@FreckledLiberty We haven’t figured out which one of Maxwell’s equations will help us predict this.

@GarbageHuman24 I’m sure his family feels the same

@planethunter56 Good thing aliens can’t sign up for Twitter or kindle. they’ll never know what we’re up to.

@lookner That’s quite an error

@disclosetv That’s too close to the Gulf of America

@kareem_carr He might believe the odds of getting kicked in the nuts 6 times in a row are only 1 in 64. Then kick him in the nuts 6 times.

@nypost They already have cheeseburger pizza

@ABC The whole procedure to measure eGFR is flawed, which is why they had to weigh their creatinine levels differently in the first place

@Grummz This happened like 15 years ago. Hope they fix it quicker this time.

@Handsome_yuppie @thelillygaddis It depends on whether or not it is advantageous to be ‘not white’

@DefiantLs people with terrible wives moved to the back of the deport list

@reddit_lies Maybe we need tech to examine DNA so we can determine the risk of a fetus developing certain diseases such as leftism.

@sarahcstock I guess we have to krazy glue them together now

@nypost Why do they give a shit?

@DefiantLs

@EndGameWW3 These LARPing clowns again

@nypost Sounds totally plausible

@zerosum24 I would go get a little Caesar’s pie if they didn’t suck so hard.

@nbcsnl Stefan sucks

@TheRedactedInc Big Balls