@dswenson8 humiliating for me

@dswenson8 I saw this and googled Simon Sinek

@dswenson8 but they have a cactus at WEM!

my followers, it’s been an honour tweeting my little jokes and thoughts to both of you.

Yes the “Twitter is over” phase is long, but remember: the Titanic was already sinking in the movie before you had to flip to the second VHS, and the second cassette was just pure sinking.

The cast members on #LoveIsBlind coming down on the problematic term “insane” after Zay casually dropped the term “ghetto” in a sentence without blinking

RT @okgibs: Can't wait to listen to the people whose politics boil down to 'fuck you I've got mine' wonder aloud for the next 4 years why t…

In one of the most expensive rental markets in Canada, there needs to be an asterisk next to city council candidates’ names who are also landlords.

At a comms networking event and repeating peoples names in the House Bunny demon voice to remember them.

Honestly BeReal feels more involved than back when we used to post whole weekends to fb.

Happy Virgo season! Celebrate the Virgos in your life - maybe one of YOU can handle the restaurant reservation this time! Yes we do need one!

RT @JenStDen: From B.C.'s coroner today: over 10,000 lives lost since the overdose crisis was first declared in 2016.

RT @lilyzella: she/her but in a "thar she blows" type of way

Now at the age where I’m asking the mother of the groom where she got her sandals

@norwegianvowels Have we established a hard stop at the border maybe?

Thinking about the time an older woman came up to me in Shoppers and said “excuse me do you work here?” and immediately I replied “I’m wearing a wool coat.”

Another conference update: men still do not understand that sort-of trying to talk quietly in a normal voice is not the same as whispering! The low hum continues.

The tiktok teens had me believing that skinny jeans were a bygone relic the world had abandoned, but I’m at a work conference and I’m here to tell you those bad boys absolutely RUN the show.

RT @bananapeele: I conducted a scientific analysis of the Selling Sunset cast

Everyone: “people come in all shapes and sizes! :)” Also everyone: “no not that shape! No not that size!”