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“u miss this pussy?” no bitch I miss Mac Miller😭😭😭
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*finishes 1 homework assignment out of the 28 different school related things i have procrastinated on for 2 weeks*
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i be licking the salt off da dressed beer like a SLUT
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When you scare your grandma as a joke but she starts having a heart attack
http://t.co/Wa80i9ZxPI
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@emiIytrevino
@Impavidyouth
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cAN u ReAD? I saID i WaS jOKIng bOut dAT tF
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Who the fuck pretends to pour a drink on someone else for fun?
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when you go over for some pussy but her kid won’t stfu bothering us
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i shoulda never smoke that shit😩 now im at the selena memorial statue
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the mf that discovered coconut must’ve been stubborn as hell talkin bout “i just KNOW you can eat this shit”
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you’re 20’s are your selfish years, steal that lipstick, commit tax fraud and embezzlement, fuck them kids, 🌸choose yourself first at all costs🌸
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aye bro dm me the video, i tried refreshing the app, i deleted it, redownloaded it, restarted my phone, called my service provider, restarted my wifi, asked my neighbor for his wifi password, just dm me your number bro and just txt it to me pls bro pls
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THE PIC I JUST COPPED RN THE SKY IS FUCKING LIT RT & FAV FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT
http://t.co/xxINg9aVAM
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Sexual predators
People who were cop rejects bc of mental instability
Pedophiles
Sociopaths
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YO AT THE CONJURING 2 THE GHOST HUNTERS ASKED WHAT THE DEMONS NAME WAS & I WAS ABOUT TO YELL "DAT BOI" BUT ANOTHER HOE BEAT ME TO IT IM MAD
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Fuck this pipeline shit imma go work at POPEYES and serve this country
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them herbalife bitches been pretty quiet these past few months
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THIS THE SHIT MY VROTHERS SEND ME HOLY SHIT MY BABY SISTER IS DONE PLAYING GAMES SHE OUT HERE MAKING GAINZ😤🤷🏻♂️🔥💯💪🏻🙏🏼
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bitches be 23 yrs old and 5 feet tall talking about “looking for someone to grow with🤩💕” HOMEGIRL! you not gonna grow anymore😭
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the white man won’t let you forget 9/11 year-round but wants us to forget slavery, indigenous people genocide, segregation, Asian-American concentration camps, oh and the concentration camps that are alive and well rn near our border.
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My mans ya weed aint ready yet throw it in the microwave for 1 more minute
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bitches tweet “fighting demons” whole time it’s just dishes that been sitting in the sink a whole 2 weeks
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She don't deserve you king, drop that hoe, drink ya water, do ya squats & eat ya fruit
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mfs don’t believe in god until they see their name vs The State of Texas😭🤣😔🗣💯
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This is the most Texas-thing i have ever seen.
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i may be low income, but i’ll NEVER be low in cum🗣‼️🤨💯😈🙏🏼
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out here looking like this so this little mf can look like this
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I DONT AND NEVER HAVE OWNED A GUN LIKE WHERE SHE GET IT FROM???????
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height : 6’4”
shoe size : same as dick size
zodiac sign : whichever one gone get my dick sucked
tattoos : nah
piercings : only holes in me from bullets
fave colour : all em
fave drink : four loko
quote w urs if u see this!
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next woman i date has got to have a dad, im tired of raising you bitches
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i’ll choose my girl over my family any day, blood aint thicker than that ass😈
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Bitches aint shit
Girls are like "omg just DM me that you wanna be friends I'd love that!!"
Well this is the response I get 🙃
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when my phone is dead and i lose my side girl at forever 21
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i been getting a lot of amber alerts of black children going missing wtf going on
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this how i hug the wingstop girl when she hands me my order
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who wants me to go w them black friday shopping? i can drive us wherever and also i know how to fight
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instead of saying good morning at work i just yelled WAP🗣🤝💯 now i’m waiting to have a talk with HR😭😭😭
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in court rn and my lawyer tripped in front of the judge im so FUCKED😭
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mfs really said this was gonna be my future kids and honestly, they’re right
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Me trying to get my shit together before April the 7th like Kendrick told me to.
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pepper was about to risk everything for that mf chicken boa😩🗣
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How my arms looked like last year today, last picture was today at the gym
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bruh I accidentally brought in my dick appointment backpack to class instead of my actual school bag😩 how tf🤣😔
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anyone wanna drink 4lokos and cruise around looking at houses we wanna rob for the holidays?😔🥺
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Nobody:
Me:
The bottle of wine I have waiting for me at home:
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bitch we living it rn fym😭😭😭
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I miss the old Katy Perry, bitch had some BIG tiddies & minded her own bidness
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EAT YALLS OWN PUSSY SINCE YALL WANNA BE SO INDEPENDENT rt
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@JJtheJokester
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#GetBackIntheKitchen
http://t.co/K86JEZGQZm”
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went to my parents house for breakfast, my little sister sneezed and i immediately left
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cause my girl already know i like her💯🗣
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I FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO MAC DEMARCO & I WOKE UP WITH THIS BOX OF CIGARETTES SOMEONE HELP ME
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My mom & dad spoiled batman vs superman for me so I'm filling out the retirement home paperwork right now & never visiting
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Marques: single
-obedient
-5'3"
-funny
-educated
-very good listener
-grinds, very athletic
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these mfs want my CHEESE 🧀 , i give it to them w the MAC 🔫⚰️😈
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I want to take the time to thank everyone who didn’t support this tweet
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Got fired today cause I wouldn’t stop yelling VIBE CHECK at the morning safety meeting the past 2 weeks
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27 year olds talking about “i’m just vibing” bro you not vibing you dying go start a family😭😭😭
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Bitches really think I’m trynna go over to fuck🤣 I’m trynna go over to see what I can STEAL😈🤣🤭🤫
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mirror mirror on the wall which one of these bitches got the FATTEST pussy of them all?
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me walking into popeyes ready to whoop whoever ass be disrespecting employees over a damn sandwich
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