It’s such a mind-fuck when bathrooms smell good. And how do you comment on it? You sound like a weirdo after you say it smells good

I wish there could be a #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow2022 encore

Talk-to-text makes me question if I actually speak English

@MeganDBallard Ummmm I vibe soooo hard to this line. When I heard it I was like okkkk Jack

@dmac_1025 @1025TheGame @ChaseOnGame @WillyD1025 Me when the 4 jello shots I took finally hit

@ChaseOnGame @1025TheGame @dmac_1025 @WillyD1025 oh, me too

@WillyD1025 @1025TheGame @ChaseOnGame @dmac_1025 Anytime, let me know if you have any more questions

I used to look at my ex and think, “damn he’s way out of my league”, and now I look at him and I’m, “HAHAHA sis if he even tried!”

RT @jtheaps9: SEAHAWKS MAKE THROWBACKS OR THIS IS A WASTE!!!

@R1ckterScale I'll make sure to never do it again.... unless I tag you

Is it weird that one of my favorite compliments is when my guy friends introduce me to their friends and say, "she's like, one of the guys" 🥰 #BruhGirl

@R1ckterScale Yes, yes I do. I can confirm I’m not currently there though so it’s not me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have the body type that looks good in workout clothes, but doesn’t look good in swim suits.... which is not ideal for #BoatGirlSummer

@ChaseOnGame Awwww

@ChaseOnGame wait, why are your hands so far up on the handle?

@ChaseOnGame @dmac_1025 @WillyD1025 @PorthGame @E_Campbell3 @joerexrode @RStanleyNHL proud of you!

I feel personally attacked 🤣