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Jessie
3 years
just complained to mum that I've been up since 7 on my day off and she goes 'I've been up since half 6' okay congrats on winning the most unnecessary competition in history
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Jessie
2 years
Is anyone else just absolutely exhausted? It doesn't seem to matter what I do I just constantly feel run down
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Jessie
2 years
being a girl is just finding a gap in the day where you don't feel sick and eating absolutely fucking everything
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Jessie
2 years
I don't know how to word it properly but 19 year old me did not look like the 19 year olds going on love island my brain actually can't comprehend it
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Jessie
4 years
do u ever start sexting and get midway through and think really can’t be arsed for this now
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Jessie
4 years
They’ve changed the amount of space between the comment, retweet and like button and it’s bothering me idk why
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Jessie
2 years
you ever half swipe too hard and accidentally open the message 😕
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Jessie
2 years
Only I would spend £8 on a bath bomb just for it to look like someone's had diarrhoea in the bath tub
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Jessie
3 years
why do boys insist on sleeping with the tv on in the background
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Jessie
2 years
Sexiest selfie I've taken in a while
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Jessie
3 years
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Jessie
2 years
Happy new year ❣️
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Jessie
3 years
unsolicited nudes are disgusting but please stop screenshotting them and putting them on the TL like wtf did I do to deserve seeing it too? 😭
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Jessie
2 years
Baths always feel like such a good idea until your 3 minutes in, bored and feel like you're about to pass out
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Jessie
3 years
does anyone else feel as though they're at the lowest point in their lives right now?
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Jessie
2 years
Just to warn everyone there's a new instagram scam going about and tbf this one nearly got me
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Jessie
4 years
me at the beginning of the first lockdown vs me now
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Jessie
4 years
I cry cause I’m gaining weight but then I go and have a snacky snack to cheer myself up 😭
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Jessie
3 years
Imagine having the calf's to fit in these could never be me 😭
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3 years
Boots
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Jessie
1 year
Are you supposed to spend every day of your 20s exhausted and overwhelmed? I'm so tired of it
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Jessie
5 months
Is anyone else's NatWest banking down?
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Jessie
3 years
I'm too cute to work I should simply just be cuddled and kissed 24/7
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Jessie
4 years
embarrassing
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Jessie
5 months
7pm on Friday and I'm in my dressing gown
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Jessie
2 years
Get a grip is my new favourite saying honestly I just go around telling everyone to get a big fat grip because they're pissing me off
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Jessie
3 years
I don't think I'll ever take a selfie better than this
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Jessie
4 years
girls that think they’re bad bitches for being rude to other girls are so weird like hun you aren’t a bad b ur an embarrassment
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Jessie
3 years
Hard to post but I could not be any prouder of myself finally losing all the weight I gained and more in lockdown 😭❤️
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Jessie
3 years
gorgeous gorgeous girls ignore their lactose intolerance and continue to eat dairy anyway
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Jessie
2 years
Good afternoon
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Jessie
3 years
I've been ordering loads of clothes and mums been getting so annoyed because I have no money so I've convinced her I'm an influencer and I'm getting them for free
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Jessie
3 years
when you click on the top of your screen and you accidentally open the notification of them replying after they left you on delivered for hours and now you look like you give a fuck
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Jessie
4 years
want some cake and a shag I’m not even gonna lie
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Jessie
2 months
Just discovered my boyfriend uses the soap bar I use for my face to wash his ass
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Jessie
4 years
Okay so there’s a few people thinking I’m a cow for showing this? 1. I told him to stop 2. His Snapchat @ is hidden 3. I don’t get notifications for Snapchat so I never had to block it, it was going on without me knowing 4. It’s fucking weird stop justifying it
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Jessie
3 years
he opened my selfie 45 minutes ago and hasn't replied he must be replaying it on loop 🥰❤️🥰🙏🏻
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Jessie
3 years
the only reason I still go on tinder is for messages like this
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Jessie
3 years
me when I click the top of my screen at the same time someone who's left me on delivered for hours finally replies and I open it
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Jessie
3 years
deleting me off snapchat when I don't reply fast enough and then adding me back a week later and reintroducing yourself like I won't notice 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Jessie
2 years
could really do with £20,000 being transferred into my bank account right now
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Jessie
2 years
It's so funny that my mum and people her age think having a big bum isn't that great and she'll be like Jess your ass is huge 😐 and I'll be like girl you think so?? 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Jessie
3 years
I just know the second I leave this bed I'll be a moody bitch until I'm back in it
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Jessie
4 years
always gotta double check my social media before I go to bed to make sure I haven’t accidentally posted my nudes
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Jessie
4 years
I made one
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Jessie
2 months
Finding myself more and more
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Jessie
2 years
Do you ever see something and just
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Jessie
3 years
this is by far the best tinder message I have ever received
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Jessie
3 years
the problem is I want loads of money but I don't wanna do anything for it
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Jessie
2 years
are Facebook and Instagram really down again? Honestly they're the worst apps now
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Jessie
3 years
This audacity has sent me into orbit
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Jessie
4 years
@ryanstanley22 @mxtttyz @laws_rachael Is crossing the road to give a woman peace of mind really that much of a hindrance?
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Jessie
4 years
Guys had a right mare here 🥴😂
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Jessie
4 years
HE WAS TRYING TO DIRTY TALK AND HE CALLED ME A SLIMY LITTLE SLUT
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3 years
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