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old habits die screaming - He/They

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2009
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@jeremywball
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7 months
Can’t be overstated that my deeply religious, conservative, republican parents from eastern Kentucky/Appalachia (dad is a pastor) not only voted for Andy, but filled their yard with his campaign signs.
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Andy Beshear on Morning Joe sounds like he's auditioning for Harris' VP spot as he draws a contrast to Vance, and says he would "listen" to a VP offer:
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Isn’t it wild that one person from Kentucky will decide if Americans get $2,000 stimulus checks.
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4 years
the biggest scam of adulthood is the price of a rug.
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@jeremywball
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1 year
If you really think about it, we’ve all been fucked in the Senate committee rooms.
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@jeremywball
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3 years
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@jeremywball
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4 years
is there somewhere you can meet me?
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@jeremywball
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3 years
I think we’re ready for the summer
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@jeremywball
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9 months
not our first Eiffel Tower but definitely the coolest
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@jeremywball
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5 years
Hey new speedo arrived today and it kinda matches my sleeve tattoo
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@jeremywball
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4 years
is new underwear
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@jeremywball
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1 year
the queen asking me at drag brunch which of my friends at the table I’ve slept with and it getting real quiet
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@jeremywball
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7 months
@justkicks00 1) COVID response. 2) EKY was hit with some major flooding a couple years ago and he was right there, making them feel seen. His response was so good.
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@jeremywball
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3 years
just a little piggy
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Happy Friday from your favorite dads
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@jeremywball
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4 years
today is my last day dog sitting Buckley so here is a photo of us
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@jeremywball
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5 years
any bearded man with a sleeve tattoo can ruin my life.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Millennial culture is TikTok being a Kesha song instead of an app.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
took this photo three days ago and today I’m wearing a sweater and jeans because Chicago said summer is over
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@jeremywball
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8 years
Friend: Hey .Me: I mean I guess I'll go out tonight.
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@jeremywball
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6 months
@PotaroResearch I’m a shining example of you can’t dictate what your child will become or think. And if you try too hard (like my parents) it often swings the other way… like me :). There’s major tension between our beliefs lmao.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
so here are all my tattoos
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@jeremywball
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4 years
off to a pumpkin patch
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4 years
When the shorts don’t hide anything
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@jeremywball
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2 years
I *really* don’t care if you like or hate Taylor Swift but if I am your (actual) friend and you make it a point to tell me how much you hate one of my absolute favorite things I can assure you it makes me think less of you !.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
she’s 26
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@jeremywball
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4 years
When your man is 6’3 and you feel short Af
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Happy Pride here’s my first thirst trap of the month 😌
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@jeremywball
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4 years
sorry to my straight college friends and mentors for posting a picture of me in a j*ckstrap. Your patience with me is appreciated.
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@jeremywball
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5 years
don’t you think it’s boring how people talk?
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4 years
all the characters are main characters in ARMS
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@jeremywball
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6 months
@SmartPeeple1488 I’m from Clay County, Kentucky sir 😘. Very small town, eastern Kentucky, Appalachian, and quite proud of it too.
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4 years
how’s the no crop
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5 years
oh another new speedo arrived today
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@jeremywball
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3 years
it’s still pride month
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@jeremywball
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2 months
Not to be a conspiracy theorist but this professional level hit job was caught at a McDonald’s with a manifesto on him???? That’s like weird ???.
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UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect identified as Luigi Mangione, a 26-year-old former Ivy League student. He was taken into custody this morning at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s and caught with a manifesto that appeared to list grievances with the healthcare industry - he has not
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@jeremywball
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5 years
“Why can’t I find a boy!” I scream as I go home with a couple, yet again, tweeting and over sharing in what most certainly should’ve been left in drafts.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
@Sir_Psycho74 Majority leader of the senate gets to decide what’s brought to the floor to vote. McConnell can essentially let legislation in the House sit without action indefinitely. House is very limited in forcing Senate action (impeachment being the best example).
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@jeremywball
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4 years
The boy // The Box combo no slaw extra bread
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@jeremywball
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3 years
Good morning 🍞
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@jeremywball
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5 years
To the boy I just saw leave the Sidetrack bathroom without washing your hands. I will never forget your face.
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5 months
@PacharyZhillips Such a weird and L take.
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4 years
CONFIRMED MY PARENTS VOTED BIDEN HOLY F I THOUGHT AT BEST WE WOULD GO THIRD PARTY.
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4 years
alas I am intoxicated by 4 pm on a Thursday and that’s life
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7 months
The face of a man who just got promoted, new job title, pay raise, and perfect quarterly performance review
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2 years
your dads will see you at Queen tonight r
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4 years
Jean season is best season
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Oh I got hired for a new job today through the election 😙.
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2 months
@abhay_tweetzz @PopCrave Deadass copied my tweet 😭.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
@RizelKahle He’s already close to there if not there yet.
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4 years
Enjoy the long weekend !
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4 years
this is not how I thought this conversation would go
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4 years
it seems the white speedo was everyone’s favorite
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5 years
So excited for Warren to turn this snake emoji era into the highest grossing US tour of all time.
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@jeremywball
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2 years
@thereidfeed We lost that battle idk if our advice will help.
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@jeremywball
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4 years
Bought a flannel today 😌
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@jeremywball
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9 years
UofL fans to UK right now
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4 years
mixed things up and took a photo with my left hand
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4 years
Remember when you regularly tried to cancel people for having sex (sharing intimate/private messages you screenshot’d) while barley attempting to hide your alt where you were regularly having sex and cruising Montrose Bird Sanctuary?. Now that seems miserable inside 🤨
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4 years
I’d like an attention please
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3 years
Ladies begin your sun salutations
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4 years
blink three times when you feel it kicking in
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4 years
🥰 @MattLesky
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4 years
I did a thing
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@jeremywball
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6 months
If Cedric goes Quinn may be the WORST Big Brother player in a while. Had a broken power, took over his arch-nemesis’s HOH, couldn’t get any of his targets out, exposed alliance to T’kor and Kimo (making them feel at the bottom) caused a house flip. AND SENT A NUMBER 1 HOME #BB26.
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5 years
I guess we’re ready for the summer
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6 months
@TheGreyMouser__ I mean it’s an anecdote. My parents voting a Dem that’s pro choice is huge considering they’re mostly a single issue voter (abortion.).
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@jeremywball
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4 years
I’m drunk on mimosas and just took an ed*ble so watch this space.
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4 years
My bf has gotten me into BB and I just want to know why everyone’s confessionals sound like they’re overzealous youth pastors.
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4 years
support small business:
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If I texted or DM’d you last night no I didn’t.
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4 years
operation dummy thicc summer is underway
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Coming out as a Camila Cabello enjoyer !!! . Her new album is great 🤭.
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4 years
legz
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4 years
A wise queen once said, “I guess we’re ready for the summer (oooh ooh.)”
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quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀.
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4 years
Posted more anti-Trump stuff on Facebook and riled up my conservative family members and my mom texted me to say I’m raising her blood pressure 😭.
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5 years
I was dramatically close to buying this
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4 years
It’s March I guess we are supposed to listen Dua Lipa and play Animal Crossing now ?.
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2 years
first vet appointment 🥹
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1 year
Annual reminder your actual friends do care about your Spotify wrapped and those that complain are weird!.
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