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#1 Scott Reynolds Fan ★ #punktwt #ALLTWT #descendentstwt 👓👔★ K4L. ★ HI LUCCY!! @ifiss_hsfs @newguyoldstory

he/him | cis | gay | 🇨🇦
Joined December 2020
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
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PINNED: updated strawpage!
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✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
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new introduction for the new moots of mine hey, i’m jesse i’m a canadian cis male i have some form of autism, so i hyperfixate a lot as of now, my favorite bands are: descendents ALL tally hall primus the offspring green day sum 41 bad religion oasis steriogram ( 1/12 )
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MiloDX
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Love it when characters that wear glasses go like this after taking em off
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more blind milo for you freaks
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i saw it, you're seeing it
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⋆✮RHIANNON✮⋆ 🍒SAMMY DAY🍒
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Ok so I made a few changes and fixed mpreg TX2. You’re welcome @jesush8smyguts
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if you fw any of these, lets be moots
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i think this poster is the reason why everyone hated foamf
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we have mcr condom, so where's mcr birth control
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@dorkxiv I HATE ELON MUSK!!!
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let me hold your hand as i say this... they've always been gay.
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i got blocked over my nationality? sucks to suck, stay out of my community.
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best of both worlds.
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billie joe armstrong of green day holding green day albums a thread 🧵
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wait, you aren’t milo. is he going to college?
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⚠️hey, this is a timeline road block!⚠️ there's too much negativity going around... so to continue, say one nice thing! anything at all. it can be about me, yourself, a friend, anything!
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underground.
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holy shit
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9 months
green day mfs will see this and go WOAH
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first of all primus sucks ♥️ second they're nu metal?? ive always seen primus as hillbilly music
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
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"jerry was a car driver" by primus (1991)
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doodled this today.
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@Lookma_Nobrainz billie and tre had sex.
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EXCUSE ME
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hey, this is really important i don't know why people aren't seeing my stuff after suspension but if you see this lemme know no this is NOT interaction bait i'm actually concerned
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okay whos elon trying to defend now
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6 months
amazing art but whats that.
@adoretheblink
ȺͲͲį↻ԱϚ
6 months
i miss u
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i'm sorry, what's on my brother's search?
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republicans see him and SCREAM!! 😱😱😱😱😱
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meet the newest member to my family ( girl, no name yet )
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suddenly i feel rich
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𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 🕯✩.˚₊
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SPOTIFY PUTS ADS IN THE MIDDLE OF SONGS NOW ???? oh you have lost your damn mind
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i wish i had enough followers that i could say "the descendents are awesome" and my friends would reply with "real"
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13 y/o oomf is supposedly dating a legal adult....
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I stand with MCR Condom.
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what the hell is this and why did i find it in my canva this is like 3 years old wtf
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bad religion. that's it, that's the tweet.
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this is why we don't let the kardashians marry punk-rockers or well in this case middle school detention desks
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real lack of beastie boys... and yk... anyone of color????
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poppy 🦋
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The category is: Best Rappers of all time
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come back, everyone!
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jesse deactivated?!
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Since I talk about The Descendents and their side band, ALL, so heavily.. I've decided to created a thread for people who don't know them or their members I now present Descendents and ALL, a thread 🧵
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HELLO?
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Zuck on the Apple Vision Pro He's still got fire in him, love to see it
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i hate them so much i legitimately blocked them on twitter infront of my science teacher
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I cry when my science teacher pulls these mfers up
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ahem.
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ruby ☆ met dnp!!??!
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punk recs that arent the ramones or the sex pistols pleaseee 🙏
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its july first i’m no longer gay…. I’M A PROUD CANADIAN HAPPY CANADA DAY
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EXCUSE ME?
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close enough!!
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say hello to my new child
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don't deactivate guys or else
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here's my take on the mike dirnt situation i think its all a big misunderstanding i think hes too old / busy to work insta and his wife runs it i dont think mike is transphobic and if he was, billie would automatically kick him i think mikes a good guy
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⚠️ GDTWT COMMUNITY ⚠️ i have an idea why don't we make an extremely unnecessary "etiquette" so the new members will be utterly confused when we all act a way or say certain things? what if we have a code word, a saying, for all of us current members?
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woke up to this.
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my brother keeps dipping into my cream cheese... now i'll know if he does.
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remember my new puppy? well her name is jaina (:
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what the fuck did the descendents just post
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NEW BLINK NEW SUM 41 AND NEW GD? WHAT IS GOING WHERE'S THE OFFSPRING??
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everything bc ive never been laid
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new introduction for the new moots of mine hey, i’m jesse i’m a canadian cis male i have some form of autism, so i hyperfixate a lot as of now, my favorite bands are: descendents ALL tally hall primus the offspring green day sum 41 bad religion oasis steriogram ( 1/12 )
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waiting for your deactivation
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Name a better debut album than SOUR and I'll deactivate:
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i sure love gay dudes too
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happy pride month look what came in the mail ♡
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my brother ( 13 ) just called a black kid a monkey
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imagine if billie joe armstrong got a low taper fade
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hey guys, sorry for scaring everyone. someone sent me a foul message on my strawpage, so i snapped since i've been having horrible mental health issues recently. anyways, i updated my strawpage! let's all try to be a little more positive this time.
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at funeral mum: why are there a bunch of upsidedown people me: sɟɯoo uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ 😭
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hi women followers do you guys like freebleed when you're on your period? is that an option??
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kill yourself muting me in pride month thats rude
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DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER BILLY JOE FEM AND THE BITCHS
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correct!
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if i see 1 more chicken im gonna adopt one or something those bastards are cute
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chat look i took over the bt
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let's see what they say...
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BARS??
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someone in my class called weezer metal
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GOT ARRESTED?????
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0 is straight up skibidi toilet
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How do you?
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i remember purposely avoiding this game bc i had no interest in playing it and i still have no interest in playing it
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you a real one if you remember this game
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everyones so meam to him.... 😢😢😭😭💔💔💔
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so, my mother and i added eyebrows to one of our dogs...
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hey guys i redrew something ( last one is the original by shary )
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dying??? what the fuck am i supposed to do? fly away?
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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i got beat with the back of a phone, thrown to the grown, thrown into a door and a stove top, held by my jaw, and much more and here i am today gay as fuck and using "pronouns"
@soulvibesbaby
sir paul the plasterer
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Just saying 🤷‍♂️😂
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ABOUT TIME IT GOT LEAKED LMAO
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drew this on a group project
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I DID NOT JUST SEE A 7 YEAR OLD WITH TWITTER, INSTA, SNAP, AND DISCORD ON A PHONE THATS NEWER THEN MINE
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scrolling through twitter and seeing people use the emoji combo my moots and i created makes me so happy
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why does no one use their phones on my bus my drive is roughly 40 minutes and everyone's staring out the window like 👁️👁️ use yo damn phone you can charge it at school you look like a creep
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this dude actually does not deserve all the fat jokes i know he encourages them and laughs at them but he’s just a sweet dude
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Blew my throat out, see yall tomorrow
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milo globe..............................
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my brother keeps dipping into my cream cheese... now i'll know if he does.
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definitely a quality post
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4 months
don't you fucking disrespect the child.
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milo🦇 | 📺🍃💥 | SEEING GD 9/23
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hes so fucking ugly help
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at sephora with my mum.. tell me why i got side eyed by a 10 year old girl and there's a flock of young girls by the skin care section
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME AND GABES MATCHING PROFILES
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this is all pitchfork has and they labelled it wrong fuck you
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
7 months
cd?
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@3letter_
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7 months
C d?
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
2 months
this happened today...
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
24 days
alright, pick a line. i’m quite lazy, but i personally choose the dark blue line. i like ALL and scott too much…
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
2 months
yes, greg. we hear you loud and clear.
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
1 month
this is a public service announcement, this is only a test
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@jesse_cantcook
✖_JESSE_✖𖦹𖦹 .ᐟ
8 months
uh oh im mentally ill
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@pichibotaslocas
Pichi ☆
8 months
Mental illness test
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