Jeff Cannata
@jeffcannata
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Father, husband, actor, show host, DM, gamer, VR enthusiast, runner. I love loving things. #GeeksinSneaks
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I just want to raise my kids in a culture that values kindness and rejects cruelty. Where honesty is more important than selfishness. Where the ideals espoused to every kindergartener are expected of every adult. It shouldn’t be too much to ask.
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What if Zelda had an amazing, cinematic story?
What if Last of Us had incredible, skill based combat?
What if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?
What if Dark Souls was approachable and clear?
The answer to all of these questions and more is God of War.
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I know, Elden Ring and all that, but it truly breaks my heart more people aren’t talking about Horizon Forbidden West. It is utterly superb on every level.
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Furiosa and Fall Guy, two of the most entertaining, sure fire fun movies you’ll ever see, both tanking at the box office does not bode well for the future of movies.
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Quarterback kneels during anthem: “Outrage!” Starbucks changes cups: “Boycott!” Russia interferes in election: “What’s the big deal?!“
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I fear that
#covfefe
is only distracting us from envionmentfefe, educationfefe, and the selling off of our democracyfefe
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Definition of America is Colin Kapernick sitting at home watching the NFL running an “inspire change” ad.
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Elden Ring reviews read like people who adore spicy food raving about a brand new hot pepper blend. They are ecstatic about it because they love spicy flavor. Me, a sucker with a sentitive stomach, hears this and thinks I HAVE to try it because I don’t want to miss a tasty treat.
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I believe this. I have always believed this. There are really only 2 kinds of people in the world.
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Hi, Internet. Yesterday I learned I’ll need emergency eye surgery. I’m told the recovery period will be 6 weeks or more, during which time I must remain in a very specific head-down position unable to read or speak. I won’t be able to talk to my kids, work, text, or tweet. 1/5
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The Last of Us Part 2 is a masterpiece of video game narrative. Nothing else even comes close. The story is brutal, challenging, bold, and almost never "fun". It is harrowing, forcing the player to confront violence in a way video games never do 1/5
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Things the ref might have said to Cena:
1) They are towing your car
3) you’re late for a make a wish appointment
2) Golddust is in the back and he’s autographing posters
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Weird to discover that what all the zombie apocalypse movies got wrong is how there’d be a bunch of dumbasses protesting the effort to stop the zombies.
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So rad “
@MeredithFrost
:These LEGO Instructions from 1974 Are Awesome (And Yes, They're Real)
http://t.co/5yyDClxR2C
http://t.co/eKh6cYZtVR”
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Jeff’s wife here... Jeff is doing well. Staying face down. He told me to tell you he asked the doctor if he could go full Solid Snake.
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What if Zelda had an amazing Spider-Man?
What if Last of Us had incredible Spider-Man?
What if Uncharted somehow had Spider-Man?
What if Dark Souls, but with Spider-Man?
The answer to all of these questions and more is Spider-Man.
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But hopefully they can save my vision. The prospect of losing my sight is terrifying, especially considering what I do for a living. So, I hope to see you on the other side, and we can all continue to love loving things together then. I’ll miss you. Please be kind while I’m gone.
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I don't usually give scores for video games, but God of War is a 10/10 on every scale I can imagine. It is one of the finest crafted single player games of all time. The kind of game you buy a new TV for, to experience it in the best possible way.
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There is no Biden squeaker victory that reconciles the fact that more people voted for Trump in 2020 than in 2016. They saw what he was, saw how he lied and golfed his way through 4 years and 220,000 people died, and they said “that’s my guy”. This is a foul, greedy country.
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People thought the end of Return of the Jedi was cheesy, but it is literally happening right now all around the world.
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Biggest takeaway from the Super Bowl. If that many religious organizations can buy Super Bowl ads, maybe they should be paying taxes.
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1: I’m offended by a thing you said
2: But I didn’t say what you think I said
1: Why are you doubling down on that awful thing instead of apologizing?
2: Because I’m trying to explain how you misinterpreted what I was saying
1: Block
3-198,003: Well, we’ve made up our minds!
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Life. Is hard. For everyone.
EVERYONE.
“But what about-“
Nope. Everyone. Every single person.
So be kind.
Be kind.
Be.
Kind.
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I have now seen Oppenheimer and Barbie and I can tell you definitively that on one hand you have a movie with a grandeur and message so powerful it deserves to have been shot entirely on IMAX and displayed on the largest screen imaginable, and on the other you have Oppenheimer.
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This is why we can't have discourse anymore. Because even a colleague you KNOWS me would rather subtweet manufactured outrage, than attempt to understand what is actually being said. So depressing.
Hyperbole is fun and all but if you're thinking about comparing the new zombie video game to a movie about the Holocaust mayyyyybe hit the brakes
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Today I saw something truly miraculous. Something I could only dream of when I was young, that will change my life forever. Something that took my breath away and made me cry tears of joy that it was even possible.
But enough about Infinity War, my daughter was born today!
;)
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This.
Tim Ryan goes off on GOP from the House floor and the world is better for it.
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This is not extreme. This is not unreasonable. This doesn’t come after any one’s guns. Yet it will absolutely positively save lives.
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Did you hear the guy who paints the Exit signs lost his templates and fell into a deep depression? It was an exit stencil crisis.
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I’m overwhelmed by the outpouring of support this morning. I can’t possibly express how much it means to me. As I said, I wasn’t posting for comments or attention, just to make it clear why I won’t be around for a while. But I’m grateful. So many friends. Such generosity. Thanks.
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Totally rad news you should genuinely be excited for.
'Uncharted' Movie Finds New Director in '10 Cloverfield Lane' Helmer Dan Trachtenberg
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Thank you to everyone who has been so kind and helpful over the last two days. I wish I could thank each of you individually, but I hope you know how every supportive word and generous offer has been appreciated.
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All 50 states, please.
New Jersey has become the first state in the country to require public schools to teach media literacy to K-12 students as a way to combat misinformation, under legislation signed by Gov. Phil Murphy.
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Seriously, fuck this guy. He is smug evil. The worst human. He contributes only bile into the world. Offers only hate. Fuck him.
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Can’t believe it was just one year ago today we got the diagnosis for my daughter. Feels like a decade ago. It was truly the worst day of my life, but thanks to a wonderful community, great doctors, and my incredible wife, Zoe is doing great and we are full of hope and joy.
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I called God of War 2018 the finest crafted video game I had ever played. Ragnarok matches or improves on every single element of that game. It’s a phenomenal experience that shows how good video games can be. Incredible storytelling, pitch perfect combat, amazing world building.
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15 years ago today, the first episode of The Totally Rad Show premiered on Revision3. My life would never be the same. Eternally grateful to
@alexalbrecht
@DannyTRS
@heslincinematic
@SnoopMikey
and everyone who watched. I miss those days a lot.
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Thank you again, everyone, for your kindness and well-wishes. Just to keep you updated, my surgery is scheduled for 7:30am tomorrow. It will be a vitrectomy with a scleral buckle. With the buckle I’m not expected to be out of commission nearly as long as I was originally told.
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Going on vacation when you have kids is just taking care of your kids in a different place.
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Today’s the day. I’m back. Still not 100% in my right eye, but recovered enough to get back to work! Thanks to all of you for your support! I’m back to DLC today, then back on /Filmcast tomorrow, then the Dungeon Rundown chat show Tues and Dungeon Run Wed!
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The fact that this is not the end of him speaks to the country we live in. 18 years ago today Howard Dean screamed funny and was over as a politician.
For anyone who wants the clip. Here it is. Minority Leader McConnell says the quiet part out loud.
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The fact that we can have a president that tells American citizens - born in America! - to “go back to the country you came from” and he isn’t immediately shamed and thrown out of office by his own political party, means our country is broken beyond belief.
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If you think ICE separating toddlers from their parents and then losing track of them isn’t the most horrifying, infuriating, unacceptable practice, then I’m sorry, I have no respect for you. This should not be a political issue. Be a human being.
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In short, The Last of Us Part 2 put me through hell. I did not enjoy it. I wasn't supposed to. I was affected by it. Like no game before. I am in awe of it. I am recovering from it. 5/5
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UPDATE on my situation: First of all, I cannot thank all of you enough for the outpouring of kindness and goodwill I’ve received over the last day or so. I am absolutely humbled by it. You have all heartened my family and me immensely. 1/5
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I'm just going to say AGAIN, I never compared anything to the holocaust. I was talking about a spectrum of what ART DOES. On one end, a movie like John Wick wants to entertain - to be "fun". On the other end is a movie like Schindler's List, which is not interested in "fun". 1/
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So, the takeaway here is ALWAYS get a second opinion! Also, thank you thank you thank you all. I am feeling encouraged about this and hope to be back even sooner than I thought! 5/5
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@notaxation
@AOC
Or, how about, education is an important thing and no one should be saddled with predatory loans - the only kind you can get for education - and we can’t go back in time, so let’s fix it now?
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Everything I believe in - kindness, goodwill, selflessness, honor - has all been soundly revoked by my country tonight. Cannot reconcile it.
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The largest DOW Jones loss of all time is -777 points. It is currently down -793 and the markets aren’t even open yet!
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I love that people who use the phrase “a few bad apples” have literally no idea the idiom they are referencing. The full saying is “a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch”.
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In a medium where everything is John Wick, The Last of Us Part 2 is Schindler's List. And just like that film, there were times when I wasn't sure I could keep going. It is a relentless emotional assault that I suspect will force even the most jaded gamer to feel empathy 2/5
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All these fucks that stormed the Capital are just getting to… get away with it? Walk away with impunity? Scrawl messages on the wall, steal shit from offices, and just… go home laughing about the day they had? Wtf is this?
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@jasonschreier
Hey man. You know me. What is this subtweeting? Why not engage with me? Why can I not compare two pieces of art? My comparison has NOTHING to do with the holocaust. I am talking how a piece of art starring Liam Neeson moved me. I'm talking about its intentions as a work of art
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@notaxation
@AOC
Not even sure how to touch that last sentence. You know best, I guess.
As for the rest, ok. Again, no time machines yet. Let’s fix it. No one should be an indentured servant for life. We agree there’s a problem, you just don’t want to fix it because no one fixed it for you.
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She doesn’t have a name yet, but she’s amazing and perfect and she and momma both doing well.
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@BenChicka
@notaxation
@pax
I’ve actually talked to him face to face, for hours at a time. Have you? Pretty sure he just wanted to do a panel about PlayStation games at a video game festival. The things *I* stand for aren’t bullying a dude just cause he disagrees with you politically.
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Holy smokes, we really did it. We really got through the Trump years.
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Had my one week post-op checkup today. I’m told things are going well. The demon still looks to be in there, but I’m resisting possession. Hope to be back to my life in a couple more weeks. Thanks everyone for the…
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All in on Biden. No time to be a baby and sit out. Let’s be adults and get the madman out of the whitehouse.
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I’m sitting outside the OR waiting to be brought in to welcome my baby girl into the world, tweeting about Infinity War to calm my nerves. What a day.
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Somehow I’ve gone from barely paying attention to Assassin’s Creed to hanging on every piece of new info and ranking it among my very favorite franchises. What happened? Odyssey.
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Welcoming Jack Michael Cannata to the world today. Both he and his mom are doing well.
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I’ve been an actor who didn’t star in anything, a podcaster, a content creator for apps, and now I make a Dungeons and Dragons show. It’s like I only pick jobs based on how difficult they will be to explain to family and friends during the holidays.
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A lot of tears today already. Tonight, I conclude my run on The Dungeon Run, which has been the most satisfying creative endeavor of my career. Feeling very lucky and very grateful.
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No one cleans the house harder than a husband whose wife is coming back from being out of town for a few days.
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I'm gonna get a lot of hate for saying this, but I think we could all benefit from reading/listening to more smart, reasonable people who disagree with us.
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The fact that so many Americans are ok with a third rate mafia boss as our president turns my stomach.
Breaking: ABC news has posted the Trump “take her out” audio here:
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When you tweet your thoughts about a video game before going to bed and you wake up to discover the folks with anime characters as their avatars have picked it up, you spend your morning blocking folks. Man, Twitter is a cesspool.
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Man, 2 year olds are so much fun! Unless you want them to eat or sleep. Or share. Or clean up. Or brush their teeth, or put their shoes on, or get in the car, or stop banging on the table, or come back here, or ask nicely, or stop yelling. But other than that they’re the best.
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Actual gunfire is seriously unsettling. Maybe if we had more seriously unsettling depictions of gunfire onscreen we’d have less actual gunfire to seriously unsettle us in America.
Friendly warning to those planning to see
#CivilWarMovie
in a theater: the film's depiction of gunfire is seriously unsettling.
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It feels like 2 seasons of the darkest TV show you'll ever find, and it frequently better than most TV on the air. That's saying a lot. I think it is an IMPORTANT game. It tore me up, and I will never, ever forget it. The Last of Us Part 2 is a game that will change you. 4/5
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The real revolution we need in news - across all topics, even entertainment - is that when people do and say stupid shit, you don’t have to report it.
People who haven't played Spider-Man are mad the developers took out a puddle.
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Sitting down to see M Night Shyamalan’s latest! I had dinner beforehand, but I stopped eating midway through because I prefer to see Glass half-full.
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This wins Halloween. “
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http://t.co/gEwnVewkOU”
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It is SO crazy to me that we KNOW how to defeat Covid, stop Climate Change, and drastically reduce gun violence. The 3 biggest things I worry about for my kids and we have PROVEN solutions for all 3! Yet there are people who are like nah, I’d rather live in a nightmare hellscape.
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If Blizzard had said “We made this mobile Diablo instead of Diablo 4” I’d understand being upset. But they explicitly said the exact opposite of that. Don’t like it? Don’t play this one! The one you want is still coming. I’m truly baffled and disgusted by the childish response.
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Spending the night before Thanksgiving in the hospital with my 3 year old instead of with the family that has gathered at my house is I guess what I should have expected from 2021. (She is doing ok, we just have to be extra cautious because of her genetic condition)
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My tips for working from home:
-Don’t spend time writing up tips for working from home instead of working
-Turn off Twitter and do some work
-Seriously, just set the phone down and get some work done
-Wait, what time is it?
-No way to get anything done now
-Repeat
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My baby girl turned 3 today. I love her more than words can express.
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People. PSVR has an absolutely stellar lineup for the holiday:
Astro Bot Rescue Mission
Tetris Effect
Borderlands 2 VR
…and now Beat Saber??
Adding to an already awesome stable with games like Moss, SuperHOT, Rez, RE7, Farpoint?
Too many people sleeping on greatness here.
Stop what you are doing because we finally have THAT release date!
Beat Saber is coming to PS4 on November 20, 2018 with a bunch of exclusive content! 💥
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I’m old enough to remember a time before social media when I was blissfully unaware of just how many willfully stupid people were in my country.
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Me, 2016: Sure hope no one spoils the next Marvel movie for me.
Me, 2020: Sure hope the global pandemic doesn’t infect my family, every source of income I have doesn’t go away in the economic fallout, and the resulting stock market crash doesn’t zero out my 401k and savings.
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The game is a work of art - every aspect feels crafted at the highest level. Visuals, audio, controls, animation, level design, performance. It is astounding. And frequently beautiful. With moments you NEVER find in video games. But I cannot overstate how harrowing it is. 3/5
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If only someone had told him to stop, collaborate, and listen.
Vanilla Ice has canceled his Fourth of July concert, saying he "didn't know the [coronavirus] numbers were so crazy!":
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15 years ago today I met
@alexalbrecht
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@DannyTRS
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We are living through an information war. And the wrong side is winning.
Remember the network of fake antifa accounts that cropped up this past spring ()...? Here's some good info on them 👇
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Being a bachelor means hiding from doing the dishes until you have to.
Being a husband means having to do the dishes even though you don’t want to.
Being a dad means wanting to do the dishes because it’s hiding.
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Wait until all the Americans who think it’s crazy that British taxpayers are paying 30 million for the royal wedding find out how much we pay for Trump to play golf every week.
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I’m saying this, not to fish for sympathy or comments - after Monday I won’t be able to read any of them anyway. I just wanted to let everyone know where I went. Ain’t gonna be around for a long while and that feels weird to think about. 4/5
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Everyone’s inner life is difficult. Every. Single. Person. Isn’t that a profound thing to come to terms with? It isn’t just you. Everyone. No one has it easy. They all need kindness and compassion. They all need love. Everyone struggles. Everyone.
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