Miss Jélae 𐚁
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iDance.iWrite.iSing.iAct I identify as a Ho my pronouns are SKET/TEL
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I think.
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I be all for Instagram giveaways till i see “must share to IG stories” in the rules…
OH GOR everybody hadda know I begging? 😂
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Was gonna message the hairdresser for an appointment but I’m not sure which greeting to use since using hello, hi, hey etc might not get me a valid response... so how does “it is with great certitude that I present a question concerning an assignation for my mane... help” sound?
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Ummm why people on the internet acting like Feeling Good from Nina Simone was some sorta negro spiritual?
Heck I always associate the song burlesque and divine feminine energy. Y’all weird.
Chloe Bailey did what needed to be done.
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Caresha dear… if you have 6 APPLES and I gave you 2 more…
8 words when I think about us, fuck me, Fuck me, FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just need Ciara to give us the prayer, a TEDtalk, a tell all novel...something!!!
The Well Paid Wilsons: Russell Wilson Becomes Highest-Paid NFL Player With $140 Million Extension, Seahawk Celebrates With Powerfully Prayed Up CiCi
(Jason Merritt/KCSports2015/Getty)
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Stop
Deleting
Tweets!
Us quiet macos trying to decipher goddamnit!
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Bareback in Moruga bush?
You is Papa Bois?!
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Every time Chloe Bailey posts a picture sis is trending! Love to see it! Keep that foot on the necks!!
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I am so HAPPY that Bunji Garlin bringing back Power Soca the real ones know Ragga Soca!
Hoes ready to climb scaffolding!😂
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Today, somebody used Beyoncé’s internet to tweet and say if Carifesta broadened their criteria and invited international genres it could be a staple to the world... they also said they’re preoccupied with Caribbean Expressions...😭
what is DUNCE FOR $500 ALEX?!
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Ok now I’ll admit circles getting out of hand, how a tweet will have 21 quote tweets and I could only see 3! What alyuh ponging so? Have a lil more consideration for the silent macos nah!😂
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So Jerlean John not giving that weave a rest boy...poor thing looking like ‘all my life I had to fight’...
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Yuh know the old saying… Once a trini reach in yuh fete is NICENESS!
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She said and I quote “I not one ah yuh lil fren and dem!”
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What West Indian parents have with painting the steps outside tile red?
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.1 “watch how you throw me away nah”
.2 “you is trouble yes”
.3 “😍”
My brothers in Christ… get creative.
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Dearest Gentle Reader,
This is the story of Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton. It is not a history lesson. It is fiction inspired by fact.
All liberties taken from the author is quite intentional…
en-FAWKING-joy. sheesh.
These two are adorable, but the portraits in
#QueenCharlotte
are KILLING me. NONE of those people were even *born* in 1761!
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I siddong here thinking Double Dog? De alcohol ? Till I realize is Barra- Terrier 😂😂😂
“Meet me by Maritime right off the highway”
“Where da is again?”
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People still sharing joints in this PumPum Conqueror? Eeeewww.
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Imagine working hard to make your dreams a reality! Yuh post yuh ting because yuh proud! And some hard bitter crack up heel zanzipwelle coming to talk and some mess bout “I wOuLd’Nt PoSt ThAt! StOp FlAuNtInG”
Look Satan move lemme pass eh!
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I remember only wanting to join Brownies and Girl Guides cos the uniforms was serving KUNT! when I bounce een the meeting is a setta song and pledge… I went home and never looked back.
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My tiny contribution to
#TantyTwitter
🥺
This is where we make submissions for over 30/tanty twitter? Cuz while these old I’m over 30 in all...
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This sun made me realize I eh ready for Carnival… HAPPY EMANCIPATION DAY! 🫶🏾
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Sometimes you can sense when a man piggy small... act yuh inch.
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Something that’s rarely talked about is the FASHIONS
when coming to reggae concerts… the aunties and uncles are eating okay!
Where uncle going with the rod of correction ? 😂
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This is a Jab Jab
A Jab Molassie is a impish character similar to Blue Devil and several other variety of Devil Mas we portray… jezoz Christ.
A Jab Molassie performs for students at Grant Memorial Presbyterian School, as the Carnival parade in honour of legendary masman and Carnival icon, the King of Indian Mas, Lionel Jagessar Sr, proceeds through San Fernando.
[Video by KRISTIAN DE SILVA]
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What’s your favorite tweet that you’ve tweeted out there. Your personal favorite.
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Many times I go to reply a tweet and had to mash meh fucking brakes... cos
1. Me eh know dem people
2. Dem people eh know me
3. Learn how to mind yuh business!
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Give jack he jacket! Terrance Deyalsingh as minister of health stepped up to the plate inno...
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Lauryn Hill been doing the same for 25 years
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All y’all who talking about culture and music and ting 3 canal is launching their season tomorrow!
Bring Yuh Love and come.
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We does sell Big Foot and Chocolate Digestive 😅😂
Me ain't care what nobody say boi...
Trinis does find money 😂 I ain't know from where eh but they does find it!
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I have plenty but my fav forever and ever!
what’s y’all favorite picture of y’all from the year so far?
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While we hype up promoters, entertainers etc… big up the unsung heroes of the carnival… audio tech, stage management, visual effects team etc.
Show them some appreciation too 🖤
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Not me thinking these were glue guns! 😂😭
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Someone said you can tell who is employed by Disney and I😂
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Ah hear the song of the night was Silent Night Holy night… fuss alyuh couldn’t hear nothing… RESSS!
The Jamaican leg of the Burna Boy concert ended at 1:30am. Some other country cyah relate! 🤭
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Rowley come with the ‘not today Satan NOT TUH FUCKING DAY’ energy!
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Preparing for Earth, Wind & Fire verzuz the Isley Brothers tomorrow... my bathroom vocals have to be on point on for belt Fantasy.
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Rowley should’ve opened with:
“who cyah hear will fawking feeling inno Alyuh real harden for big people jed!”
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The Allison Hinds and Square One or shall I say the Bajan Invasion in soca era was truly unmatched…
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Wait I’m having a Tanty moment… so skeng not short for skillibeng? My word.
I have a confession......
I thought skeng and skillibeng were the same person.
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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My mammy say I cyah go.
If the Caribbean gotta go war against Venezuela yall going??
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What make it even nicer is when you realize your friends are the puppeteers for thee Iconic Tan-Tan and Saga Boi!
Is CYANEEVAL!!
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You ever scrolling on here and think to yourself
“this one could hush lil bit”
😂😂
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At first I thought it was a crab heading towards my toes… but look🥹
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Sometimes it’s ok to know your geographical location a.k.a. YUH PLACE.
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They sure do!
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I wish we could be serious for once and fight for our culture and our legacy... it’s not just a word. This is history... blood, sweat, pain and tears come from that word. Is nuh just wine and bachanal.
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But hear me out… what if I dunno?
Ease me up with the “who is kman” tweets in an attempt to sound mature PLEASE 😐
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Overthinking should be an Olympic sport I sure to bring gold for Trinidad and Tobago.
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Y’all said almost the same thing about deodorant and now walking around smelling like a ram goat.
Laundry detergents that have been banned from being sold in New York because of the high levels of dioxane (cancer-causing chemical).
Yep.. they are still on our shelves… that’s why WE need to be reading labels and protecting ourselves !
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Playing “Devils advocate” where r*pe is concerned is…
…something.
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1. It’s handmade
2. It’s crochet
3. A ball of nylon,cotton or acrylic thread ranges from $40-$60TTD
4. The beads
5. The time
6. If anything you’re getting this at a steal of deal.
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🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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The new school struggling with their lyrical content.
What dancehall opinion will have you like this?
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Caribbean vs CaribbeanS
Steff threatening a lawsuit amidst a clash is a prime example of Oxtail vs. Oxtails.... because one of these is an imitation
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Pick selfie from your camera roll and turn into B&W.
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I wonder if Andre know what a Jarray is? Or red lavender?
I want to cause a ruction 😂😂
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Yes there are PRODUCTION lines that sit and stick/sew every gem, trim and make alterations… IN TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO… contrary to popular belief there are people who are contracted solely for this purpose.
Wham yuh feel mas camp is only for wine and roti on a Friday?
@jbsuperman
Josh you do know a lot of bands have started to outsource the making of their costumes to other countries where the labor is cheap, well at least for the larger ones. You really think someone in T&T is sitting down making this by hand other than final edits and alterations.
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