jessie marie 🪩
@jesstopian
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cubana. hoops fan (SUNS). tech bitch. dope cook. comedy lover. beats worshipper. purposeful sneezer. discerning af. cracking eggs of wisdom since age 5.
NYC ➡️ PHX
Joined March 2009
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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As a ny giants fan I congratulate saquon barkley for getting that ring. He absolutely deserves it. And that's as nice as I can be about the eagles winning.
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Someone should let the chiefs know the game started an hour and a half ago
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RT @_Zeets: Serena Williams crip walking to a song about you being a pedophile has to hurt existentially
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RT @SheaSerrano: you really gotta say kendrick’s name any time you’re talking about the greatest to ever do it and that’s all there is to it
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No one's ever been bodied harder than drake in the history of humanity
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@StephanieeeeeJ Yesss! I'm making chili & jalapeño cheddar cornbread. What's on the menu for you? 👀
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Been seeing this guy for a few weeks. He just turned to me and said "I think you might actually be a more intense suns fan than me"
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This trade has been beyond bizarre wtf 😂
Lakers say the Mark Williams/Dalton Knecht trade has been rescinded.
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Locker room is finally free of Jusuf Toxić 🥹
Grayson Allen on his teammates' response to his game-tying 3 in the locker room: "It was a happy locker room. It was not toxic at all."
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RT @realapp_: Devin Booker now has the 8th most games in NBA history with 45+ PTS & 10+ AST.
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Still can't believe this went in 😅
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What a much needed hit of dopamine on this fine phoenix friday night
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