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@jenny2x4 A superstar would have bought enough peaches for everyone.
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@alanthefisher The original poster he stole that tweet from did, in fact, choose that option.
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@iamsoza @BoyYeetsWorld it’s still $100 lmao i got my ass on the subway
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@phillippepayant @SwannMarcus89 Have you met the 1970s? This was god tier for that time. 😉
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@Tyler_The_Wise People just really don't understand how incredibly large the US economy is.
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@Chinchillazllla The process of popping popcorn causes the starches inside the kernels to explode into a plasma that then solidifies. That process has to be consuming some of the caloric energy.
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@johnroderick @yuusharo You: "you don't know my parenting style based on one thread" Also you: "I know the parenting style of 'a bunch of randos' based on absolutely nothing other than their disagreement with me"
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@CartoonsHateHer This reply deserves more likes.
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@janna_e_haider Just found this and thought of your story.
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@fizzbhau @nyetalia @Blanks_o2 Make it a combo car dealership and payday loan.
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@AlexYablon Was really confused trying to find the bakery angle and then noticed the name. 🤣
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@roastmalone_ I am not sure how it works on android but on iPhones you can turn those off entirely, also, and that's probably a good idea for a secret phone in general.
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@SabraMBoyd Of course they're getting this completely wrong.
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@natlawyerchic @LAprotec "Statistically lucky" Does this mean you have some studies showing you're more likely to be abused at a sleepover than not?
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@ImNotOwned lmao at "expired" They have a best by date which indicates a point at which a majority of panel respondents noticed a decline in quality due to taste or texture. It's got nothing to do with safety. As for safety, dry sugar based candies last a long, long time.
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@enjoyeroftrains @AmicusGoods @vanillaopinions @DrPayItBack Wait, stop conceding absurd statements without a fight. How the hell is the US not very democratic?
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@dabeard You repeated a fallacious framing of proper procedure.
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@nikicaga @cheer_wine This is just empirically a bad take. What's more likely happening is there probably isn't a higher than normal concentration but people notice it more because they're nurses.
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@merbrebner @ht_isfj @grumprof @eveewing But can we circle back to this "office phone"? I can't find that app anywhere.
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@JoshuaErlich When I was an EMT in Wisconsin we weren't allowed to declare death. Had to transport so doctor at hospital could make the call. This seems like exactly the kind of situation that they made that rule to avoid.
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@aubreyhirsch The one everyone seems to miss is flowers.
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Now I'm curious! Men only, what's your favorite flower?
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@RickKackis @Zuri_Moon_ I'm sorry, all streamers are one entity. You're merely one aspect of a whole and must answer, personally, for anything any other streamer might have said ever. Also, even if none of them did, you must also answer for misinterpretations as well. This was all in the terms sheet. 😉
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@CosbysCooks Boomer is a mindset
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@AmicusGoods @enjoyeroftrains @vanillaopinions @DrPayItBack Because absurd people exist on both sides so we can't get a reasonable compromise on something that more resembles what other countries we supposedly covet actually have.
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@fawfulfan This was perfection.
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@TheRightColumn @Hamiltwan @siebznet @elonmusk Are you British, or from some other poor country without 1A protections?
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@fordm Like this?
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What if you lied to your husband about where $50k went and then you got so deep into the lie that you had to write a Cut article on it and get dunked on
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@quelsee You *explicitly* said you dislike joy killers and everything!
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@Authw8 @constans @abenyola Yeah, they do. Or at least run a shop and supervise others. But that's the advanced stage if you make it past the physically demanding early years. Many don't and that's a similar weeding out to the gauntlet he's warning doctors have to contend with.
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@RiverTamYDN Absolutely nobody should be paying that person for coaching. Holy shit.
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@collectdust It's so passive aggressive and backhanded. Appropriately diplomatic. He understood the assignment.
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@TheOmniZaddy Yeah, I feel like a lot of people missed that day in orientation.
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@pijuskri @televisionaryZW @ryxcommar @jdcmedlock @nikicaga Thankfully we have the ability to work on multiple projects concurrently.
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@LouisPeitzman @inthefade It's English in origin and so gets more use in commonwealth countries to be sure, but I've heard it used in the US also. It's definitely not common here, though.
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@therobotjames @ryxcommar Man, I fucking hate phone calls but there are times when a five minute voice call is better than an hour of back and forth on text chat and not understanding that is how boomer CEOs decide everyone needs to return to the office.
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@jdcmedlock You're overlooking the best part:
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magnificent
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@roboloki @whstancil @DSCD2017 He's literally had four years to prove himself is why. Rarely in my lifetime have I been so pleasantly surprised by someone.
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@pijuskri @televisionaryZW @ryxcommar @jdcmedlock @nikicaga Depends on how you power it, of course. The problem isn't the energy draw, it's the energy source.
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@What46HasDone What's insane about it? Seems totally predictable.
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@PFemme2 @gringostani @Santos4Congress In December fifteen years later, no less. 🤣
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@annie_lieber What the actual fuck is this?
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@AlecStapp @PlainSimpleBen If you say it's bad they can just veto the word bad in your statement so it just is. 😉
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@jdcmedlock The two sides of Ron Paul replies.
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@coryfromphilly I worried about this when buying a house and was informed they have a period during which multiple checks only affect you once for exactly this scenario.
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@sobbywomack @ramit As someone who makes *much* less and still pays someone to figure out my taxes, it feels impossible to make that much and not be well educated by a CPA. He's just a Republican who knows a good talking point when he sees it.
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@PortSuccs @GonzoFilms @MuseZack Block the blue really works 99% of the time.
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@Noahpinion More ridiculous than this? 😉
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@MattRobare @Noahpinion Nobody is disputing your personal circumstance, just that "most people my age" claim. We have data proving the most part is simply wrong. But there will always be people left behind and you seem to be one of them, today. We absolutely need to improve how we deal with UI.
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@elsecaller_ @jdcmedlock He used the Hunter laptop to activate the Jewish space lasers which he then used to incinerate Republican votes and steal the election so he could institute laws forcibly transitioning children against their will.
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@jdcmedlock Wait, is this real? That's amazing progress in a relatively short time, if so.
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@davemayonnaise @revhowardarson No, see, what you're thinking of is organized opposition *parties* with actual policy planks and voter support on their end. What this is, on the other hand, is children throwing tantrums thinking anyone cares if they take their ball and go home.
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@jervoris @Popehat Someone suggested he do it himself and this guy reported the person for trying to cause self harm. Which is literally the biggest self own ever.
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@ArmandDoma This was a perfect response though:
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@AngryBlackLady This is crazy
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@JCleverOne @JoePostingg At a MINIMUM, they should have to do the driving portion of the test in those vehicles when they get one.
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@ArmandDoma @Noahpinion This is why there's always at least two of these.
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@JosephPolitano @HugoDanteJr I love this for Ames. 🤣
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@sherrliloquy @attackerman @MikePerryavatar It's worse than they didn't consider it. They were outright told this was probably a good way to go; establish strong social bonds so they'd protect them like family. And they just brushed that off.
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@jallen1315 @AriCohn Eh, this one is true though. Especially bad for super smellers like me. I find dogs to be super fun & will probably get one eventually since my wife *really* likes them & we finally have the space for it. But the smell will be something I have to treat as a price of admission.
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@oldenoughtosay @sundhaug92 Well this makes abdominal pregnancy much less mysterious. I had no idea it was because some tendrils missed the catch assumed it was an abnormal breach in a closed system!
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@maxdubler People making money building things we need is good.
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@DrOz I know a lot of people are criticizing you and your team for how confusing and bad these posts are, but I just want to say that I really do think you're doing your best.
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@JettTrj82099 @bottobagaV2 @CharlesFLehman Literally the second sentence gives you the criteria for the exception to apply which would not be relevant here since she was not in the process of committing, nor planning a future, crime. Telling someone not to incriminate themselves is utterly basic. 🤣
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@VRAMM17 @Carnage4Life Counterpoint: people at that level complaining as hard as everyone else benefits everyone.
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@daoenw @SuperWhalen @UrsusDomesticus And Mariah Carey commented on it telling her he's not worth crying over.
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@constans The Quiverfull movement has been trying this for at least six decades and you'd think there would be better results by now if it was gonna work out for them. 🤣
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@Swilua I highly disagree. People need to exercise their ability to draw different meanings from words based on context.
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@vanillaopinions I've been saying they could literally Weekend at Bernie's him and it would be fine because he assembled a great team.
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@TheKFCManagerr @anthagiox @CentipedeRolf @What46HasDone Eh, it was a hard pill for me to swallow four years ago but he's won me over time and again. I'm enthusiastic now and I'd be surprised at any normal dem who isn't.
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@vinn_ayy People who think swift is a cia psyop deserve endless ridicule.
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@Aintropy @AlecStapp @besttrousers If they were just providing a good service, they wouldn't have to lobby to stop alternatives from existing.
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@weatherdai I know this is a cheap dunk but it looks like some are responding seriously so it's worth pointing out this is mostly down to deaths in youth that are not gonna be related to eating or healthcare.
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Deaths in youth are the driver for the vast majority of America's poor life expectancy btw. If you can make it to 75, America is very comparable if not slightly better than peer countries. But drugs, guns, and cars kill us young.
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@A_Luckmann I stand by this even more so now:
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@moorehn Considering the publication, I think the only appropriate response to this article is: Christ, what an asshole.
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@TiredActor Yeah, YouTube is the first place I ever heard the "never read the comments" advice and it remains almost universally true there to this day.
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@ArmandDoma They are not serious people.
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@Noahpinion Interesting point about this in the replies
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@EconReimu To be fair, a lot of mathematicians and physicists raised very similar concerns for centuries. It wasn’t until Cauchy came along, in the mid-1800s, that calculus was really given a solid logical foundation, and all these issues about the legitimacy of infinitesimals and limits
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@collectdust I love that person discovering she proposed to him and being floored by that. It makes perfect sense to me. This is what that kind of emotional influence does and is specifically why it's unethical. She can't know what her true feelings would have been.
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@SamSuchabutt @Chinchillazllla I was told the starches explode into a thermal plasma state for a millisecond before cooling but the person telling me this was a chef, not a physicist, so they may have been embellishing. Regardless, you must be expending some of the energy to get the explosion.
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@JHWeissmann If you're at a retro beat poetry performance in a smoke filled cafe, you are allowed an exception to this rule.
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@StatisticUrban We need this kind of energy to be calling for a rework of the NRLA that allows for strong sectoral bargaining. It'd do so much more than this nonsense. If you're gonna Hail Mary, actually Hail Mary.
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@besttrousers @Jimmiwanderer @chriswithans How do you not just go insane from this?
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@MBXCH1 @projectxpatriot @domrkc @McauleyHolmes @J_ManPrime21 Imagine thinking that being left with only a billion dollars would disincentivize entrepreneurship. 😂
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@GUXSquallNoctis @AlsikkanTV Looks like you're in luck
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@menonfilmpod Just wait until you see how we did it!! Behind the scenes releasing soon. @ZeroVFX
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@revhowardarson @CraigStiles Ah, that's a lot better than just calling everyone a PM and then having to wonder if they're talking about project, product, or program.
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@SwannMarcus89 Her main man dodged a bullet there.
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@moorehn Considering the publication, I think the only appropriate response to this article is: Christ, what an asshole.
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@IronUvula @SteveHofstetter Even you having to waste time thinking about it is probably part of the goal. Wearing you out. That and the fact that they know they can make a lot of people buy in to the idiocy.
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