If I was in a room with Michael Keane & Ashley Young & had a gun with one bullet I’d shoot myself so I’d never have to watch either of them play for Everton again

@LeeFMc83 ☝🏻

“To hell with Liverpool & Rangers too”

RT @G_mble9: Me irl rn

RT @MrsRoyKeaneo: "More fuckin British cuisine. Always an unbearable watch" 😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪#Garron

@Chelsearory Congrats from Tiffany & Co

@xMaccaEFC Football terrorist

@Everton Keane for Tarkowski. Can’t do much worse.

RT @songsgohard: kanye west - runaway

You know if you go that WYLD sauna, do you have to film yourself jumping in?

RT @SCFCRetro: St James’ Park looked 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 back then 😅

Death, Taxes & Liverpool penalties

RT @AFC_Grey: If Raya didn’t play for Arsenal he’d be called world class. If Saliba didn’t play for Arsenal he’d be called world class.…

Up the fuckin’ Bramley Moore toffees

@TonyBellew The shite would get 5 penalties for that

James Garner, baller.

@Mathew_scfc Wtf is a story tale?

@ShaunPinner How did you go about booking this mate?

@Everton We interested in replacing them or we interested in seeing what the championship is like next season?

@ElBobble This isn’t what we’ve got notifications on for

@sophefc2023 Hopefully we’ve signed loads & they’re just on the team sheet on Sat