jenna
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i wish he could see shinzo too brother.
A Japanese journalist who covered the first Trump Administration claimed on Kansai TV that Donald Trump says, "I wish I could see Shinzo," when he's feeling down. This information was said to have come from "people close to Trump."
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it’s essentially piano man for people who can’t afford to buy a house.
May we all love something one day as much as these people love singing to Mr. Brightside
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i don’t know how GMs do it i’d be on the phone at the deadline like please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl.
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he’s been with this organization since he was 18, almost got traded, got sent down, brought back up, sent back down again, got hurt, saw so many disappointing seasons and so much dysfunction…i can only imagine how this must feel for him.
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i imagine once you reach a certain tax bracket all the food you eat is going to taste pretty good.
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what about for the 25-year-olds who are trying their best.
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i’m like, “omg need” bitch what are you gonna do with a baseball helmet….
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lest we forget about perhaps their most important identity…the gay mets.
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steve cohen trying to convince people to be president of baseball operations for the new york mets
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my body’s beginning to feel the effects of experiencing The Most Important Game Of The Mets’ Season every single night.
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it rules that seymour weiner, a 97-year-old who served in the deadliest conflict in human history and has probably seen manmade horrors beyond our comprehension, is like, “i think it’s awesome that my legacy is being a viral dick joke meme”.
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i think if you are entertained by AI image generators you have a little monkey inside of your brain that is slapping cymbals together.
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new york would not survive a subway series world series. not with the most beloved mets team maybe ever. people would die.
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juan soto signed with my baseball team because i am a good person and i deserved it…not many of you can say this.
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they’re the gay mets, ben. you can say it. it’s okay. they’re not lemons.
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if there’s anything this season has taught me it’s that i fucking love being a mets fan like i’m sorry your team just isn’t an unlimited source of humor and whimsy and joy like mine.
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he’s kind of like if princess diana played baseball.
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i don’t like your tone.
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sorry i keep coming back to this picture and getting a little emotional idk people are so cute. having something to believe in and be a part of collectively is so beautiful.
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mets fans be like “i know a place” and take you to shake shack to wait on line for five innings.
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yeah edwin díaz making like five soft-tosses in the bottom of the ninth with two outs is a moral victory for the phillies lmfao give me a fucking break.
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they might. they might if you post good.
the girls you follow on twitter will never fuck you. give it up.
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i think it’s so beautiful that we’ve decided to reclaim the “JOSÉ, JOSÉ, JOSÉ, JOSÉ” chant for josé iglesias. he deserves it.
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bryce harper sold his soul to the phillies only for his former team to win the world series and his ownership to suddenly decide that they have to get rid of some of their best players in order to stay afloat financially. can i laugh? i’m sorry. i have to laugh.
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i didn’t think the mets, as a team, were allowed to do this sort of thing.
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mark could’ve 100% caught up to that ball if he wanted to but he knew in his heart that he had to let it drop for he will always be a met….
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phil maton is such a strange man. he just took a leisurely stroll off the mound like nothing happened lmfao just no emotion ever.
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one thing about buck showalter, that man does not play about francisco lindor. that is his literal biological SON.
“He can go 0-for-4 and win a game, those DHs can’t go 0-for-4 and win a game”. Buck Showalter says Francisco Lindor is his NL MVP pick. (via @MLBNetwork)
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM WE LOVE YOU SEAN AND WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU….YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A NEW YORK MET.
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cody bellinger looks like he has no thoughts in his head at any given time. lights are on, but nobody’s home. he is literally just vibing. god i wish i was him.
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me: fuck all billionares. redistribute their wealth, they’re nothing but pillars of corporate greed.steven cohen: here i am to buy the mets with my criminal money :).me: i am literally such a slut for capitalism it’s not even FUNNY.
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cease and desist ✋.
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you ever notice how it’s always the raw milk grass-fed 100% organic people that look the most like shit.
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the mets might actually be good which is fucking terrible news for those of us who were trying to be chill and normal about them for one season.
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can the dodgers end this tonight i don’t think i can handle another kamala is for they/them trump ad. they make me feel insane.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?!.
"A fun, whimsical season for the New York Mets." Well said, Gare @jennaashlyn.
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ryne stanek you are the sole met firmly in the bullpen circle of trust, congratulations. do not take this privilege lightly.
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ok can you all RELAX.
It’s been a season full of humor, whimsy, and joy for the @Mets. Will they keep the good vibes going against a @Brewers team playing for their #postseason lives?. Game 2 of the NL #WildCard Series between the Mets and the Brewers is at 7:38 PM ET on ESPN.
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least enjoyable mets season i’ve ever experienced. somehow we’ve seen worse but i have never been so apathetic.
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i’m crying at hiro bro thinks he’s on the team 😭😭😭 (he is and he should have a jersey).
Francisco Alvarez, DJ Stewart, Hiro and more react to Mark Vientos' walk-off homer 🙌
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it’s crazy that we went from the most uninspired mets season i’ve ever experienced in 2023, to the most joyous in 2024. i’m just sad to see it end. i’m so grateful to this team for the ride and i will hold the memories close to my heart forever. that’s all!.
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make no mistake. this is why the mets are good now.
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fans: we would like a more consistent strike zone and faster replay reviews.MLB: shortened games.fans: no.MLB: we’re gonna put a runner on second to start the 9th and let the losing team bat whoever they want.fans: that’s not-.MLB: WE PUT GAMES ON FACEBOOK.fans:.
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i still can’t believe we’re living in a timeline where the mets have fuck you money. so thankful. so grateful. never taking anything for granted 🙏🏻 fuck you jeff wilpon.
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this is just like what they did to jesus.
Yohan Ramirez has been suspended for three games after MLB ruled that his pitch behind Rhys Hoskins was intentional. He has filed an appeal. Carlos Mendoza has been suspended for one game and will serve his suspension today
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the gay grimace mets vs. the aggressively heterosexual yankees is hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby.
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buck showalter is that motherfucker. none of that standing on the field shit. that old man is ready to go. he’s been waiting for the opportunity.
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urging adam ottavino to step down for the good of our nation, as he is too old to serve.
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obsessed with how paul blackburn has known francisco álvarez for a couple weeks and he’s like this is my baseball soulmate i cannot picture my life without him.
Paul Blackburn said his cutter was working well tonight and credited Francisco Alvarez's "game calling and enthusiasm" for a successful start vs. Colorado
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the wilpons faced exactly zero consequences for their decades of meddling, negligence, and general assholery, but i have to watch zack wheeler pitch seven scoreless innings against the mets because jeffy boy had some weird vendetta against him. how is that fair.
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he’s like the prophet muhammad if he sang a little song.
Jose Iglesias shares with @SteveGelbs what he told Pete Alonso in the 8th inning:. "Be ready, because next inning, you're gonna hit a home run."
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hey now that the season is over, we all got this ad and it was annoying asf right? and it’s still everywhere?.
I interviewed JD Martinez, one of the best hitters in baseball. He went from being cut by the worst team in baseball to becoming an All-Star – in an unconventional way (that everyone can learn from). Check out the interview here:.
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are you guys this grotesque and uncouth all the time. like is it your whole thing. genuinely curious i feel like i’m jane goodall observing chimpanzees at the zoo.
A Mets fan wished me good luck??? I hope your whole team has diarrhea.
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that mets-themed dating show “prospects” on SNY was unsuccessful because the men were normie finance guys and the women were aspiring instagram influencers. boring. what SNY needs to do is take a bunch of mets fans from twitter and stick them in a house together à la big brother.
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he needs that C on his jersey next season. it’s time.
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get that fucking hat off your head you absolute waste of space.
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“i am the bar. i am the standard.” - pete alonso and also me looking in the mirror when i’m drunk.
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i can’t get over this. he literally said, “after playing the mets, it’s become apparent to me that nationals fans suck.”.
Strasburg calling for extreme loudness at #Nats Park: "They pull for their team and I don't know if they come play us again but I hope all the fans are watching the game cause it gets into crunch time and those things really carry teams and get us to the next level.".
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lopez is the reason we are where we are. we first had to be so over to be so back. he’s a hero.
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andy pushing the gay mets agenda…love to see that.
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him going crazy with the fans in the outfield is the best part of this.
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rob manfred: i must make the game of baseball shorter by any means necessary because i fucking hate it. rob manfred: i will make players take their pants off on the mound, thereby inconveniencing everyone involved. wouldn’t that be so random and quirky of me.
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steve cohen you’ve done miracles on me. i love ONE billionaire.
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i’m going to frame this and put it on my desk at work like people do with their “children” and “significant others”.
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i’d be homicidal if the mets played this game the way the yankees did tonight like i cannot overstate how thankful i am that i can just appreciate the comedy of it all.
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BRING HIM HOME! he’s the missing piece to our all-time vibes team.
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obviously this moment was incredible but given the stakes and the narrative surrounding him, it’s pete’s homer in milwaukee and it actually isn’t close to me. best moment in mets history in my book.
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there was no reason for him to be doing all that but he did and we love him for it.
“ohtani should be mvp” “no lindor deserves it” ok but what about this mf right here
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literally “girl who is going to be okay”.
Brandon Nimmo watched Mark Vientos’ postgame interview in the dugout with a huge smile
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you should be ashamed of yourself. expanding our carbon footprint and accelerating the demise of our planet so you could create this garbage image of david wright in a phillies jersey that adds nothing to your post.
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filing this one right in the “Jesse Winker is the Only Man in the World™️” folder tyvm
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you got told to put the exclamation point in your copy so you wouldn’t get cyberbullied didn’t you squidward.
Francisco Lindor, Pete Alonso, Mark Vientos all slug home runs as the @Mets win their SIXTH straight!
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scary how murph is already in sync with them LMFAO.
"BRANDON NIMMO WITH A THREE-RUN HOMER AND THE METS PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!". Gary, Keith and Daniel on the call for Brandon Nimmo's three-run homer! 🎙️
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an underrated part of mets lore is the gay subtext that gelbs is always bringing to the table and nobody really questions it.
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i have a job deesha i’ll be there sunday jesus.
Good on the fans that showed up to Citi Field tonight, but should’ve been more of a packed house for the opener of the final homestand of the regular season. Sean Manaea threw a one-run gem. Starling Marte walked it off in the 10th. Braves lost. Mets are still in this thing.
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it would be funny if the mets just inexplicably started playing really good baseball. they should do it. as a bit, of course.
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sean doolittle has done more for the mets than a number of players who have actually been on the team.
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the cut to the “OH 🙌🏻 MY 🙌🏻 GOD 🙌🏻” at the end is pure comedy. i fucking lost it.
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ohhhhhh i know the “mets are a team of the gentrifying class” guy is fucking TWEAKING right now.
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i love him because he’s delusional just like meeeee like that’s gang.
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seltzer is so dumb. “yeah i’m craving a drink that tastes like how it feels when my foot falls asleep” ??? fuck you.
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the “mets are a team of the gentrification class” article is so clearly bait. do not quote it. he must be struggling to meet his click quota for the month.
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@Very__Regular my sincere apologies to you and everyone else in the replies for this silly thing i said when i was happy.
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he’s lebroning it
you think biden cracked open that book yet?.
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i will never forget that half-inning bro. where were you when adonis medina had the outing of his career in only his 12th career appearance.
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are you guys believing. i feel like not enough of you are believing right now.
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I LOVE THE NEW YORK FUCKING METROPOLITANS AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
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