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Remember when Liam Neeson said he walked through the streets of Ireland for a week looking for a random Black man to kill? And everyone just let it go?
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Do you guys know how hard it is to get rid of bed bugs? I worked in homelessness. We once paid £70k to get the entire building heated to 80C for a week. We came to the bedbugs enjoying the heat, like they were on a sun lounger and sipping Pina Coladas
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Everyone always cusses Waitrose and M&S grocery prices but nobody ever comes for the true villain: Co-ops!
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Nearly dropped to my knees in the co-op. What in the cozzie livs is THIS?
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When BDS was first being conceptualised, we went through this thing. We tried to boycott every item that had links to Israel and it was incredibly hard. We ended up with no drinks, no laundry detergent, no toiletries etc. It’s not sustainable. BDS then created the targeted list.
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Ivan Toney’s career is going by way of Wilfred Zaha. At a mid table club. Ego on Mars. Have so much hype and rumours about you but nothing ever materialises. Before you know it, you’re past your prime and end up in those foreign leagues.
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🚨🔴⚪️ Ivan Toney, out of Brentford squad for their opening Premier League game. He’s still one to watch on the market as Al Ahli added him to the shortlist as revealed 10 days ago, but there are also other opportunities.
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It’s the missing gap between Clapham Common and Ashford that is one of the most scary elements to me. They’re not even close. That’s 60 miles. 1.5 hour drive. God.
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Saka has never taken a fucking penalty in his life. Never even taken one for Arsenal and yet Southgate gives him the decider? SET UP CHICK
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My council spent 6 figures and yet I’ve just represented a client who was forced to live with her son (who had asthma) in a home covered in black mould. She begged to be moved. and they decided there was no risk. Her son died from a respiratory attack in the living room.
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@justjayec No. His friend got raped. He asked what race the rapist was. His friend said Black so he said he got a weapon, walked the streets for one week trying to start something with any Black person he saw so he could kill them. Admitted this in an interview unprovoked.
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People been fighting in my mentions for 40 nights & 40 days saying “nobody let this go.” Liam has 6 major releases films currently in pre and post production. He’s got 11 starring credits since 2019 & was just in the new Star Wars. You can remember but the industry doesn’t care
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They were even hit with chemical treatment on day 1. Did nothing. Bed bugs had become the building. I fear for anyone with them.
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You can’t go after Unilever as a whole. But you can go after singular companies that are directly benefiting from Israel’s apartheid regime. BDS has been incredibly easy to follow and has been incredibly effective.
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If you’re feeling demoralised because social media keeps adding a new company to the boycott list, please remember and stick to the BDS list. If you want stick to the more egregious social media add-ons too e.g McDonalds and Starbucks.
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The amount of Black men making excuses for him in the comments. I’m going back to my previous rule of muting every single one of you that enters my mentions. Go suck that man off elsewhere!
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We were getting chemical treatment weekly for the 2 years I worked there. Mattresses constantly binned. Clothes washed to at least 60C. After the heat treatment, we found ground zero. One room had so many dead bed bugs I thought it had black white dot flooring. Still they run it
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Tbh walking bed bugs are the least of your problems. It’s the eggs. They can lay dormant for six months and they’re minuscule. You won’t really see them. So you may think you won and then bam! Here we go again
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My routine avoid bed bugs at work: avoid all cloth chairs. I would wipe down every surface constantly. Outside my door, I would spray myself with bed bug spray. When I got home, straight to bathroom & shake my clothes in the bath to see if any fell off and keep there sealed.
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at the end of the day, the goal is to publicly and financially pressure these organisations to stop funding genocide. We can’t lose sight of the goal. The safety and liberation of the Palestinian people and land. Please don’t be demoralised. Free Palestine. Always and forever.
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Her name, location and entire tribe info will be available within the next 24 hours. Somali networks don't play
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Somalis been treating Dubai like the Sunday market for decades. You lot like to waffle.
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Remember when Dubai was classed as a luxury holiday, now it’s coming like Napa Lol
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Personally, I follow BDS strictly. I’ve also been really heartened by the people’s boycott of McDonalds and Starbucks, two absolute institutions. I find the owner of Gail’s out and out support of genocide disgusting and would boycott (altho I’ve never been because why is it £££).
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No, honestly deep it. For documentaries on nature, they get Sir David Attenborough. For documentaries on physics, they get Professor Brian Cox. But for something as important as black women's lives, they want a "subject removed" who will be doing pickachu face the whole time?
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Being pathologically non-confrontational is a character flaw and you’ll never have peace in your life until you can advocate for yourself.
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@iyrtitl33 Or maybe you should connect to reality and not your own fantasy. He’s made 11 Hollywood movies since then, including 6 this year alone in a starring role. He’s also been in 4 TV shows including the new highly anticipating Disney+ Star Wars show.
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The hatred I have for Labour is unreal. I hope the party burns.
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Deep it. It’s Saka’s first full season as a professional footballer. His first international tournament. Last international tournament, he was still doing his GCSEs. A young 19 year old. And yet, he was made to take the deciding penalty in such a monumental match. Fuck Southgate.
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@KennedyKrills @bestgug She's literally one of the most successful TV and radio presenters in the UK. that was a very weird comment.
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SHANIAH. ITS ONLY OCTOBER 2ND!!! GET THAT FOOT OFF OUR NECKS
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Cruella DeVille, if she doesn’t scare you no evil thing will 😈 #halloween
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yung filly asking every girl on does the shoe fit if they like black men only for him to chase yt all day. you see it.
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They all coming for yung filly lool maybe he should take a lesson from dr umar
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I’m a fan of lockdowns as they save lives don’t get me wrong. But if we’d have locked down properly at the start and set up a working track and system like other countries S.Korea, Singapore etc, this could’ve all been avoided.
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@__HeyJessie__ you realise that’s 80 degrees Celsius? As in 176 Fahrenheit?
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@evelynvwoodsen I’m pretty sure you’re not from the UK let alone london. She grew up on a council estate in Tottenham surrounded by black people. Adele has always been respectful.
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once during intermission at the national theatre, david + georgia (wife) randomly came out & happened to stand next to me. media started interviewing him while me & Georgia talked. I asked if it would be okay to ask him for a photo & she was like “pls interrupt. he’d love you”
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david tennant u are the light of my life
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I should add she’s only my client because she’s now homeless. She refused to live in the house further because of the mould & she had PTSD being in the house where her son died. The council decided she intentionally made herself homeless & refused a duty to help. Sickening.
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As a lone woman, you are never safe. No matter what you do. You’re at risk as long as you’re alive. Sarah did everything right. It’s heartbreaking. May she rest in perfect peace. Praying for her family.
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Will Manchester Uni go one week without mistreating their students? Pinning a Somali student against the wall “because he looked like a drug dealer”? Those guards need to get gone & his accom better be free.
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@Stuckendahaus @BraviWasabi The son found the fake belly. She and her family are still denying she’s not pregnant and she smashed his car up. Scary ppl!
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@Valleyme @iyrtitl33 How can “he hasn’t been seen since” and 11 major releases & 4 TV shows both be true?
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In all of this, Tolly & Audrey don’t ever look into Milena’s perspective’. It’s all Milena is the villain and they’re the victim when I genuinely do not think anyone was the villain. It’s always been a personality difference. Everyone here needs to introspect. #thereceiptspodcast
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@symplylivinj Put in a subject access request that includes all social media and texts/calls. So they can’t delete it. Nasty degenerates.
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@aitchotte @lCKYNICKY She can’t follow her, she’s blocked. That’s the point 🤣
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@GFoxxss @Valleyme @iyrtitl33 You didn’t a damn thing. Those two statements are quite literally conflicting. One cannot be in the 15 pieces of major art and “not been seen”. That’s called an oxymoron. But keep talking to yourself.
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These lot think “social media outrage” made Andrew Tate viral. Please. By the time his nonsense had reached the ears of the sensible lot, his rhetoric had been absorbed and regurgitated a thousand times over by the youth.
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How are Smile Direct Club still allowed to advertise on national TV when they’re currently being sued for not actually having dentists/orthodontists completing consultations and patients reporting having lost teeth, experience life long pain & damage from their bootleg braces?
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I repeat what I said.
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I’m ngl accusing every woman who goes to Dubai is very??? It’s actually not that expensive to travel there 😭
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Is she draining their life force? Why do all the men in her life look like walking corpses?
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Queen Elizabeth II makes her first appearance at the #PlatinumJubilee with her cousin Prince Edward, Duke of Kent.
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@Kadiatou3fois Absolutely not.
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A bunch of white women are on TikTok exposing SK for either leaving them to go on the show or that he’s cheated on Raven with them. Love is Blind is truly trash.
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Harry doesn’t have the capabilities for some of these conversations. The stuff he is describing isn’t unconscious bias. It’s outright hatred. It’s racism. Stop watering it down. #HarryTheInterview
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@mxmsworld that sauceless dance had Michael reaching for a defibrillator. Inject itttttt 💉💉💉
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@jasebyjason It’s because theres nothing remotely interesting about Adam Levine. The only eyebrow raising part is he wanted to name his new baby after the side chick. Nasty man
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@charlot66049918 @SkyNews Radicalised by who Charlotte? The devil????
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Are you actually thick? Ethiopia has been hostile to Somalis for years and we’re still disputing land to this day. Yet SL giving them access to the sea for a military base isn’t a problem? You guys definitely failed basic comprehension
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That is not enough. It should be 1 day of mourning for each year our glorious Queen ruled our lovely country!
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Lmao remember when she came on big big YouTube and said she would’ve bullied Somalis in her younger days but she couldn’t because she was told she look too much like one so she went for other African groups. She *would’ve* bullied Somalis 😂
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@BeeBabs I had to go on her Insta twice to understand what you meant. I’m so baffled?? Is that the same small one that dated Mary?!
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@lauramaccydee @bsarahoates @DerSchwarzBaron I’m so tired right now that I misread that as blind people get driving lessons with their stick poking out the window. Phew.
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Both Rachel Riley and Tracey Ann Oberman have recently lost cases to do with slander. Hopefully they’re opening up their eyes and ears because the way they’ve been able to call anybody anything they want for years is insane.
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EastEnders star pays damages in anti-Semitism libel case
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Ashleigh blocked me during the clubhouse days because I said the way that she “moderated” those spaces was irresponsible. She’s been a bully and rejoices in it. You can tell her soul is nasty just looking at her face. Giving her money is wild #treacherousliar
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@Nicjor15793 Yep, your brain starts filling in blanks which are truly scary. I just hope Sarah wasn’t aware. I hope she didn’t suffer. That’s all.
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@jasebyjason Idec about the details of the date but idk why we’re all dedicated to being so nasty to strangers. Yeah, I may not want to travel that far or go eat down the road from a man’s flat but idk, getting catty and then posting it for a pile on just seems weird in this scenario
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@KaiserCoby @flybe so here is your customer service agent admitted they lied to deny a bunch of teens a safe journey home that they PAID for. the way you’re handling this is disgusting so far. there needs to be an investigation and you need to put these girls on the next flight home.
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You’re being entirely disingenuous. Nobody is denying Ukrainians refuge. They’ve been given more grace than any other refugee. But if they’re denying shelter because a Black person on the street is a jumpscare, they can stay homeless, go back to Ukraine or whatever they like.
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Having said that I hope they sue them all into bankruptcy. I hope there are criminal charges. People were killed via their negligence & with malice when they refused to stop the show. Countless more will have life long psychological trauma. Fuck Travis, fuck that venue.
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Just to clear up, I’m not a lawyer or fundraising for her. I work in homelessness. My role relates to ensuring she has a roof over her head. Having worked in homelessness for years, her story is extremely common unfortunately. Council’s are getting away with it more than ever.
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Black women: Me and my baby nearly died because of the NHS. Rochelle:
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@noelleplay @_ikundi @crab_rangucci @patrickstarrr Y'all notice that nearly all the people agreeing with you are non-black? bc that's quite interesting
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It's been shown in numerous studies that financial wealth correlates with a decrease in compassion towards others. It shows in a number of ways like contempt, belief in their own superiority and other's inferiority. People get a little money and forget who they were.
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It’s very obvious from my TL tweets that you lot are friends/in the same social circles with Tolly and Audrey irl. #thereceiptspodcast
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@GFoxxss @Valleyme @iyrtitl33 You literally responded to my statement and said “let me put it all together.” This was after responding to the chain before me and the other save-a-hoe fella. The only person struggling with comprehension here is yourself.
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@blixberrie @wfcouncil Sorry, what?! you can get fined for having your bins on the wrong day?! FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS?! FOR BINS!?
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Set up a few automated savings actions on my bank account but I’m most excited for the gym one. It’ll move £1 every time I go to the gym. At the end of the year, that’s pure luxury money. It’s also how I plan to track how many times I really went to the gym in 2023.
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Is Luca aware that Gemma could’ve chosen to sleep with him outside but instead actively chose to sleep with Davide? #LoveIsland
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@gopalbx This was Saka’s first international tournament. He only scored his first prem goal 18 months ago. He has never taken a penalty in professional football. Ever. And you think Saka would be the right choice for such a monumental moment? Pls
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9/10 they’re not googling. They’re checking the specific guidelines or dosage of that medication using official guides. People really think they’re just typing “headaches” into google and using webMD.
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I AM ANGRY. Kitty Brucknell came on live calling Misha a liar. She really said "I haven't thought about her (Misha) for years" meanwhile Misha has been diagnosed with PTSD, was close to attempting suicide in the X Factor house and has been in therapy for nine years. Look at that.
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@Desthemaker @Oloni Which is so funny for so many reasons not least bc neither of them are Jamaican. If she took you on a day trip to Birmingham, is that a cultural exchange trip too?
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I don’t like this tweet at all. How many times have people witnessed and/or recently recorded abuses of power, actively challenged police and someone still ends up dead? This isn’t on the onlookers. This is in the system.
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Coca Cola and Pepsi own basically the entire market for soft drinks. You might think you’re not buying them but you are. To be effective boycotts must be collectively done. It’s impossible to avoid these brands that are this infused to life, especially back in 2004.
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YES! There's currently a bad batch of heroin circulating. Users in South East England and South London have been particularly affected. Tests are ongoing but its believed to be laced with fentanyl. My org is aware of 45 cases with 8 deaths so far. Please be wary!
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There’s a bad batch of heroin going round. We’ve had 10 overdoses today *alone*.
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@audreythefinest Everyone at ITV This Morning supposedly knew. It’s not singular to Holly. It was described as an open secret and likely leaked by staff there, not the kid he groomed.
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Tommy’s not Messi though. He also ducked the fight twice. Scheduling it in the first month of his child’s life, which he did late into the pregnancy, was an active choice he made when he never needed to. Tommy cannot be compared to actual athletes sorry.
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Tommy Fury being away at training whilst Molly-Mae is alone with their new baby is not unusual for athletes in training at all. I’ve seen a lot of athletes talk about having to be away from their families over the years and their partners talking about how difficult it is.
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she fought her internet, her mother and local noise laws just to tell us... that. #hingeisghetto
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One of the resultant photos. He was saying that the flash gave him a halo effect.
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As entertaining the Ekin & David are, don’t forget to vote for Dami & Indiyah. Fiat 500 will vote for Davide for sure but we know we’re the only ones who support our fellow Blacks! #LoveIsland
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When Jay pulled Paige and Jacques, an established couple, apart then everybody applauded him including Jacques himself? Danica goes after who she’s interested and someone who’s had 1.3 chats with Jay is acting like she spat on her mum? They all bully Danica fr #LoveIsland
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For you EEJITS who keep coming into my mentions saying Southgate had nothing to do with the decision, what do you think a manager is for?! Morons
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Gareth Southgate to the BBC: "I decided on the penalty takers. In terms of the penalties. It is totally down to me." #ENG
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Worst still, it’s demotivating for an individual to try very hard at making the ethical choice and then find out you failed. That makes people give up and we actually cannot give up. In 2005, BDS solved this problem by organising. With a shorter list, the pressure can be greater
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@hanxine I don't like coconut but someone on here once said coconut water tastes like it's already been in someone else's mouth and I just adsfdgdhs
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This thread has reached some idiots and some trolls. Some of you are new to supporting Palestine (welcome!!) but in the early 2000s, we had “boycotts” like below and more. You’ll notice why I said laundry detergent because every brand is listed on there.
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@daniecal I just saw this advice post on r/relationships that had me hollering! 😭
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@makeupbyshaniah no gloves while using bleach? I know her hands are flaking off
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I was sent this yesterday and it took me right back to being a kid trying to navigate this while my heart bled for Palestine. If you can, do avoid these brands (small business for the win). If you can’t, stick to the more collective ones e.g BDS, Starbucks, McDonald’s. 🇵🇸
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fannita’s losr her damn mind but that awful song is truly the worst part. she needs to go therapy to deal with trauma. the world is nasty to fat women, esp fat black women. she needs to deal with that
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Once my mum called me from Egypt asking me why I was out on a road. I was in London. Somali 👏🏾 networks 👏🏾 do 👏🏾 not 👏🏾 play 👏🏾
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@Kadiatou3fois Nah I mean absolutely not to watching Atlanta. Donald Glover is an absolute coon. I’m sure he gave Neeson a pass. Cant stand either of them.
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@FLOTUK Have you watched their finances video? It sounds like she won too. He saved his student finance and worked at uni so he could buy a house straight after uni. They seem to be a great match financially.
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I just read the 33 page document and wow. The GMC is an actual joke. Every single doctor should just quit practice. You’re actually suffering.
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JDUK highlighted an MPTS tribunal which has me SHOOKETH - Indian doctor asks for a laptop - used the word "promised" when actually they had noted her interest for one previously - gets GMC'ed for dishonesty and suspended for a month?!? WTAF
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She’s a Tory and she has Nimko Ali promising to vote for her in the comments. That tells you all you need to know about her.
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We did it! I’m on the ballot to be your next Mayor of London!
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Any time I see people preoccupied with the “legal age of consent”, I automatically switch off. It’s an arbitrary number that’s there for sentencing purposes. It doesn’t have any link to biological or cognitive landmarks. More importantly, legal is NOT the same as moral.
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