Jez Heywood
@jezheywood
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President @ausunemployment . Talks a lot about poverty, pelicans, photography and 🇵🇸. “tall vibes, short king” - @asfarce “foul-mouthed” - @mailonline 🧠🪱🧲
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I think it’s time people started protesting/disrupting
@CaterpillarInc
dealerships and head offices for supplying the Zionists with their disgusting death dozers
@BDSmovement
@akaWACA
#BDS
#gazagenocide
#freepalestine
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Mum (74) tested positive the other day, dad (76) and I (44) are in iso.
If either of them die from it I will remind you about it every day until the end of time.
If I die from it I'll give someone my twitter login to do it for me, you disgusting, pathetic excuse for a human
Chance of dying from the Coronavirus IF infected
10-19 years: 1 in 312,500
20 to 49 : 1 in 10,870
50 to 64: 1 in 714
65 plus: 1 in 18
Outcome? Hysteria and evisceration of normal life for months for everyone, even if vaccine doubtful
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Don’t share the picture of the Qantas worker. Share the picture of the pants-wetting LNP snowflake who is scared of a flag pin
#freepalestine
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Sky News interviewed a “non Jewish” man who is calling for Qantas staff to be fired for wearing Palestinian flag pins on a domestic flight because he felt intimidated by jihadism.
The person is Harrison Grafanakis the Tasmania Branch President of the Liberal Party of Australia.
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Australian can:
- Stop supplying arms to Israel.
- Expel the embassy
- Sanction Israel
- Take a stand at the UN
- pressure the ICC
- Refuse to support the US because of their complicity
- jail dual citizens fighting in the IOF
- recognise Palestine
#freepalestine
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Absolutely perfect picture of the problem with the modern ALP. 10/10 no notes
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Yes I can
can someone update this with the IDF colors and log
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Hey
@SenatorWong
you’re the FUCKING FOREIGN MINSTER it’s literally your job to judge things from afar, and especially so when you’re Australia’s Foreign Minister because EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING FAR AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA
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One of my rules for life is once again proven to be 100% rock solid: never trust a white guy with dreadlocks. The mask eventually falls off.
What an absolute fucking sell out
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Pretty distinctive blue Porsche you got there, Tim. Can’t be many of them driving about Melbourne. Wonder how much a set of tyres are for it?
Gurner Group founder Tim Gurner tells the Financial Review Property Summit workers have become "arrogant" since COVID and "We've got to kill that attitude."
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At least there’s one Albanese who’s not afraid to meet with me
@AlboMP
@FranceskAlbs
#FreePalestine
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The Daily Mail have updated the story, and used the full statement I sent them (on Fordham and Albanese) unedited
Dole row: Unemployed 'bludger' Jez Heywood blasts 2GB host Ben Fordham
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Not to piss on
@purplepingers
chips or anything but there’s already a website full of houses that can be squatted it’s called airbnb dot com
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Better to remain silent and be thought a war criminal than to start a defamation case and remove all doubt
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Have me on your show you coward
You can’t be serious!
The government has handed down the budget.
There was plenty in it for welfare recipients.
But Jobseeker Jaz isn’t happy.
He wants even more…
🎧🎧
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Because you fucking die without it you massive fucking idiot. How about that?
@ArtistAffame
Why should food be a human right? You are demanding somebody feed you, potentially for no effort on your own part.
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Be very careful working with Australians
While I’m married to one & love some aspects of Aussie culture
In the professional world, this guy points out how Aussies often become extremely destructive when they’re jealous
It’s called Tall Poppy Syndrome & if they don’t think
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New euphemism for “lawyers” just dropped: “mutual friend”
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All these people saying “If jobseeker was raised to the poverty line, no one would want to work, I get up and go to a shit job I hate every day” are *so* close to getting the point
Like… what if you had an adequate safety net so you could leave that shit job you hate?
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Hey
@BenFordham
you fucking gronk, don’t just take a cowardly swipe from the comfort of your
@2GB873
studio, call me up and let’s have a chat
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Thread:
Ben Fordham’s offer to find me a job is just a distraction from the real issue I raised in The Australian: the horribly low rate of income support for unemployed people and Albanese’s woefully inadequate increase to JobSeeker.
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Hey
@AustralianLabor
, where’s the white paper on bombing Yemen? Where’s the multiple committee reports on bombing Yemen? Where are
@billshortenmp
’s Canva memes on bombing Yemen? What does
@albomp
’s mum think about bombing Yemen?
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Just had Daily Mail hack
@KevinAirs
and a photographer turn up uninvited at my house.
Get absolutely fucked, Kevin
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Hey
@timminchin
, if the same thing happened to me, the first thing I’d do is put out a statement clarifying my position on the matter, rather than have a sook on insta.
#freepalestine
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Hey
@albomp
, hey
@SenatorWong
, anything to say on this? Anything? How about you
@MarkDreyfusKCMP
? Or
@RichardMarlesMP
?
@Tony_Burke
?
@gedkearney
?
@PeterKhalilMP
? Anyone? Anyone?
#freepalestine
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🇱🇧 Israel just killed this newly married couple in south Lebanon. They bombed their house in the middle of the night. The husband arrived from Australia days ago to take his wife back with him so she can be safe. They were both murdered. RIP Ibrahim Bazzi and Shuruk Hamoud 🕯️
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Sydney people - some coronavirus lockdown self-care advice from a Victorian:
Mute that PRGuy account
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There it is, in all its fucking miserly, tight-arsed, poor-hating glory. $3.50 a fucking day. An absolute fucking insult.
#80aDay
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Dude, fuck off with this shit, no-one’s buying the whole “I’m Albo and I like rock and roll and I’m cool” schtick any more
Powerful daylist 💡🎧
Starting this month, we're rolling out $300 off power bills for every Australian household.
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Those who “hate” australia are the ones trying to make it a better, more inclusive place. Those who pull out the “love it or leave it” bullshit are lazy, self-centred status quo loving head in the sand crybabies losers who don’t have the guts to acknowledge Australia’s dark past
Australia is being divided into the LOVERS and the HATERS. Those who love Australia and those who hate Australia. Those who HATE Australia, should pack their bags and leave.
God Bless Australia. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
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There’s one organisation that could do more to tackle homelessness than all those other organisations combined and it’s called The Fucking Government You Are A Part Of
There are some incredible organisations working hard to help tackle homelessness across the country – one of them being Lighthouse Foundation. Privileged to visit them and meet some of the remarkable team who support children and young people experiencing homelessness or trauma.
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This your government, Anthony?
My thoughts, and those of Australians, are with the Princess of Wales and her family following the news of her cancer diagnosis.
The Princess of Wales has shown extraordinary courage with her public statement today, in which she expresses her concern for others.
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Congratulations to Benjamin Netanyahu for finally making it to
#1
on the list of the world’s worst living war criminals!
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Got my outfit sorted to go vote in
#DunkleyByelection
, what’s everyone think?
#DunkleyVotes
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These are the questions Dan Andrews must answer before he comes back to work: Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
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Oh, didn't you know?
Since when does being Australian of the Year give you licence to personally attack our prime minister, asks
@kylie_lang
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Just realised that few days ago it was 10 years since NewsCorp made me and 90 other designers redundant so they could offshor our jobs to Manila, at the same time getting a dodgy $880 million tax rebate from the govt and complaining about call centres and Qantas offshoring jobs
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They’re calling for more people to come down and join us blocking this truck. Get down if you can!
#FreePalestine
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Fuck, Australians, check out the name on this Tory MP and try to come up with something worse, you can’t.
“It’s only their lunch. It’s not all meals every day. It’s enough for lunches for a child for a week… usually.”
Tory MP Pauline Latham defends the free school meals policy.
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I swear, if a NewsCorp paper utters another word about me I will do a big long tweet thread on what it’s like to work for them.
Teaser: it involved them breaking the law on my very first day.
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🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 🇦🇺 : INTERNATIONAL RULES BASED ORDER
🇾🇪: okay, we’re gonna enforce our maritime boundaries
🇿🇦: BRB, off to the international court of justice
🇲🇾 : right behind you 🇿🇦
🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 🇦🇺 : NO NOT LIKE THAT
#freepalestine
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Huh. A billionaire happily dating a football star does one of the biggest tours in history and then drops an album trying to make out she’s an angsty tortured artist and people aren’t feeling it? Crazy, wonder why that is
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An organisation that *never* retweets or even replies suddenly has a hiccup with “moderation software” that appears to have worked 100% perfectly in the past, huh?
You may have seen an inappropriate retweet on this channel today. Please rest assured this was an entirely accidental human error using moderation software and was deleted as soon as we became aware of it.
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30,000+ Palestinians shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
#AnzacDay2024
#FreePalestine
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Sir…
A second statue in Melbourne has been defaced overnight, 10 News First has learned.
The Queen Victoria statue in Queen Victoria Gardens - adjacent to the Royal Botanical Gardens - was covered in paint overnight, with staff on site this morning in a bid to clean the statue.
This
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His show wasn’t even slightly funny, he dated a 17-year-old high school student at 38, Steve Bannon gets royalties on the show and now this.
Well beyond time to stop watching Seinfeld
#freepalestine
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Hey
@JoshFrydenberg
, let me tell you a little about the realities of job hunting in this country.
Since the GFC, I have been made redundant 3 times.
Of the two jobs I've had that didn't make me redundant, one was such a toxic workplace that I could only handle six months of it
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BRB, off to Elwood for a bit. Pic unrelated
Respectful free speech at protests is sacred, but this is just not OK.
We should be able to go for a walk in Elwood/Port Melbourne (2 seperate incidents) without this. Everyone should be able to.
#melbourne
#IsraelFightsTerror
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This guy was just standing there tapping his sign. He had family members who got a
#robodebt
#DunkleyVotes
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Charity is a failure of government, Anthony
The Good Friday Appeal does such amazing work to help sick children and their families, and my government is proud to support them.
Thanks to the whole team at the Royal Children's Hospital, and those working across the country, for the incredible work you do every day.
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Imagine being so desperate for publicity that you’d offer a job to a staunch unionist? Like I wouldn’t immediately start organising the staff, checking payslips and have fair work on speed dial
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For those of you blocked by
@MFWitches
(you haven't found all my accounts, witches) here's their latest scam.
They say they're being sold at cost but the cost price is $2.59 each (see next tweet)
#freepalestine
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#boycottMFW
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My last sharehouse, where, if memory serves, I paid $350 a month
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For all the idiots telling me to get a job that obviously don't know how mutual obligations work, here you go: 11 applications in the past fortnight.
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HOW
@centrelink
TREATS PEOPLE WITH MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS:
On the left, the letter I received rejecting my medical certificate. On the right, the medical certificate itself.
As you can see, I supplied all the details they said I didn't
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Spot the difference:
@VictoriaPolice
Ballarat, Sunday vs
@VictoriaPolice
Bendigo, Tuesday
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A message from my friend Hatem in Gaza to everyone on this picket line
Celebrations at Melbourne's port where a community picket has blockaded Zim shipping from work for over 18 hours. The blockade is now stronger as we move into the afternoon of the second day. No workers have broken the picket line! Join us as Webb Dock.
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I want to be living in a country where the government calls out fucking genocide,
@PeterKhalilMP
#freepalestine
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Strolling against violence against women. Skipping around climate change. Crawling for poverty. But absolutely fucking sprinting for defence spending.
A woman has been killed every four days so far this year.
Tomorrow I will walk with women across Australia to say enough is enough.
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Well, this is fucking fantastic for my Centrelink-induced depression and anxiety. They know better than the doctor treating me, apparently
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The
@AustralianJA
petition says it was started by
@NFleiszig
whose twitter account is brand new.
Go look at who they are following and we find none other than Qantas crybaby
@HarrisonGrafa
, whose one and only tweet was six months ago.
All seems real legit to me! Nothing fishy!
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You know where this won’t happen? A fucking hotel.
@RainaTannous20
@jezheywood
@purplepingers
Imagine renting out an airbnb only to have a squatter break in whilst you and your family are inside. These people have truly lost their minds
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Boycott
@Kogan
The security and cleaning cost of weekly anti Israel protests in Melbourne and Sydney should be borne by the organisers of the protests. Taxpayers should not be forced to fund ongoing disruptions to commerce and movement.
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Just got back from the Teals rally, everyone was chanting “What do we want? Incremental change! When do we want it? Oh, no rush, whenever’s good with you!”
The Help To Buy and Build To Rent schemes will make an incremental difference.
The answer to this crisis will be through incremental change.
The parties need to stop politicking and move together - immediately- to address the housing crisis.
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The management of a Melbourne shopping centre have more moral backbone than the Australian government
Melbourne Central security have said they’re happy to let the action play out and won’t intervene ‘on moral grounds’.
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Finally!
Anthony Albanese says Israel's Gaza assault is 'completely unacceptable'
http://t.co/LD0Dbhp2fQ
via
@guardian
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My favourite frame from this video
All out against Invasion this 26th of January.
May the remaining colonies of the world fall - Australia is a crime scene.
May the genocide end. May we see a free Blak Australia, that frees Palestine.
Uphold Indigenous Sovereignty. Uphold anti-colonialism.
Always Was.
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Fucking hell, actual footage of a double-tap strike.
Only the worst monsters do double-tap strikes
#freepalestine
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This is not a movie 🚨
This is the reality of Gaza, israel directly targeted Firefighters while they were trying to save innocent lives...
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Okay, pick a date
Australia day is a fight worth fighting. You backdown and change the day and it will be a win for the left. Then they will come for our flag. Then what?
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I am now of the opinion that
@AustralianLabor
- especially
@AlboMP
and whoever is advising him - are all just deeply fucking stupid people.
End poverty and guarantee yourself another term in government or piss off everyone under 55 even more? Hmmmm, what a dilemma.
7NEWS can exclusively reveal the biggest change to the dole in years, with older jobseekers to receive higher welfare payments than their younger counterparts.
#7NEWS
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Did you learn all this on your state sponsored junket to Israel, James?
I mean this is literally the flag of the PLO which used to hijack airliners as a matter of course so its rehabilitation as flight attendant bling now that Hamas terrorists are the official “true victims” is a hell of a thing.
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I think it’s great that Aggro got his wish and was turned into a real human child but it clearly hasn’t worked out and we need to turn him back into a puppet and pack him away in a box
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Politicians on $200k take mental health leave and they get applauded by the media for being brave and acknowledging the black dog. If anyone poor acknowledges they have mental health issues, look what happens - constantly attacked by the biggest perverts in the mediasphere
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Here’s a better question:
If another country invaded Australia and occupied it, killing Australians indiscriminately and forcing Australians to live in smaller and smaller areas, would you just sit there and accept the situation or would you fight back?
If a foreign country or terrorist group invaded Australia and raped and murdered 1400 men women and children while they where going about their daily lives ,what response would you expect from your Leader?
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Top australian tax bracket is 45% and if you’re earning that much you can afford it
@jezheywood
As opposed to the Government who sucks up 50% of our incomes every year for our entire working lives with no consequences?
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Shit bosses: “waaaaaah, people don’t want to work while on jobseeker”
The government: “let’s reintroduce mutual obligations!”
Reality:
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If I went to a cafe and got food poisoning from a $10 chicken sandwich the place could get shut down but landlords can suck up 50% of someone’s income every week for years with no consequences.
These fuckers need to be licensed and regulated like any other business
Landlord representative says it is "very oppressive"that a landlord might be prosecuted for not following the law. Where to even start?
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A couple of weeks back,
@Asher_Wolf
asked if anyone could donate a computer because mine is old and slow and I have a lot to do for
@AusUnemployment
at the moment.
Here it is! It arrived today!
Can't thank you enough, supporter who wishes to remain anonymous! You're the best!
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This message in my myGov inbox was like finding a unicorn wearing a necklace made out of hen’s teeth: rare good news. Carer’s allowance approved
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Unless Fordham is willing to dedicate airtime to find every other jobseeker in the country a job, then this is nothing but attempt to shut me up because I had the nerve to stand up to him and call him out.
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This you?
An Australian woman, Galit Carbone was one of those murdered on October 7, by Hamas. How many people attending rallies tomorrow are the same activists who'd protest 'violence against women'?
Because they're literally cheering for rapists and murderers of women.
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To save you all a trip to Canberra, I’ve found the worst possible piece of merch at the Parliament House gift shop
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Perth people - some coronavirus lockdown self-care advice from a Victorian:
Mute that PRGuy account
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Interesting slip of the tongue here, showing their true colours: “people of Gaza” rather than “Hamas”.
This is a "charity" calling for 'vengence'. Not food, not for affordale housing - they're baying for death & destruction.
And you're all funding them.
Who else would like
@AlboMP
remove the extremist
@AustralianJA
off the charity list & immediately put on the terrorist list?
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ALP’s economic inclusion advisory committee: “Raise the rate!”
ALP backbenchers: “Raise the rate!”
ALP’s Robodebt RC: “Raise the rate!”
@AustralianLabor
: “Hmm, much to carefully consider”
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Australian broke ranks with the USA and voted yes
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SORRY POOR PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO STARVE NOTHING WE CAN DO OH BY THE WAY WE ARE SPENDING THIRTY TWO MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY FOR THE NEXT THIRTY TWO FUCKING YEARS ON SUBMARINES HOPE THAT’S OKAY THANKS BYE -
@AustralianLabor
Australia will spend up to $32 million a day, over the next 32 years, to build a new fleet of nuclear submarines.
Tonight
#4Corners
investigates whether Australia can deliver on this $368 billion defence strategy, and if it will counter China’s growing influence in the Pacific.
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No, you’re confusing antisemitism with anti-Zionism. Which thick fuckheads do all the time. Also none of my cans are pink, so you’re also not good with colours
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Have a nice time on your little junket to Israel, Gemma?
What a disgusting, hysterical view.
Into the bin, stat.
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Well well well, it really is that easy, huh? Check it out
@AlboMP
you don’t need endless enquiries and white papers after all!
The Brazilian government has announced that 43 million people moved out of poverty in June. The main causal factor, it says, has been raising Bolsa Familia welfare system payments above the poverty line of $R218/per household member.
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My mum, assuming this was a pre-arranged interview, let Kevin in.
I instantly showed him the fuck out.
I hope they enjoy the photos of me flipping them the bird
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Every tweet about Rafah should include the
#SuperBowl
hashtag
in less than half an hour, the Israeli army killed more than 78 Palestinians, including displaced people and children, in the city of Rafah, south of the Gaza Strip.
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