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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i took adderall...and ive been trying to force myself to sleep by counting sheeps im at 1,450 sheeps and im still wide awake bro
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
@iluxiii @OhItsKhanh @kristinecake dont forget seductively with passion 😩
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
wtf what kind of friend would even say that shit ???
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
broke ✅ shit grades ✅ sleep deprived ✅ unmotivated ✅ crippling insecurity that im never going to have a stable career and im just wasting my time ✅
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
u know ur the ugly friend when u put ur friend on ur story and all of a sudden every guy msgs u and says “that girls cute”
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
my brother’s gf comes over to our house and never says hi/acknowledge me then has the audacity to be loud as fuck waking me up how are u gonna be rude AND annoying, pick a struggle
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
guys who give reassurance when you dont even have to ask radiate big dick energy
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
my TL is just filled with: -sco pa tu manaa -kevin nguyen -the fucking pronunciation of lychee
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
when hippos get upset, their sweat turns red
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
wheres the line of coke
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kristine
6 years
the abg diet
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i think its rly sweet how once it gets late my guy friends walk me to my car but i also rly think its dumb as fuck how i have to be walked to my car after a certain time
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
you ever look at all your friends and realize that you are the ugly friend amongst everyone
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
u ever look thru all ur finsta posts and wonder how ur still the same sad bitch 400 posts ago?
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
how dare you have the audacity to fucking take advantage of a girl, RECORD IT, humiliate her, turned her life upside down, and make the situation all about yourself? jesus christ you are absolute garbage.
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
if u got time to tweet shit like this, u have the time to take your own advice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
chelsea cutler hits differently at 1 am
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
626 boys are hoes and oc boys break ur heart, ive ran out of places to find true love smh
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
honestly having a big ass heart will get u no where except getting taken advantage of
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
the pov is mine....i spent 30 minutes taking pics for her instead of eating
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jinkles
5 years
pov: ur on a pizza date w me
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i just begged for dick for half an hr and lost the battle i know how men feel when girls curve them now im sry
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
you ever go to class, listen in lecture, and still walk out not learning a single thing
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
if you leave trash in my car ur never allowed back in u disrespectful bitch
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i work next to a boba shop and when i was cleaning the windows outside, a group of guys walked passed it and was like “look! a tea shop! konichiwa!!” and before u ask, yes they were
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
my bf lets me cum first, chivalry isnt dead 😩
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
if u have a crush on me lmk now before i self destruct
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
so anyone wanna be best friends
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
why are all my friends cuffed/talking to someone wb me
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
my ravebae from last night rly texted me “i have an extra day two ticket please come with me tonight” oof the elove is real
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
yall ever hear your own voice and think you sound annoying as fuck my condolences to everyone who has to speak to me on a daily basis
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
why do asian parents get mad at u when u get sick its not like u wanted to get sick smh
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
my first rave experience is so memorable because i got a uti in the middle of the event and a bitch was peeing out blood while rolling in a fucking porta potty pee after sex kids
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i was gonna go to mcdonalds and some girl was in the middle of the fucking streets so i pulled over and she was sobbing asking me to take her home. my dumbass drove 20 mins to take her home and she was sobbing the entire time AT 2 AM. i honestly coulda died jesus christ
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
im tryna be cuddled up then dicked down
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
oof i just met a frat boy and he told me he was originally from san jose big pass im not tryna ruin my life
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
2017 was filled with heartbreak, disappointment, and stress. But it was also filled with the wonderful people in my life. I’m so thankful for those who’ve been there from the start as well of those whom I’ve just met this year. Here’s to another year of growth
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
u ever talk to someone and feel like theyre getting bored of u
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@jessxu_
jess
4 years
....so where in this huge block of fucking text are you apologizing for not only mentally traumatizing people but also stealing collective thousands from them???? LOL what in the fuck?
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@jessxu_
jess
5 years
i wanna have a date where we just go on a spree of playing card/board games
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i was taking a customers order and she rly said “lemme have the usual” BITCH IVE NEVER SEEN U IN MY LIFE HELLO ???????
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
this trend needs to go, yall wasting shit AND make a huge mess for the workers to clean up
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
i work at a ramen restaurant bc i love raw men 😏🤤
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
does everyone in sj know each other holy shit
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
if you’re gonna talk shit behind my back when im under the impression that we’re friends then u a lil bitch & id rather have u talk shit to my face at least then id have some respect for u
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
MAKE HIS DICK HARD NOT HIS LIFE
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
this car was backing up and almost hit my car so i honked at him and he got out of his car to yell at me in chinese for honking at him and my mom was in the car and started yelling at him in chinese back /.\
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
my ideal first date is to just stay in and watch anime and this guy who doesnt rly watch anime said he’ll watch it w me as long as he get to spend time w me
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
u ever just read ur old messages with someone you dont even talk to anymore and u start missing them but u know ur not missing them ur just missing the memories :(((
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
the guy i was talking to a few weeks ago said he wasnt ready for a relationship yet....but hes in a new one rn.... he forgot to tell me he just wasnt ready for a relationship w me LOL
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i was sitting close to my friend and he was like “do u think first kisses are awkward” and i was like “no why” AND THIS MF STARTS LEANING IN HAHAHAHA DKSHABAHA
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
when you lurk and find something u didnt wanna see but u did this to urself so u cant even be mad
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
guy: so where you from? me: ....america? guy: but where are you really from though me: ....america.
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i double texted ONCE and now im being called high maintenance. im never double texting anyone ever again sorry boys
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@jessxu_
jess
7 years
people be acting like being popular in hs is the most important thing in the world like congrats u peaked in hs, what now?
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i never understood the point of breaking up and getting back together over and over again dont yall get tired jeez
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@jessxu_
jess
6 years
i consistently call my mom almost every day since ive moved out and today she was like "i remember in preschool you cried every single day for the whole year because you didnt want me to leave, i feel that same feeling way whenever you call me now"
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