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“These are the things in which I was so helplessly caught up, the waves that took me, what I loved. When light filled my eyes and I was restless and could move, I knew not what all the color was about, but only that I had a passion to see...
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Woman tells NPR she doesn't have health insurance, won't be able to get it for another couple years. Asked if she considered coverage through Obama's Affordable Care Act: "No. I don't like anything with Obama's name on it."
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Brooklyn today:
Tried to drive one block on a flat to a tire repair place.
Closed
Flat bed truck pulls up next to me, insists I pull over so he can put in air.
Does it and won't take any money (got his card)
Turns out he's a Muslim immigrant.
How about more, not less of this?
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Entrance polls in Iowa showing voters'
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concern is the border. If you know any Iowans please share.
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Pompeo trolled by Congress with unlabeled world map: "would you please point out for us, on this map, which of our embassies were under threat of imminent attack...?"
By far the most gloriously low key petty thing I’ve seen this week.
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Are there people in the country who need to see Joe Biden debate Donald Trump to help them make up their minds?
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What van der Veen says: "I'll depose Speaker Pelois and VP Harris."
What I hear: "I'm warning you--I'll jump into this wood chipper."
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What did Steve Bannon do today instead of showing up for the subpoena? Wrong answers only please.
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Do you still keep cash in your home? If so, where is it? What about jewelry and other valuables?
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Without looking it up, do you know how to solve a quadratic equation by completing the square? Did you at one time?
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Reporter asks Psaki why Biden admin hasn't offered a fig leaf to the GOP...we think he means olive branch.
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"He is the president of the United States, and he is a threat to virtually everything that the United States should stand for."
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Just heard NPR refused to carry Trump's parting speech because they can't real time fact check or ensure they wouldn't be broadcasting incitement to violence.
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@SusanToups1
@LauraLoomer
@FBI
It's super tricky. They know people will think, "no way would we be that stupid." But it's really them surveilling watch parties and jamming cell phones. They have equipment in the van that can turn people into bats but they only use it on the GOP. Dark times.
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@GreatImpeach
That's better than I thought. I've had to deal with COBRA, got a broker to help me with the exchange. That woman is a fool but even fools should have access to care.
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How much do the people who work for you have to hate you to set you up at an elementary school desk in front of the press?
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This is amazing:
"In all, 22 of Trump's lawyers have been sanctioned or disbarred, a dozen are facing criminal prosecution, and three of those have pleaded guilty."
I've been hearing a lot of MAGAs trying to make the case that Trump lost his election cases in course only because of "standing," so let's address that.
First standing is not some technicality. It means, literally, that you can stand in front of a judge and make your case.
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@TheRickWilson
My kid listened to one of these when she was 9; after a couple minutes she deadpans, "So what's wrong with him?"
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@NYinLA2121
@mistergeezy
Guys like that scan the room before they pull that shit; no balls whatsoever.
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A narrative: Wherein Trump and Pence perish of Covid-19, paving the way for Nancy Pelosi to become the first woman president.
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Wow, they really overshot with that 10,000, huh?
NYPD Union Claimed NYC Vaccine Mandate Would Force '10,000' Officers Off the Streets. In Reality It's Just 34.
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Millions of Americans will believe an angry, gluttonous, obese, Adderall-addicted buffoon who gets no exercise, eats only garbage, and drinks a half gallon of Diet Coke everyday was assassinated by the "Deep State" when he kicks the bucket. 🤦♂️
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@titty_tornado
My mom kept a little weed in the freezer in a yogurt container; she labeled it with a piece of masking tape that said, "CHICKEN FAT".
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If he's not tweeting and he's not incapacitated, he's fucking something up. Like a dog by itself in the kitchen, someone should go see what he's doing.
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@hopeformaybe
It's irrational and because the Senate and EC are such bad ideas, these fools are determining policy for and hurting the majority--of which they are not a part.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Ricketts says, "I believe human life begins at conception." This is a religious belief; neither it nor he belong in our government.
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Most days I drive my daughter to school to get some quality time with her. Today I asked her to take the train so I could have a break and if she hadn't gotten a different ride she'd have been on the platform at 36th street when that train pulled in. I don't need any more breaks.
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Trump and Barr just got SLAMMED by the courts over petition to withdraw charges on Flynn. Everything from "pretextual reasons for dismissal", "gross prosecutorial abuse", and the president making "clear his view that Flynn should not be prosecuted or punished" in > 100 Tweets.
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@CyndiLeea
No. You get to pick how you spend your money. What he supports isn't just a difference of opinion: it's dangerous and cruel. It's fair for that choice to cost him business.
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@AshaRangappa_
She chose to claim the president had a marvelous grasp of details and the science when that was untrue and killing people.
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Florida man who hasn't shut up for seven fucking years pleads the 5th more than 440 times.
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@OfficialJonZal
@tonyposnanski
@JordanUhl
@secretdorkgirl
Nuked mine from space. Was the only way to be sure.
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Gotta hand it to Deutsche Bank--every time there's a bank mixed up in something gross, there they are.
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@TheTweetOfGod
“I remember him telling me how educated she was and what a good family she came from and then we all found out that even then, when he told me all that, how many years ago, was not true. We found out she’s not educated, they had lied about her background and her family..."
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@ddale8
Big, strong, men who had it. One had tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, I had it but I got better." He was crying, "My friend and I should be added to the denominator sir, so people can see the mortality rate is not so high." The denominator, that's the bottom of the fraction.
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@ArthurDelaneyHP
To which you no doubt followed up with, "Sir, 19 kids and 2 teachers are dead because they are no waiting periods for gun sales and the buyer was 18. So what is your position on those policies?" Right? You followed up of course.
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@srl
More a math guy but this is an amazing piece of prose -- first it suggests that expressing concern about contracting the virus may be propagating "false information", then continues to say, everything we said to here isn't necessarily our actual position.
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Didn't think I had this anymore. My mom worked on the original 1984 Ghostbusters production.
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If Harris is VP on a ticket, she can’t be AG which bums me out. But Adam Schiff could be and I’d feel pretty good about that.
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When did senior officials start lacing their speech with obsequious praise of the president? It's repellent and un-American.
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@RepEricBurlison
Fact: making something up and posting it on social media doesn't make it a fact. You tried.
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If
@Jim_Jordan
has to tell the truth under oath about what he did on January 6th he's toast.
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I voted today but now I'm worried there was something wrong with my ballot: neither Hillary nor Hunter Biden were on there. ?!
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@shilpasundranii
A powerful argument. Thank you for this valuable contribution to science and public discourse. Next up: "Why do human males have nipples?"
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JUST IN: Descendants of Benedict Arnold have sent a nice fruit basket and thank you note to Dr. John Eastman.
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@kkarenq
It should happen to him in every interview, congressional appearance, and when he goes to restaurants he should be given blank maps to fill in for his meal.
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Dan Bongino blocked me because I reminded him he pretended an empty chair was
@shannonrwatts
and debated it and lost.
Dan Bongino blocked me because I reminded him of his tweet to leave Twitter, never to return. Then he returned.
#snowflake
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@NoLieWithBTC
@Civiqs
Senate needs a recall rule for people who go rogue and start taking money. Six years is too long for that to go on.
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@JohnCornyn
Cornyn's closing pitch is to pit Americans...Americans...against each other. He has nothing else to offer.
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@bethanyshondark
330,000+ deaths. Delete your account and quietly contemplate the unimaginable grief.
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@GeoffRBennett
Not good enough; all equipment and services must be restored and he must be investigated for potential criminal misconduct.
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Let the record show when the shit really hit the fan, the GOP's solution was democratic socialism.
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@Lord_HelpUsNow
Comey thinks things over very carefully then does the wrong thing. Like Susan Collins.
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@CharlesMBlow
@dix_iechick
Repellent as it is, it's informative about human nature and the country we actually live in, not the one we hoped and thought we lived in.
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@taurusangel26
@Fedaykin1a
@TheFighterGlem
@KimLMathers
@tommyxtopher
@fred_guttenberg
@BenSasse
@realDonaldTrump
They pay attention to calls; doesn't feel like it but they do.
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@RonFilipkowski
@takemeaway771
Wyoming population 581,348
Brooklyn population: 2,577,000
There was no referendum; hardly anyone has spoken.
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@RepLizCheney
@January6thCmte
Please continue to clap back hard and fast on this nonsense; nicely done.
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@JudiciaryGOP
@Jim_Jordan
Knowingly wanting people with weapons to march on the Capitol during a joint session to certify the election
Asking the President for pre-emptive pardons
Refusing to show up for subpoenas
Throwing food
Taking the 5th hundreds of times
Witness tampering
YOU...GUYS...ROCK!
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@JDVance1
Here's your guy Scalia: "nothing in our opinion should be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill (e.g., you)...or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms."
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@LeaderMcConnell
You wanted guns everywhere, you got it. Kavanaugh can get one and take care of himself.
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@Melisandre6
@petestrzok
This one really gives me the willies...the Obama administration knew he was already into some bad stuff and sent up red flags. Why indeed...
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@mblazoned
@kylegriffin1
He's "excited" to be going to trial so he can expose the Deep State. I'm excited for him too.
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@SteveHatesTrvmp
@Janice_Resist
@bouchrocks1975
We do need more like her. We really do have a lot already. Good.
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@patriottakes
So they can't or won't understand the difference between being born with a skin color and making an unsound public health choice. Checks out, I guess.
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Pretty sure Megyn here got kicked out of New York City for being a bigoted clueless moron.
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Why do people ask Twitter if they're the "only one who feels this way"?
Am I the only one who wonders about this?
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When someone is president, he or she can't do impeachable things... ever. Not on day one, not on the last day in office, unless he or she is ready to be impeached.
Congress: DO YOUR JOB.
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Psaki repeatedly and forcefully calling the previous administration's immigration policies immoral and inhumane is absolutely aces.
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