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i have more restraint than I get credit for. Not the porn star. writer.

New Jersey, USA
Joined July 2008
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Jay Lassiter
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10 months
I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home. It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe?
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@michaelcmuller @PicALilli206 Yummm
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I ate them.
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Bought husbae a box of fancy macarons for Valentine’s Day and I dropped the box and the macarons (mostly) all broke on the floor so I guess I’m gonna eat them all and buy another box.
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RT @jay_lass: I don’t usually give a shit about football but… Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅
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15 hours
Maybe he was meant to be yours?
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Assemblywoman Andrea Katz
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I met Burlington County Animal Shelter‘s longest resident, Blockhead, today! They have an open house until 4pm if you’re looking for your next furever friend 🐾
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RT @NewJerseyOAG: Do you like being saddled with medical debt? Or what about paying credit card junk fees? If so, good news! Killing the…
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@WestEssexNOW Thank you for the nicest message I’ve ever gotten on Twitter! Truly!
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@nosenkoscott Oh no!!
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@iamjessnellaa 💙💙💙
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@almalsara 💙
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I don’t usually give a shit about football but… Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅
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@haloinrevrse I’m sure that must be extraordinarily painful. I’m really sorry you’re dealing with this.
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@haloinrevrse Exhaustion and a will to live
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@dukesf04 @brodstanaccount Yeah I definitely am
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@RustinCenter @ItGetsBetter Amen!!!💪💪
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@Elon_Revival @HaraId_Juhnke Gerade richtig x💯
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Dumbstruck 🫣
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Azealia Banks
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Kanye is deprived of fingers in the booty because when Amber Rose was tingling that prostate we got 808’s, watch the throne and beautiful dark twisted fantasy….. Bianca is not doing her job
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@AlyssaMesi @phillyhype215 I just read your tweet in the voice of Carrie from sex in the city and it makes it even better Hahahha
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But wait. It gets worse 😳
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