MaKhoza🍯
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I'm not easy to deal with but I do bring tons of value.I bring love & strength,but I’m not perfect & if I don't fit in with a person/group that’s okay with me.
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Normalize lying to people who ask too many personal questions.
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Some men actually don't cheat. It's not even about their women, it's just their principle.
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When I was a kid I don't remember people in their 30s being this playful 😭😭
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I pray nothing or no one ever breaks her confidence 😍 She is a vibe 😍😍
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I remember…Woke up one day and they were bathing me. Before I knew it, they gave me school uniform and lunch box. Since that day I never rested.
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A break from someone will either make you realize how much you truly miss/love them, or how much peace you have without them.
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Lil man said… these knees of mine are brand new let me show you what they do 😅
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The longer you go without something,
the more comfortable you become
with it's absence. That goes for people too.
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You'll never truly understand marriage,
divorce,child birth,death of a loved one,parenting until it actually happens to you. Theories & assumptions of situations in life are not realities.
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At first, it feels like your partner is Godsent, but as time goes on, you realise that God knows nothing about this person.
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Me and stealing someone’s lines during a prayer session. 🤦🏽♀️
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Apparently there are people out there who wash, dry, iron, fold, and put away their clothes - all in one day.
Yeah, I know. I’m confused too.
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Private people know how to post on social media regularly and still live a life you don't know anything about.
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My last relationship taught me that the more chances you give someone,the less they value you.They’re not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what,you won’t walk away.Never let someone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself first
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Be my friend at your own risk, sometimes I speak English the whole day.
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Communication tip:
Your tone and the way you say things matters.
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I don't know why WhatsApp will give you "Delete for everyone", option and still go ahead to gossip that you deleted it. I really don’t get it 😭
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Usathi “I wanna get my life together”.
Ivele ikunukele kabi ichicken 🤧
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You see that guy who is replying faster than your boyfriend? He is also replying slowly to his girlfriend. Stay where you are 😂
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Yaz emsebenzini uvele ube nomngani who's around the same age as your parents 😂ukuth kanjan angazi 🤞🏾
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When I get rich, One statement I don't want to hear is “Don’t let money control you”, Because when poverty was controlling me you were silent.
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“I was just checking up on you”
Unamanga, ushawa amaFlashbacks. Ufuna iOmnibus.
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Until you are married- You are single.
We just got engaged - Single
I live with my boyfriend - Still single
We have been together for 5 years - Super single
I call his mother and she also calls me - Very single
I stay at his place - Nonsense single
He posts my pictures on
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He was finna give her a lil beer to wash it down than realized like wait that's the damn baby and kept the convo going 😅
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He hit his dad like man stop moving you know I'm trying to see 😅
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After the groove that second location is never a good idea, just go home.
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My first breakup ngavusa ingane ka sisi ena3 months ngayichazela sonke istori, sakhala sobabili 😭💔
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One day you will forget to change your settings to “My contacts except..”
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At Work:
Whites: Has the Boss arrived?
Blacks: Ukhona uBabakho?
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Please never under estimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments.
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“Myeke chomi “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”
Ang'funi fish mina, ng’funa umunt’ wam.
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To people who never catch a break, who never experienced good years no matter how hard they try. May God remember you this year 🤍
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Ngimcele iR200 he gave me R350, uthulile manje ngale R200 bengimcele yona 😒
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We understand that your boyfriend is an Advocate, Teacher, Engineer, Auditor etc. but wena uyini?
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After the rain, an umbrella becomes a burden to everyone.
That’s how loyalty ends when benefits stop.
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Nawe 1 Day uzoPosta uthi “First day at work” Ungapheli amandla Mtasekhaya ❤️🙏🏾
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Couples in Malls
Whites: 👫
Blacks: 🚶🏾♂️ 🚶🏽♀️
“Uzongfica eSpar ngoba uyamodela”
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If you can't afford a traditional or white wedding, yenza lowe Afrikaans “Vat n Sit”.
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Nomatter how much money you have but never make your helper wash your underwear.
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“I want to grow old with you”
Uvele ubone ukuthi looh ufuna ukudla impesheni yami 👀
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Having access to people smarter than you is a blessing not a threat. Have a teachable spirit!
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At this age, you have to think long term. Focus on your career and goals.
Save money, find someone who you can hustle and pray with. We can no longer afford to waste time. Focus on things that matters in the long run, stability, loyalty and peace of mind.
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“While you are busy eating Streetwise 2, we are busy buying properties”
Guys ikhona iproperty ka R39? Why mekumele sidle kube ney’nkulumo kanti?
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Don’t call me babe or baby, I catch feelings fast. Call me comrade, buddy,
mate or something.
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ETAXINI
Everyone: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Bundle 👶🏽: Mama angithi ubaba uthe asifokofe 😭😭
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👨🏽: uze nobani?
👩🏽: my siblings
👨🏽: ujola naye?
👩🏽: uban?
👨🏽: masibilisi
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Lempumelelo oy’cabanga njalo before ulala sengath ingafezeka 🫶🏾❤️
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Whatsapp should remove Blue ticks and put something like “ignored” to increase a little bit more pain.
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If it changed from “Goodnight babe” to
“sorry I dozed off” sekunjalo mntase.
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Tell him you no longer coming bese uza late, uzobona kuthi yini umjolo 😭
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“Nguwe intombi yokuqala engiza nayo
lay’khaya” ubone umakhelwane ewa newashing 😂🚮
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I think the worst part of the relationship is when they find someone better, and they start making excuses to break up with you and you start apologising for everything thinking it’s your fault 💔
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I can’t date you because you dated my friend.
Shame niyabonakala ukuth nikhule ningabukeli iBold and the Beautiful.
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I love people who are highly aware of their worth yet highly humble and never look down on anyone.
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“I think I'm falling for you” asphuzeni amanzi amaningi bafethu singawelani.
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That ‘Mkami’ from your boyfriend 🥺♥️noma wazi kudlalwa ngawe uyakhohlwa mbijana ☺️☺️
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Athi “I’ll take you places, you’ve never been before”
Kanti usho eLabour ward 😭
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I tried lento yokukhala with my back against the wall then slide down....sangenzani ispikiri emqolo. 😭
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“I’ve got the best boyfriend ever”
Uyabona wuwe ombizela ama customer
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“Umuntu noma aselCU aninandaba”
Kusho mina ngingena ekhaya January 😭
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Uyakhumbula screenshota iCall duration yakhe?
Uphi manje u1 hour 50 minutes?
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Hard pill to swallow... sometimes the
person you want, does not deserve you.
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Bantu be forex kubuhlungu yini kuba rich wedwa? naloku nisi DM’a 🙄
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