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@jaynabalzer

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filipino, aggressively homosexual, cheryl blossom stan, they/he/jayn

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@jaynabalzer
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butches,,,, appreciate me today #butchappreciationday
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@jaynabalzer
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sorry i can’t:/ my mom said you’re cancelled
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@jaynabalzer
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@_cyyndaquil one time i got out my moms moving car so she would stop talking
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@jaynabalzer
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tw mommy issues i don’t hate my mom but i HATE the way she makes me feel
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@jaynabalzer
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pov: you’re a canvas message and we thought you were the c*stl*st
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@jaynabalzer
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IM SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY IS NOT A FUCKING APOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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@SheaCoulee i have never seen anything more false every cancer ik takes at least 3-4 business days to text back
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@jaynabalzer
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lesbian day tell me i’m pretty
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@jaynabalzer
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@teasslut boooooo i hate that for you im sorry oomfie
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@jaynabalzer
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prince edward horny mormon in enchanted, boy meeting a girl just meeting on first day of giselle for the classes at byu very first time 🤝 “we shall be married in the morning!!”
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@jaynabalzer
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merry christmas you can keep referring to me w she/her if you like really need to or whatever but let’s just say the less you do, the better;)
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@jaynabalzer
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@lesbiandr3am this is how i feel about the all stranger things kids too!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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@zhurris idk where this discourse is coming from but as a masc4masc id argue im probably faggier than most
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@jaynabalzer
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guys i think i have a crush on the barista at sugarhouse coffee?
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@jaynabalzer
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@jaynabalzer
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the mtp might not have a lot but what we have plenty of is the audacity
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@jaynabalzer
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not me succumbing to the trend
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@jaynabalzer
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grateful to wear a mask in public at all times so no one can tell when my jaw drops at the sight of pretty people
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@jaynabalzer
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we all owe lindsay lohan an apology
@treytylor
𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫
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This Lindsay Lohan interview on David Letterman in 2013 is horrifying to watch now.
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@jaynabalzer
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@aasian i’ve never seen this take before? it’s always been my understanding that filipinos who identify as pi stems from the us census bureau categorized immigrating filipinos after the annexation of the phillipines. most filipinos ik are genuinely confused as to which to identity as
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@jaynabalzer
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skipping the bad man’s class to brunch w the theys🤗🤗🤗
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@jaynabalzer
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when your professor yells at you after asking him to correct your pronouns
@fynnwhite
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When he respects my pronouns but not Jayna’s 😍
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@jaynabalzer
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mmmmjustbookedmyfirstshowinthreeyearsandtheyarePAYINGme
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@jaynabalzer
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tonight we told some c*ps that if they quit their jobs, i’d suck their dick right then and there. didn’t work:/
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@jaynabalzer
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took some snap filter selfies hope you like fem jayn
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@jaynabalzer
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it is SICKENING that no one has locked me down yet
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@jaynabalzer
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started a new summer course today and i was the only one that shared their pronouns which was scary but i did it so can i get a W in the replies pls
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@jaynabalzer
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“headshot was okay but something a little more adventurous would’ve been fun. maybe something outdoors”
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@jaynabalzer
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d*ve: so most of you are failing dem lab!! entire mtp: *cheers and applause*
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@jaynabalzer
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putting bruno mars entire discography in my book because we have the same vocal range
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@jaynabalzer
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y’all my mom is fucking cute
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@jaynabalzer
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hi sharing this here because my professors don’t use this platform and my classmates do so: anyone else feel like the silence from our teachers is very loud? like what’s up w that? is there a reason they shouldn’t be allowed to share their support for blm? lmk actually confused😐
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@jaynabalzer
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can i be ur man
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@jaynabalzer
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also is ANYONE okay??? is EVERYONE goin through it like super hard rn? idk you guys it’s been weird
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@jaynabalzer
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2 years ago i quit d0lc3tt1 because of the horrible working conditions throughout the beginning of the pandemic and you should all stop going there because mark is fucked up
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@jaynabalzer
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cute girl sat next to me in class today
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@jaynabalzer
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rip to my bisexuality, you’re a dyke now babe
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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use this as an excuse to post how you looked in 2020 vs 2024😭
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@jaynabalzer
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my gender today is wanting to be pressed flat like i’m a flower between two really thick books
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@jaynabalzer
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jayna balzer? more like jayna BALLER am i right you guys
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@jaynabalzer
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self timer photo shoot
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@jaynabalzer
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i am very hot and if you disagree you’re actually fucking stupid and i’m sad for you
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@jaynabalzer
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ummmm just asked a girl on a date and she said yes updates to come
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@jaynabalzer
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everyone say thank you to fynn
@fynnwhite
Ayda Aguefort Stan Account
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Forgot about portrait mode,,,
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@jaynabalzer
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if a customer service worker is “rude” to you, 9 times out of 10 i can promise you it was your fault
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@jaynabalzer
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mmmm i didn’t wanna stir any trouble buuuut apparently i’m in a mood where i can’t keep my mouth shut but the protest today was lacking a LOT of familiar faces. that’s all:)
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@jaynabalzer
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i’m so pretty i shouldnt be allowed to be sad
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@jaynabalzer
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god i can’t wait for live performances again so i can give all my friends the standing ovations they deserve!!!!!!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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anyway here’s my stupid little gay outfit today
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@jaynabalzer
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how old were you when you found out that the cast of mamma mia was drunk everyday of filming and how did it change your life
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@jaynabalzer
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also teeny tiny lil baby reminder that my pronouns are THEY and JAYN thanks ily
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@jaynabalzer
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me and all my friends are so hot and sexy and talented i love you my babies
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@jaynabalzer
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hey besties just wanted to say that calling me jayna is totally fine like its literally my name hahahaha
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@jaynabalzer
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people used to make fun of me for how much i talked about being filipino or filipino culture and i have since realized that’s absolute garbage so i will unapologetically be spam tweeting about filipinos at least once a day for the rest of your lives
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@jaynabalzer
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i submitted for this pls manifest for me i just want to get paid to sing🥺
@MrErikJackson
@𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚓𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗.bsky.social
3 years
📢📢📢 Hey musical theater twitter: On the hunt for amazing nonbinary/gender non-conforming singer-actors in their teens/20s to record demos for a new musical. (Not a freebie, there's $.) 👉 Can you recommend anyone? DMs are open. Pls spread the word? & thank you!! 🙏😘
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@jaynabalzer
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crying in dem lab yesterday and someone said “jayna remember that you hate it here”
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@jaynabalzer
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4 years
GUYS I CAN PLAY JOLENE ON THE GUITAR
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@jaynabalzer
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just finished i’m glad my mom died. could not recommend this book more. i wish i could tell jennette how much i appreciate her for writing this book and how grateful i am to her for being so vulnerable and open w us in writing this book. thank you jennette mccurdy.
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@jaynabalzer
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hmmmm i wasn’t gonna say anything,, but i fuck it i’m gonna say so anyway and that’s that every single bipoc mtp deserves an apology after what happened yesterday:) happy saturday !!
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@jaynabalzer
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3 filipinos on a road trip
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@jaynabalzer
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when there’s finally a bipoc professor in the mtp!!!!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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the news that an officer w @UofUPolice on Lauren McCluskey’s case bragging about being in possession of her photos is completely unacceptable and horrifying. almost TWO YEARS after her murder and we are still hearing more and more ways that she was failed by these people.
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@jaynabalzer
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I AM A WOMAN NOT “YOUNG MISS” LITERALLY FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF I WILL RIP YOUR SAGGY BALLS OFF YOUR BODY W MY BARE HANDS I HATE MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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pronouns are they/jayn🤩
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@jaynabalzer
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the two genders: women in stem and boys in skirts
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@jaynabalzer
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(bi)tch
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@jaynabalzer
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watching this interview w jennette mccurdy and she just described the dichotomy of having severe anorexia while playing a character who is obsessed w food as “comedy gold” and i cannot emphasize enough how much respect i have for this woman
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@jaynabalzer
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just letting y'all know that i'm the president of the chessie hsieh stan club!!!!!!!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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UPDATE I BOUGHT A CAR
@jaynabalzer
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TRYNA BUY A CAR TODAY‼️ PLS HELP ME AND MANIFEST THAT SHIT‼️‼️
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@jaynabalzer
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hair cut reveal btw
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@jaynabalzer
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got gayer
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@jaynabalzer
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***** and **** stop casting white people as bipoc characters 2022...
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@jaynabalzer
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can’t stop thinking about how badly i don’t ever want to go back to *****’s class literally ever again like how can he possible expect me to just come back like there’s nothing wrong
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@jaynabalzer
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sweeney todd but mrs lovett is a puppet (actually think about it)
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@jaynabalzer
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SIA IS AN ABLEIST GARBAGE PERSON DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE
@autisticats
The Autisticats - #StopTheShock
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I’m watching Sia’s movie, in order to write a detailed & chronological review (so that nobody else watches it out of curiosity). But for now, I just want the public to see a few things that speak for themselves, starting with this image:
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@jaynabalzer
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sequel of don’t worry darling called babe im actually super worried rn
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@jaynabalzer
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“we really like your vibe”
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@jaynabalzer
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i hate musical theatre but i do have to play the witch in into the woods one day sorry i don’t make the rules
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@jaynabalzer
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baby just got their first vax dose let’s go hotties
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@jaynabalzer
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everything in the past week has felt like a fever dream
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@jaynabalzer
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happy wednesday from ur favorite twinks
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@jaynabalzer
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there’s this trend on tiktok of people drawing their nudes and this is my contribution!!!!
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@jaynabalzer
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my mom goes “aw so we’re both spending thanksgiving alone this year? eh that’s okay it’s a colonizer holiday anyway”
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@jaynabalzer
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living my absolute best life in seattle. all i do is smoke w my little friends, drink my little coffees and drive around in my little car by myself do not fucking text
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@jaynabalzer
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it’s beyond over for you bitches when mtp22 is fully vaccinated
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@jaynabalzer
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cannot stress how badly i wish there was a high speed rail system
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@jaynabalzer
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starting a thread of some of my favorite responses to the question “would you like to leave a tip w us today?”
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r u literally fucking me rn???????? HELLO???
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@jaynabalzer
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evan and i, in tears, going in for a hug and this bitch goes “watch out for my CRUNCHWRAP”😭❤️
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@jaynabalzer
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i think this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen? and yes i am upset about it
@danbanbam
Dannie Dearest
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Asking BYU students what their favorite swear word is...
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@jaynabalzer
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wait the mole rat show is so much fun when there’s actually kids here it’s so cute they’re all so excited
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@jaynabalzer
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good morning to mtps and mtps only
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@jaynabalzer
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re: the white supremacist that shot up a rally in olympia yesterday just the fact that dude went to rhs only further proves that place is a cesspool that breeds racism and anti blackness and i’m ashamed to have gotten my eduction there
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@jaynabalzer
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a message to the class of 2020
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@jaynabalzer
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ik she’s not on twitter but chessie hsieh step on me challenge
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@jaynabalzer
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haha rawr XD
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@jaynabalzer
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just got out of wss and yeah it was incredible but the most important part is that i sang maria better than easel yogurt
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@jaynabalzer
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literally shut up
@nypost
New York Post
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White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health: study
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@jaynabalzer
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just found out my high school is putting on the spongebob musical this year lmao
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@jaynabalzer
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you GUYS MY LAST DAY AT *unspecified local gelato shop* IS ON SATURDAY ILL FINALLY BE FREE
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rawdogging dem lab today (forgot my water bottle)
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