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I truly hate the question “why are you single?” because it twists a knife. I can’t explain why I haven’t been able to make a successful romantic connection in years and though that question is framed as a compliment it really isn’t one
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Love replying to Instagram stories as if they were sent directly to me when I’ve had a glass of wine its very Facebook auntie of me
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Those “if we are single by the time we are thirty” promises I made to my female friends are starting to make me sweat
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It’s mad to deep it but those significantly older men we had encounters with at 16/17 were borderline paedophiles and we need to reflect on that stone cold fact. I’m not talking about a 16 year olds’ 18yo boyfriend, I’m talking 28. I’m talking 40. I’m talking 50
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Imagine being a transphobic gay. You have to be a bottom of the barrel bin juice kind of person to die on that hill
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Straight men if you're going to cover a woman's song then you better not change those pronouns have some balls you're gay for 3 minutes deal with it
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Shall I just do a “fuck it” and go self-gift myself a Nintendo Switch?
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Opened up to my boss about being so up and down with depression and I got a really stellar reaction and he's said he'll do whatever to accommodate therapy sessions or whatever adjustments I need to make. Very lucky - its like a weight has been lifted 🌞
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I don’t think anyone should be shamed on Twitter for being sexually attracted to muscular bodies but people should be ashamed when excluding any other body type or exclaiming an exclusive fetishizing attraction to muscular guys of one race, for example
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30 baby 😚
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Last night my boyfriend and I had a three course meal, homemade frozen strawberry daiquiris, shagged til the lube ran out and he gave me a key to his house. Lovely x
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Being single after 4 years of spellbinding joy, belly laughing, the deepest learning and unconditional loving is terrifying. I’m heartbroken and hopeful - lost and present. A juxtaposition of debilitating and energising emotions. I want nothing but happiness for us both. Always
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To demonstrate how twitter can bring strangers together - post a pic of you together with someone you’ve met through twitter - someone who’s enriched your world (the only rule being both need to be in the pic)
#TweetUpFriends
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Couples who train (pose) together stay together (battle for the lighting)
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There were some really positive responses to this and they put a smile on my face - thank you x
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Getting older is realising that gym @ 6AM is probably the only feasible option for me to train consistently whilst nurturing a career, maintaining a semblance of a social life and having any hobbies for enjoyment
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Anyone going out with groups of friends to parks etc this weekend — you're trash
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Took my boyfriend to his first live drag/queer show. I guess this is it for me x
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First ever 10k in 56:20 yesterday > enflamed runner knee and seized up calves today ✨
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Grindr screenshots for clout has and will always be the very weakest of flexes
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TW: being groomed is real and happens to so many of us. It can be years/decades until you unpack it. a power imbalance does a great job at making you believe you had an equal stake in it
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Sorry but my new addiction to Selling Sunset has me turning my nose up at $5 mill Hollywood mansions because there's not a substantial enough "indoor-outdoor flow"
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If Sam Smith wore a harness to the oscars would you lot maintain that same energy of approval you have for Skates McTwinkerson?
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A shoulder bag or tote bag falling off your shoulder when you bend down is one of life’s most humbling, humiliating experiences
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Get out of here with the "respect different beliefs!!!!" narrative against LGBTQA+ people. Your freedom of speech and religious beliefs should not and does not come before a real life person's human rights or right to a safe existence
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Me handing over my date of birth, email address, star sign and name of my first pet to a dubious third party app to find out who my twitter valentine is
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I've had so many unfollows since proactively sharing and RTing BLM and black content and tbh good fucking riddance, every single person is a racist out of my vicinity
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Could we stop this horrible trend of posting screenshots of your "witty" responses to those who proposition or dare talk to you on Grindr
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This is the entitlement that rides my patience bareback no foreplay no lube. If you decide to produce and rear humans, why do other adults need to become second rate in public spaces because of your decision? Parenthood is not godhood — you haven’t achieved peak divine status
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Gay couples love those little gay dogs with little gay attitude problems. Every Insta tribute is like “you’re the worst, most angriest horrible dog towards all of our guests but not to me and that’s why I love you”
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Hey guys another top tip from Joe here, basically if you’re like me and you’re feeling a bit of FOMO and you’ve got itchy feet to go and misbehave, just go to sleep! It’ll all be over when you wake up and you’ll have saved loads of money x x thanks for coming
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One aspect of lockdown restrictions lifting that has perplexed me is the public demand for government to release details of where/when we can fly. Why do we assume other countries want us? It’s very British to feel so entitled to holidays abroad
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New Robyn is dreamy, synthy, more experimental and I'm revelling
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The truth about Britain is indeed that we are sociologically conditioned from birth to believe that we are at the very pinnacle of the human pyramid and that no rules, regulations or standards applied to others, applies to us
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I need to stop brazenly following p*rn accounts man up & create an alt because opening twitter is a real gamble rn
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I'm glad boys who were sending me h**e pics a mere 7 days ago are in strong and publicised monogamous relationships now. That's growth!
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Its almost that time of year where all the fit people are home for Christmas but no one can accommodate and gays are just running through the streets and its just chaos
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I can't get my head around the generation Y trend of deleting all of your Instagram pics and only having about 6 there???????????
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I have been offered a very big and impactful digital role for a top 20 FTSE-100 business. I can't believe my luck - years of hard work, uncertainty, strife and determination are paying off. Entering the big leagues now 😻
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