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@jesammo
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4 months
gender ‘war’ but only women are dying
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Both men & women are just as bad as each other.. gender wars are very stupid
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@jesammo
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1 month
might as well just enroll us into the police force
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Please Women as you go out everyday, Take along with you these following items: 1. Pepper spray. 2. Pen or pocket knife. 3. A hammer. 4. Try to learn a martial arts/boxing skill please.
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@jesammo
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1 year
sad? icecream happy? icecream literally the best thing ever
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@jesammo
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1 month
i just wonder why you guys shame ppl for not having good parents, how is it their fault💀
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@jesammo
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2 months
why can’t we ever have good stuff in this country
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2 months
knew it would be good but this flavor is unreal
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@jesammo
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1 year
i don’t think i’d be able to survive if my partner is a tiktoker or something, i’ll die from cringe
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@jesammo
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2 years
pinning someone’s chat is the first step to breakfast
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@jesammo
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1 year
female friendships are literally the true definition of love
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@jesammo
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1 year
snap needs to be letting us know who those mutual friends are
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@jesammo
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5 months
i’m actually really terrible at communicating my feelings😭, which is crazy bc i think i’m one master communicator
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@jesammo
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4 months
wag2😝
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@jesammo
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1 year
the fact that you can never know anyone’s true intentions towards you is honestly so scary
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@jesammo
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1 month
a man would be pro life till he gets a woman pregnant
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@jesammo
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1 year
cutting people off w/o explanation >>
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@jesammo
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2 years
once you start typing in lower case, you can never go back
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@jesammo
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1 year
no matter how angry i am,i always mind how i talk to people so i hate when people talk to me anyhow
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@jesammo
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1 year
facetiming me to see your fit before going anywhere is a love language
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@jesammo
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2 years
just wanted to remind you guys that it’s milk before cereal 🫶🏾
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@jesammo
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1 year
💋💋💋
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1 year
skin appreciation post. can we see that skin?
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@jesammo
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1 year
you’re not ugly yet there’s no picture of you on your page, okay
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@jesammo
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3 months
piercings are so hot like
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@jesammo
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2 years
i can go a whole day w/o eating at home but in school i’ll almost faint fr
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2 years
idk how to explain it but the hunger you feel in school is way different from the one you feel at home
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@jesammo
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5 months
if you say rubbish to me when you’re angry, better hold it close to your heart bc i no dey forgive
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@jesammo
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1 year
i hate emotional love bombing sm, at least love bomb w materials 😭
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@jesammo
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2 months
a pink ipad would heal me
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@jesammo
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1 year
good friends aren’t easy to find sha, if you find your own, hold them tight
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@jesammo
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1 month
lost my realest eater & i haven’t been the same ever since😔
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@jesammo
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1 year
we’re just texting please,we’re not in any talking stage abeg😭
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@jesammo
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2 years
words of affirmation is my love language but abeg no dey lie😭
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@jesammo
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1 year
God please free my girls from the shackles of these ridiculous men
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@jesammo
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2 years
if you don’t talk to me,i’ll talk to other people,it’s not that hard
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@jesammo
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4 months
let me just block this one
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@jesammo
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1 year
whoever said money can’t buy happiness hasn’t bought wigs
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@jesammo
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1 year
letting people go & getting used to life w/o them honestly isn’t easy
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@jesammo
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2 years
@yourexWavy you’ll reply like this & somebody will come and tell you okay💀
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1 year
i just need someone to like really get me fr
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@jesammo
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1 year
if you’re telling a story please add the parts you fucked up too😭😭
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@jesammo
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10 months
best in posting & deleting bc overthinking wan wound me
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@jesammo
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1 year
before you like me, just know that i’m a stalker, i will go through your followers & replies, maybe your mum’s insta, who knows
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@jesammo
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28 days
if i make you a playlist & we stop talking better delete it
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@jesammo
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1 year
openly fucking w someone after i told you how bad they hurt me honestly feels like a slap on the face but what do i know fr
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@jesammo
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1 month
@teefehbaby lol, from the initial tweet you can tell who was angry
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@jesammo
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5 months
if you’re unfollowing me remove me as your follower, don’t be stupid
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@jesammo
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1 month
burning by tems just does something to me each time i listen to it
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@jesammo
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2 years
there’s legit nothing funny about this dropbox p
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@jesammo
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1 year
i want an iPad. i don’t need it for anything, i just would like one.
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@jesammo
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1 year
if i should say the amount of money i need rn, it’ll be like i’m a thief😭
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@jesammo
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1 year
at least we’ll have angel back on snap 🙏🏽
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@jesammo
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1 year
must i be in a relationship to do relationship things?😔😔
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@jesammo
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1 year
one of my greatest blessings in life is having a supportive mother, i can never take it for granted
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@jesammo
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1 month
it’s actually so sad when you genuinely love someone and they’re playing in your face
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1 month
sexual compliments are so boring
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@jesammo
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1 month
i’ll have so many things to post, get anxious & won’t post most of it😭
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@jesammo
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1 month
men just keep following me, pls i’m a feminist & i like women 😭🙏🏽
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@jesammo
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1 year
‘i really like you’, proceeds to air for 8 hours 💀
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@jesammo
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4 months
@cyb3rzlut he’s weird now
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@jesammo
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1 month
@sumayaaaaaaaaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this must be a joke
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@jesammo
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11 months
happy birthday to me💋❤️
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@jesammo
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1 year
me🫱🏽‍🫲🏾missing people who treated me bad
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@jesammo
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7 months
i just need money, so i’ll buy all the clothes i like
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@jesammo
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1 year
if that man is into music please run for your life
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@jesammo
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2 years
how’ll you be ugly and rude?💀
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1 year
flexing everyday on the tl but owing people is honestly madness fr
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@jesammo
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1 year
‘but you’re freaky on twitter’, if you like don’t go and touch grass
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@jesammo
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11 months
@_wtfsoma lmao this is too real😭, you’ll be worried & confused till you realize that you’re the thing he’s going through
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@jesammo
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4 months
i should be on that aisle
@DamnEzzy
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I Guess I’m in the right spot
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@jesammo
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2 years
i’m in serious academic danger
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@jesammo
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2 years
the part of my brain i use to memorize tiktoks,why can’t i use it to memorize book😭
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@jesammo
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1 year
at least women cut off their bad friends 💀
@_ShaunKeyz
𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧.
1 year
Have you noticed that it’s mostly women who are sharing their stories on this tweet? Women friendships are so fake, it’s just a lot of pretence and jealousy 😭
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@jesammo
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2 years
hate seeing man u fans happy
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@jesammo
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6 months
just did calculations and i’m owing myself money
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@jesammo
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1 year
i fall so fast bro, wtf😭😭
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@jesammo
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2 months
texting is actually so much work & it’s so restrictive too
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@jesammo
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2 years
nawa,it’s not that deep
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2 years
If you’re my friend and you don’t get me anything for my bday and I got you something for your bday. You’ll not hear from me again.
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@jesammo
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2 years
i need a head
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@jesammo
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1 year
money leaving my account gives me heartache
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@jesammo
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2 years
i love seeing people in person,texting doesn’t do it for me
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@jesammo
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4 months
it’s just hair, it’ll grow back
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@jesammo
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1 year
milk was supposed to go first.
@Billyblxnco
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1 year
Bon appétit! 😋
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@jesammo
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2 years
i need to stop being nice, a lot of people don’t deserve it
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@jesammo
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1 year
don’t get it twisted love is a beautiful thing
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@jesammo
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2 years
God will actually punish the person that came up w the phrase ‘talking stage’, bc wtf is that even?
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@jesammo
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1 year
abuja is a mess and will forever be a mess, there’s no hope whatsoever
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1 year
men will leave you in the desert without water
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@jesammo
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2 months
born to say ‘i’d do anything if you asked’ forced to say ‘you’re welcome :)’
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@jesammo
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1 year
crazy how you can go from feeling everything when you see someone to feeling nothing at all
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@jesammo
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4 months
i dey find eater you say i’m proud
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@jesammo
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1 year
i lie on here a lot, but i need to increase it, bc a lot people seem to think they know me from my tweets
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@jesammo
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if i exercised i’d be unstoppable can’t lie, that’s why i dont 🤷🏾‍♀️
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1 year
i’m such a delusional person,so i don’t work well w mixed signals at all
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1 year
missing people you can’t talk to is a different kind of pain
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@jesammo
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4 months
not hating your ex is a red flag 🚩
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