nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Corn Elder. - So what your kid has ringworm. - Miami Seaquarium! Touchdown!

RT @MrBusby4o8:

@roybelly @jaketapper Salute Gametime and promo code DAN.

Ricky Williams and his star chart said this would happen. #uranus

The way sex offenders gravite to this man.

@andrewstreeter_ Until next season.

RT @k_esperanza_g: PALESTINIANS DESERVE TO BE FREE! love this person’s bravery

RT @BaileyCarlin: An “a minor” necklace is crazy 😭😭😭

RT @nfr_podcast: KENDRICK LAMAR NOT LIKE US 🚨LIVE AT THE #SUPERBOWL🚨

RT @PopBase: Serena Williams on stage at the #SuperBowl  halftime show.

Kendrick to the lawyers:

@Jyolteon @Chiefs I can’t believe you Wentz there.

@TheWapplehouse Nothing proves natural selection like Philly fans being able to climb greased lamp posts.

@TheWapplehouse I’ve been rooting for an Orlovsky 🤞🏽

@lucy_rohden

These subpar commercials are indicators of late stage capitalism.

Fox should have created one of these notifications for Kendrick’s halftime performance.

Pete Davidson is dating Kevin Costner 💞

@alydawson14 I would expect that from CBS but not from Fox.

RT @Simpsons_tweets: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. #SuperBowl