Jericho Rayel Timbol
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Suspended pero hindi kayo maglilibot. Hindi kayo pupunta sa malls at tatambay sa coffee shops. Wala munang walwal, kids. Yes, 1 week is not enough but it is necessary. Schools should start disinfecting their facilities.
Help the country: self quarantine yourselves.
#WalangPasok
sa lahat ng antas sa Metro Manila mula March 10 hanggang March 14, 2020 dahil sa banta ng
#COVID19
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Filipinos are so abused that we thought traveling to work/school for 2-4 hours is okay and that failure to secure a decent transpo is our fault.
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Hindi talaga. Hindi naman bayaran si Miss Uruguay. Hindi propagandist at lalong hindi DDS.
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Ph Nurses’ salary ranges from 7k to 13k per month while Mocha earns 150k per month.
SINO ANG HINDI MAGAGALIT????
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Ito ba ‘yung mga panahong adik ka? Mga panahong lulong ka sa masamang bisyo? Pero hindi ka natokhang kaya naging World’s Greatest ka.
Buti ka pa nagkaroon ng chance. ‘Yung iba inosente na nga, pabor ka pang pagpapatayin sila.
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Leni be like: Tangina niyo ganito kasi
VP Leni Robredo delivers her report and suggestions to improve the government's response to the COVID-19 pandemic via a video message on Facebook. | via
@maracepeda
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Pulitikong ayaw maglabas ng SALN 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Di ba Christian ka? Bakit mahaba buhok? Parang adik lang? — Si Jesus nga long hair na, nakapalda pa. ‘Wag niyo ako umpisahan. Ang aga-aga.
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Idk but these people who went to see Manila Bay deserve all the judgment. Hindi sila gutom. Hindi ‘yon pila ng ayuda. Hindi pila ng jeep. Hindi rally para sa mga pinatay. Hindi rally laban sa pasismo.
Kung tutuusin, pribilehiyo nila na nakapunta sila doon. Hindi ko tanggap.
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Duterte is the ugliest president ever existed. Inside and out.
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Normalise telling your DDS parents that they are wrong.
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Just a reminder: it’s okay to blame Duterte for how bad things get with COVID-19 because he allowed the slashing of healthcare budget by 10 Billion.
Just a reminder: it’s okay to blame the president for how bad things get with COVID-19 because he fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018.
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No to cancel culture daw when they cancelled the entire franchise tarantado ba kayo
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Reminding you that obesity is a health problem is not body shaming.
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You survived from your 12k salary 10~ years ago? Great! Good for you. But that doesn’t give you the right to lecture the new generation for demanding a higher salary.
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And a widow took over.
The last time we were forced to not operate, we ousted a dictator.
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They both look happy so please leave them alone
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"Don't ruin your friendship with political views."
Kung pabor ka sa mamamatay tao, bakit tayo friends?
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BBM can represent us in the world politics??? Eh hindi nga maka-Travel ng US at Switzerland ang gagong ‘yan eh.
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DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
DUTERTE IS IMPEACHABLE
Our Congress is just weak as fuck.
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From, “I can buy you, your friends and this club.” to being a human rights advocate and nature activist.
Huwag natin tutuldukan ang sinuman.
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People we need to hear this 2019:
Avril Lavigne
Jason Mraz
James Blunt
John Mayer
Colbie Caillat
Lenka
Christina Perri
Carrie Underwood
Sara Bareilles
Jennifer Hudson
Leona Lewis
Alicia Keys
Jojo
Vanessa Carlton
Sean Kingston
David Cook
David Archuleta
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Bakit halos lahat ng mga sikat na artista may YouTube channel na? I mean, hindi pa ba sapat ang kinikita niyo sa ABS at GMA? Ibigay niyo na sa mga content creators.
Wala naman talaga akong magagawa pero napupunta sa kanila ang views eh ang yayaman naman na nila. Hehe
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The worst kind of Christians are Duterte supporters.
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“Buong buhay ko binigay ko sa’yo.”
Nakakagalit.
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Filipino athletes shine because they’re great.
Cayetano says PH hosting of SEAG allowed Filipino athletes to shine
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Sinugod ka ng kapitbahay mo.
Sinapak ka.
Nagsumbong ka sa tatay mo. Lumabas siya ng bahay na galit at kinampihan ang kapitbahay niyo.
Pilipinas, kaya pa ba?
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Update lang ng abbreviations
GFY - go fuck yourself
LMK - let me know
AMA - ask me anything
BAE - before anyone else
DAE - does anyone else
ELI5 - explain like I’m 5
PAW - parents are watching
Inbsmr - Ikaw nga ba si Mr Right?
Inbaloml - Ikaw nga ba ang love of my life?
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Test Paper: Write T if the statement is correct and F if not.
Le student: sir ano po ang ilalagay? Buong word po ba ng TRUE or FALSE?
Me: gusto kong sumabog...
gusto ko nang magsabi...
ng mga masasamang...
ᵐᵍᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ
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Imee: Let’s cut diplomatic ties with Iceland
Bato: But shit happens during operations. Shit happens.
Bong Go: *files the formation of Dept. Of OFW*
Tolentino: I propose a fourth star in the Philippine Flag 🇵🇭
Lo and behold,
YOUR 👏🏻 NEWLY 👏🏻 ELECTED 👏🏻 SENATORS 👏🏻
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The worst time for the Philippines is to face a storm in the middle of a pandemic under a useless government.
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ADMU - Ateneo de Manila U
DLSU - De La Salle U
AdU - Adamson U
UST - a na kayo jan sa pinas eto nga pala bagong roaming # ko.
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The reason why they destroy VP Leni’s credentials is to bring her down to BBM’s level. You know why? Because they can’t bring BBM up to VP Leni’s level in all areas of public service.
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Hey DDS, may I remind you that providing a safe place to train, eat, sleep and relax is the BARE MINIMUM.
It may be a pleasing view but what the athletes need are good service and respect.
PS. Check the foreigners’ IG story. That village is severely underwhelming inside.
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Tbh, when VP Leni becomes the president, she will have the harshest critics. Not from BBM supporters but from us who used our time and resources pushing her candidacy, platforms and agenda.
#LeniRobredo2022
#PampangaIsPink
#PampangaForLeniKiko
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how old your fav bands are turning in 2019 (and would have been):
Parokya ni Edgar 26
Eraserheads 30
Urbandub 19
UP DharmaDown 15
Itchyworms 23
Rocksteddy 16
Spongecola 21
Kamikaze 19
Chicosci 23
Rivermaya 25
South border 26
Callalily 13
Silent Sanctuary 18
Moonstar88 20
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That’s one nice looking cauldron considering it’s 1991 where our country suffered a lot from the Marcoses. Also, we won 91 golds. 😉
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I don’t know why a lot of people don’t seem to grasp the severity of the situation.
This is not being pessimistic but imagine a family of 5 and both parents are not working because of the lockdown.
PAANO. SILA. KAKAIN.
Hindi lahat wfh.
Hindi lahat may ipon.
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Bakit kasi hindi nakabihis ang baka? Kasalanan ng baka kasi sumasama siya makipaginuman sa dalawang binata. Ginusto rin naman ng baka iyan for sure.
Ano, masaya na kayo? Mga gago.
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UP - University of the Philippines
NU - National University
UE - University of the East
FEU - ever leave me, baby...
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Kung hanggang ngayon ay DDS ka pa rin, you are a despicable and disgusting human being.
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Vandalize, you’ll be jailed and fined.
Don’t pay your tax (Pacquiao),
falsify documents (Imee), steal money (Imee, Bong Revilla) and you can be a senator.
HB 2090 provides a minimum prison term of 12 years to a maximum of 15 years and a possible fine of up to P300,000 for anyone caught stealing or vandalizing government road signs and other warning devices, accessories and other facilities.
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Hindi tayo friends at nagtatrabaho ako tapos sasampalin mo ako ng cake? Putangina ka ba?
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Mocha Uson has a bachelor’s degree in Pharmacy. She even entered Med School.
Ano’ng relevance?
May mga taong handang magpaka-boba para sa pera, posisyon at kapangyarihan.
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There are roughly 64 sporting events that will take place this
#SEAGames2019
. Do you know how many of these will be held in the newly built New Clark City?
Four.
Out of 64, apat lang. Let that sink in.
May 50 Million na caldero tapos apat na event lang? Priorities.
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What baffles me is that professionals like you think this way. Following your logic, if you’d ask around who Nicola Tesla is, probably you wouldn’t get much answer and that’s totally fine.
But that genius started wireless technology years ago. The very reason you can tweet shit.
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Bands we need to hear this year: (will link spotify in the thread)
Coldplay
Snow Patrol
Lifehouse
Incubus
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
Matchbox20
The Fray
3 Doors Down
Daughtry
Goo Goo Dolls
One Republic
Paramore
Simple Plan
Take That
Dashboard Confessionals
Greenday
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This admin bullied Rappler, De Lima, Robredo and Sereño. Ano ginawa mo? Wala. Actually meron, you made fun of Sen De Lima in many occasions.
This same admin is threatening your livelihood. Bigla kang may moralidad. Wow magic.
Ikalulungkot ng higit na nakararaming Pilipino sa Pilipinas at sa buong mundo kung isasara ang ABS-CBN.
#NoToABSCBNShutDown
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Umamin kayo, wala kayong 2008-2009 pics dahil nasa Friendster ™️ lahat
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Alam niyo mahirap talaga lumandi ng hindi mo ka social class.
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Whether you like it or not, there is a 4 sisters and a wedding reference in everything...
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