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that end of year reflection hits when you deep how much God has actually done for you. you’re literally living an answered prayer. Ik I am.
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but if they tell you to wash dishes at home you’ll rearrange your face like spoilt soup
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it wasn’t easy but it was always worth it. the school didn’t finish me I finished it! talk to me nice!
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today you’re Wendy Shay last time they asked you who is Wendy Shay you bore.
So u guys called us to come have a one on one lunch date with
@iamcardib
and she has been chewing khebab for 7 hours in her room without showing up
What do u guys take Ghana celebrities for ?! This can never happen in Nigeria
Wake up Ghana !
She is Cardi B and I am WENDY SHAY!
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“I don’t want to bother you.”
“I want you to bother me. I wake up everyday looking forward to being bothered by you.”
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yesterday you were daddy today you’re small boy. life dier it’s mix mix like salad.
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baby yaa owusu
day 2 of life
currently being managed as a case of neonatal jaundice
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I miss the talking stage when my bf was afraid of me smh now he thinks we are co-equals
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you’re insulting her looks but someone is crying over her. who is crying over you ? 💀
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some of you have followed men to places bc they promised you common food but you are here running mouth like you breathe wisdom.
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I can’t believe you men have to marry only one. look at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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calling anyone before 8 am in the morning is acc quite preposterous. why ? do I have your liver ?
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yea but we don’t talk anymore so
You ever eat something so good that you wanna go back and eat it again?
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me tomorrow at my beans spot:
My sister fainted at our Waakye spot some weeks ago so she doesn’t queue again.
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don’t really care about Twitter opinions on marriage. what works for my husband and I is what goes.
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this may have been one of the most exciting days of my life. love my girls 🥹🎉
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but ngl you people that do situationship are hard. I can’t. I’m a softie I’ll die.
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most of the boys in knust look like this
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im ghanaian of course my taps haven’t been flowing for 5 days now.
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lmao he’s cute. showing off his pjs like a kid. your national security minister has a life aside being a national security minister dear.
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I’m working 31st. if you come there with any common cold or heat rashes, I’ll admit you. you’ll do MRI and collect iv rocephin x7/7. no happy New Year for us all 🤌🏾
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lmao some of you pride yourself on being rude on this app. that’s your image but I hope it never catches up w you.
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have you ever been confused when someone takes their mask off ? like i dont know what I expecting but it wasn’t this ?
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the anxiety that comes with thinking about the future and what’s going to be like is crippling. it takes all the joy away.
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hmm I turned myself into wife material for you but you never sewed it
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imagine thinking someone is coming to a la meme concert bc of you ??? to see you do what exactly ??? odds kraa you can’t give anymore so wys ???
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2 doctors in one year in my house. what can’t God do ?? tell me what can’t He do ?
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as for the stethoscope, we will continue hanging it. come and remove it.
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everyday “whenever you reidy whenever you reidy” na today you no wan post ?
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so if Covid doesn’t go, some of you will never experience repu hallweek ? omdddssssss that’s so sad
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pls don’t send me a playlist you made for someone else and tell me you made it for me.
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asking why im not coming for afronation and detty rave like we are from the same family. do you know my father ?? 😂
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men will send 3/10 pictures and show up a solid 8 fiscal. can’t trust these men.
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me as a health worker watching people rejoice over holidays
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does it sometimes suddenly hit you don’t rlly have anyone to talk to about certain things ? and it’s just eating you up ?
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even noodles we add gari is it waakye you’re complaining about lmaoo
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a charger is a reasonable gift. esp an apple charger. those mfs cost o.
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lol it’s so funny when you clock someone is trying to sleep with you. I’m a Christian please we dont do that here.
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even students are buying 11pro max. you think it’s Nana Aba that cant buy. woy3 sound ?
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unless you’re sleeping with your lecturer
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just bc you think someone has a perfect body doesn’t mean they think same. you’re forcing someone to accept what they can’t see.
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some girls are rly using this “boys shouldn’t hit girls” narrative to act like animals.
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herh you used 750gh to do benefit of the doubt 😂😂
good Lord oh dear.
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lmao if all you can say is “i dont know why you’re happy cos you’re coming to suffer” bc I finished med school and I’m happy then don’t talk to me. you’re mad. have you been to med school ???? do you know med school ????
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lol I’m a sucker for handwritten notes 🤣
they’re so cute. I’ll keep them forever.
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“come if you want” from someone I rly wanna be with doesn’t even tickle me. yes I want. I’m already on my way.
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if you have 15gh to save daily for the next one year pls don’t spend it all on me. I’ll fight with you. I’ll just assume you don’t know how to manage money. you don’t have aim.
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induction over. eye clear. I can’t believe im not a student anymore. I have to be an actual adult and doctor at the same time ??!
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can’t begin to express how happy and free I feel right now! I know there’s more ahead but chale the school HARDDD!! I’m so happy!! at least now I’ll be suffering for salary 😂
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hospitals celebrating mental health awareness month is so funny cos have you seen the mental state of your doctors ?? dfkm
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started calling ppl dear cos it’s irritating and dear, now I can’t stop 💀💀
Do you ever start using some words and phrases as a joke and they just stick?
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I want to have a nice little Christmas dinner this year. dress up cute, smelling scrump-delicious, eat some nice food then eat someone’s son.
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one day we too will be posting “I have matched” right ?? right. vim. 🤝
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me too abrokyire 2022. wherever I land, I land. what can’t God do.
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the wedding looks just like the relationship. a complete mess 😭😭
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the guy wanted sex so you decide to keep his money and block him ??? ah Gigi paa next time don’t do that.
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I miss my parents calling me in school to ask how I’m doing. now I see a call from my mum all I hear is have you removed the tz soup ?
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cringe is not offensive ? lmaaaoooo I hear the most shit on this app chale
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lmfaaaaoooooo women and fancy words for cheating. journey, entanglement, experience, phase ,healing, until it’s a man using these words then you start dey act like you don lost your dictionary.
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doing laundry in this weather is so nice. they dry even before you hang them lmaooo.
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some parents will never hit you. but the kind of things they’ll say to you. you’ll wish you’d been beaten instead.
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praying for the asthma and reactive airway disease warriors this season. the weather is cruel.
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but seriously what can Afia Schwarzenegger add to your wedding that you’ll pay her $2k ?
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male doctors ? kai. if you wake up and your body is doing you die die, just drink poison. better than dating one of those. they’re like Kofis.
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your husband is hitting your child and the first thing you thought to do is record it ?? and share it ?? I now understand the child’s grades lmaaaaooo
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I’ve been skinny and fat before and tbh ngl it was tough being skinny. “are you sick ?” “why? did you get broken heart?” “are you an orphan?” “are you broke?” man if you don’t know sth don’t say it.
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if you’re going to study medicine bc of greys anatomy pls don’t. it’ll end in tears.
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youre talking about unstable electricity and no wifi but ghana is your holiday destination?😂
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next time i eat waakye im probably gnna cum. i miss it so much 😭😭😭😭😭
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a lot of red flags but my fav color red so what it do babyyyyyyyyyyy
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I’m really looking forward to Val’s day. not for myself but for the tl. here go make sweet ruff.
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