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Jake Nevins
2 months
“Introduced himself” no this is cruising…
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"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function"
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Jake Nevins
4 years
Wait..."Build America Back Better" cannot be the slogan...
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Gretchen Whitmer
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I am extraordinarily proud to support @KamalaHarris and @JoeBiden ! They will be a fierce team to Build America Back Better. #WeHaveHerBack
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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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2 years
Someone’s gonna count all the zig zags in her pantsuit and divide it by 13 to get the date of the next album in 2024
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Taylor Swift looks incredible for ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’ #TaylorOnFallon
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Jake Nevins
3 years
She meant “lewk” but she did eat this
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Jake Nevins
2 years
Well well WELL as of this week I'm the new digital editor @InterviewMag so pitch me fun/smart/clever/indecent ideas at jnevins @crystalball .media pleeease
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Let a boy in a k-hole vent to me about being bisexual last night
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Jake Nevins
1 year
Hollywood’s beard with TB? Interesting…
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1 year
Update: Tom Brady is rumored to be dating Ronaldo and Bradley Cooper's ex, Model Irina Shayk, per @TMZ
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2 months
@rilaws Witching hours
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1 year
Hard launching at the Ft Greene tennis courts
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@jhnevins
Jake Nevins
4 years
Mentally I’m Greer
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4 years
Long week! Clap for our frontline workers
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Jake Nevins
2 years
I finally watched Tár. Would be great if you guys could repost all of the memes so I can encounter them again with the necessary context. Thank you
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Jake Nevins
9 months
I taste-tested various tequilas with Lisa Barlow
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4 years
@RACH4_theSTARZ @saggiesplinters that’s a bar(stool) mitzvah
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Jake Nevins
4 years
Ann Dowd reading The Leftovers pilot:
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
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I’ve got to be honest I kind of expected to speak.
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Jake Nevins
4 years
She’s got that lax scholarship to Ole Miss
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4 years
TV scene of the year is the roundabout car chase in Search Party
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Jake Nevins
2 years
Just mistook Alison Roman for the hostess at this restaurant. Then I was seated right next to her and she said “Yay, you found a table!” Humble queen!
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Jake Nevins
4 years
My Name is Barbra, Two...
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2 years
Yikes...
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3 years
Beanie Feldstein… Babs and I wish you the best of luck
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Me on school picture day circa 2006
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Kea
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Troye Sivan for Miu Miu SS24!!
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Very funky and posh how in order to pay a New York parking ticket online you must add the violation to your “cart” and then “check out” with it
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4 years
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2 years
Saw Funny Girl with my grandma for her 80th birthday and now we’re at Aritzia
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4 years
Talk it out, BABBle on
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2 years
Where’s Waldo is one of our oldest and most elusive twinks
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Went full goy today with my heavenly ham hat and cyclops lady easter egg
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Jake Nevins
4 years
My “coming out” story is rather simple...my friend and I went to the Glee concert dressed as Kurt and Rachel, each of us wearing signs that read “Kurt” and “Rachel,” and were photographed in the Washington Post the next day...
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Jake Nevins
2 years
Almost a year ago, I mistook Alison Roman for a server at Cafe Paulette. She did not hold it against me, cause she's cool and good-humored, and generously took our Rorschach Test and posed with soup cans for the March issue of Interview:
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Age gap discourse exists within me..
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Jake Nevins
2 years
We should stop complaining about women’s grunts — and start sexualizing the men’s! My latest for @Gawker :
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Jake Nevins
9 months
I used the occasion of an Omega watches event to ask Andrew Garfield if he's read The Sound and the Fury
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1 year
Okay damn..
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Jake Nevins
3 years
New piece up today (in print Sunday!) on the complex history of ASL and the deaf artists and activists bringing nonverbal language into the mainstream:
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Jake Nevins
2 years
Bathhouse in Williamsburg is possibly the straightest place in Brooklyn. Just men and women enjoying steamed heat in various rooms at various temperatures.
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Jake Nevins
2 years
This is straight people's business...
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Nick Burns
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New York City's cultural scene is now split between left-wing Brooklynites and right-wing Manhattanites. I wrote about it for the @newstatesman .
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3 years
Beanie Feldstein… Babs and I wish you the best of luck
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Not me I ruled that shit..
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A big group forming at Grand Army Plaza on Breonna Taylor’s birthday
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3 years
The WFH to sits-down-to-pee pipeline
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3 years
I congratulated my brother-in-law on his “dumptruck ass” and now he’s insecure
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3 years
My sister says she won’t date a guy who posts shirtless pics because “sorry but that’s kind of gay” (and she’s right)
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3 years
pov you are a check no wait a 1099
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POV it’s 105 degrees at the Fort Greene tennis courts and you just lost in doubles to two Brooklyn media guys
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4 years
My sons standing tall after their first tropical storm
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1 year
What ever happened to a big stack of magazines in a wicker basket by the toilet?
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5 months
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jury duty
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She was 54 bullying a 5 year old
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5 years
My first piece for @NYTmag is out today, in print Sunday! It's about fun stuff like hearing loss and reading lips:
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Sometimes it feels like jerking off is the only thing that doesn’t cost money
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Jake Nevins
3 years
We’re gonna get lots of mileage with this
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3 years
Early “white boy summer” rendering
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4 years
We have only ourselves to blame for blurbs like this
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Jake Nevins
2 years
A punch would’ve gone too hard but a slap is perfectly fruity for the Oscars
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Red Bull Racing F1 Fan Account
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This angle got me weak man
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Well well well
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4 years
Jen Shah’s “direct response marketing” firm reeks of pyramid scheme doesn’t it
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4 years
Taylor watching Saving Private Ryan in quar
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3 years
4pm on Yom Kippur
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When Charlie Puth wants lunch, he tells his driver, "I’m hungies!”
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2 years
Thinking about Pete Sampras calling Andre Agassi a “stonewashed desert boy” in this 1995 Got Milk ad!!
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8 months
“So Oprah picked The Corrections for her book club but Franzen demurred, claiming he works in the ‘high-art literary tradition’—so she disinvited him from her show. But ten years later, with the publication of Freedom, they reconciled.”
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3 years
Brandi Carlile on "Blue" bringing me to tears
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When you accidentally slam a door and something falls in another room… it’s like okay you guys know each other?
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The Notorious J.O.V.
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Obama listening to American Teenager by Ethel Cain is so camp
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Yeah that’s Zizek in the window display of a lingerie store in Paris
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Smog kinda outsold cum trees this year
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Jake Nevins
3 years
Okay well Joni Mitchell took up smoking cigs at age 9
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BREAKING: Oliver Daemen, 18, becomes the youngest person ever to fly to space. #BlueOrigin
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2 years
Thank you Kevin that was very dramatic
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3 years
What the hell
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Rumor has it I couldn’t stop talking about the Taliban on my raw bar crawl yesterday
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The residents of Chelsea have spoken
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For @NYTmag , I wrote about Netflix's "Break Point," sports documentaries writ large, and the ways tennis does and doesn't lend itself to the subgenre. Online now 🎾 in print this weekend:
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4 years
Let’s get the cast of NYC prep on Baited with @ziwe
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Ahead of the US Open, I profiled Jessica Pegula: dog-lover, Heineken-drinker, billionaire, world number 3. For @NYMag :
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"here's why you should think twice about unionizing"
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@shaun_vids
Shaun (shaunvids on bsky)
2 years
seeking opinions for potential video: if i say 'positive masculinity,' what do you think of?
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3 years
Saw a man practicing his golf swing in the vaccination queue. Guys being dudes...
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Jake Nevins
4 years
This is my last week @NYTmag , a thrilling place to work which, by the way, won a whopping five ASMEs last night. Now I'm a writer-for-hire! I've covered film, books, and sports, plus a bit of combat for @NYTimesAtWar . Commission me!
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3 years
Some dude mocked my fruity little voice outside Lover’s Rock last night but luckily he was not hot
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fyi a jewish man's rebellion is actually getting a tattoo and hiding it from your parents so you can be buried in a jewish cemetery
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3 years
A sad day for my Italianx toothpick holder
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2 years
For this week’s @NYTmag , I had the great pleasure of writing about FanDuel’s relentless commercials and the many superstitions of fandom:
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Jake Nevins
3 years
NYC is back, baby.. as seen in this weekend’s issue of the Magazine, online now. Lots of fun working on this with @ivadixit + @willystaley 🗽🗽
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4 years
Okay so Taylor actually did write her King Lear in quar
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1 year
Some personal news I’m the new chief executive officer at waystar royco
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2 years
I wrote about SERENA:
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