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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 month
ten toes in when we’re standin’ on business I’m a big stepper, underground methods.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
tammanah ivde dance kalich marikkua and rajni appears for 5 seconds just to wear his shades only for the comments to go like this 🤣🤣🤣
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
kaviyoor ponnamma twitter upayogich thudangiyo
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margot robbie unnie
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@jawshoeaaah
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1 year
hemme 😥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
I’m halfway there 🔥🔥🔥 (mudi kozhichil)
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11 months
To be as attractive as fafa from iyyobinte pusthakam 🥹
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
just got out watching godfather (malayalam, the real og) from a crowded and crammed theatre. BEST theatrical experience of my life. don’t think I’ll experience one like this again. thank you keraleeyam. you a real one.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 months
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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@notvishkyoo
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2 months
ith oru prashyam recreateytha mathi
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
8 months
this goes so fucking hard
@shuvam360
Shuvam 🍰
8 months
Due to inflation, Lightning McQueen is now a Suzuki Swift in Indiranagar 🏎️
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
not even a week with the new bike and I already got fined 😍
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
threats of ban and boycott ennukond udheshikunne mun mukhyamanthri antharichappol “chathu” enn multiple times parayunne aanekil comedy thanne. no matter what your political ideology is, if it comes at the expense of your morals and ethics, you have failed.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
went to pvr box office to book tickets for animal only for the lady at the front to ask “animal a rated aanu. 18+ aayo?”. ingane ooki vidaanaano karthaave njan no shave november ennu paranj oru maasam thaadi valarthiye?
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
chef also included? 😍 nice 😈
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@jawshoeaaah
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2 years
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@crocodilecamera
Ramsi
2 years
This is the worst interaction I’ve had on this app so far.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
not your fault team India. just an unlucky stadium. #INDvsAUS #CWC23Final
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
9 months
a guy walking in front of me turned around when I sneezed and asked “thummal aanallo, njan reason parayatte?” and I was like uhh okay and he said “allergy alle? enik ariyaam cause njan oru mentalist aanu” and then he walked away as if he accomplished something 😭
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
had a morning delivery from amazon and went to collect it half asleep and half drunk. delivery boy was smiling seeing me wear argentina’s jersey. he asked me if I watched the match and I said yes.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
abroad and indiayil ninnulla chocolates’il kitkat’inte athrem night and day difference ulla chocolates undo?
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@jawshoeaaah
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2 years
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@jawshoeaaah
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1 year
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
if I tweet something deranged in the following weeks please excuse (and understand) as I have just got out from the theatre after watching animal. guess it’s safe to assume that the brain damage will take some time to subside and heal. thanks in advance ❤️
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@jawshoeaaah
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2 years
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
5 months
tvm appis 🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
had this interesting convo with a friend yesterday bout sad a10’s downfall and how people use him. and for a major chunk I too thought this was due to his stubbornness working with established directors and crew only. he replied that not even a10 gives a fuck bout these pathetic
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
padam kanda samayath I thought she got pregnant because they exchanged rings 🤓
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
thank you ajio 😍🙏🏻
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 month
bsnl 4g finally started functiong here!
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
9 months
how I’ll pull up for my next fade 😎
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
it’s been fucking 24 hours since I’ve been hicupping myru.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
നൂറ് പേർക്കു സദ്യ വിളമ്പുകയും അവസാനം സദ്യ കഴിക്കുകയും ചെയ്ത ശേഷം എന്റെ പുതുപുത്തൻ വെള്ള ഷർട്ടിൽ ഒരു കറ പോലും ആകാത്തതുകൊണ്ട് സന്തോഷത്തോടും ചെറിയ അഹങ്കാരത്തോടും കൈ കഴുകാൻ പോയപ്പോൾ ഏതോ നായിന്റെ മോൻ വന്നു അടപ്രഥമൻ ഷർട്ടിൽ തട്ടിയിട്ടു പോയി. തൃപ്തി ആയി.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
when I shot back the same question at him, he said he’s a huge argentina fan but “njan kaanunna ella matchesum ente team pottiyitte ullu. teaminu vendi enthenkilum cheyyande”. chirikkano atho karayno enn arinjilla avante mukham kandittu. one face I won’t forget very easily.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
old account got permanently banned cause I didn’t follow guidelines 😈😈 #RuleBreaker #IBreakRules #NotARebelWithoutACause
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
kok’ile oro mass sceneilum njanum baaki malayalikalum chirichu marikkumbol ee northiekal ellam kayyadikkunnu. ini namukk vallo thakaraar pattiyathaano atho ivdethe audience’nu ithrem mathiyo?
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
7 months
friend called saying she met an ex of mine with her current bf at a cafe. felt nothing during that call. happy I’m truly unbothered now. funniest part being, I was outside that exact same cafe at that exact time and none of us saw each other.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 month
PEAK 🔥
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2 years
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
ringmaster (2014) ❤️
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pavithran.
2 years
we are either friends or you don't know this movie
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 months
@annakarinabf lmk if you’re interested
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
2022 was a great year ngl. got laid with a married woman and befriended her dog. also helped two companies cut down costs drastically.
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2 years
2022 has been the worst year of my fucking life. my wife cheated on me, I got laid off two times and I dont think my dog likes me anymore
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
this person clearly hasn’t seen a10’s alone fdfs in ariesplex cinemas and it shows.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
today I learnt that my habit of cracking jokes to cope when everything is fucking crashing down is a trait I inherited from my mother
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
8 months
this in 2013 facebook
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@notvishkyoo
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8 months
hi hello does anyone know of any internships someone pursuing cyber forensics can do
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
jasmine tourist rooms, kothamangalam 🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
registration series is at KL 01 DA now. I’m already jealous of the person who’s gonna get number 5 for the next series.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
already do 😎
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
we pointlessly defend the stars simply for their old beautiful performances. just let everything go at it’s own flow. no need to blame his friends circle. poor boy can’t make decisions of his own 😓😂
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1 year
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
2012 facebook cover photo 🔥🔥🔥🔥 if don has a million fans, I am one of them. if don has only one fan, I am that fan. if don has zero fans, then I’m no more. 🗣️‼️
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@devvigilante
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1 year
Don is way better character than pathaan in every aspect idc what people's say
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@jawshoeaaah
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1 year
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
maa tujhe salaam 😍🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
delhi metros are super depressing. everyone is dead inside. the lighting doesn’t help either. stark contrast to kochi metro somehow. learnt to appreciate kochi metro even more.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
life was good when we used to cycle between mtunes, 9x and b4u
@sick_chap
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Quote your fav hindi songs....
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
movies. apparently vyshakh and udaykrishna came up with everything from the title to the damn scipt in barely a week, from scratch. after nearly a 40cr loss thanks to priyadarshan’s magic, marakkar, they’re purposely doing all these shitty half cooked bullshit just to recover
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
just remembered when cousins asked me if I watched the whale and I coolly said “ay shane nigathinte padam kandilla” (veyil)
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
avatar trailer is fucking breathtaking 🥹❤️
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
got out to eat with friends at 10pm yesterday. was ready to go home and crash at 2am as I got tired. now at 4.30am I am 100kms away at kanyakumari 💀
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
hey hey the movie is CiA pRoPaGaNdA bro 😡😡☝🏻☝🏻‼️‼️💯💯
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
btw that friend is the director vyshak’s nephew which is why he said this confidently. even the director and family have zero hopes bout this movie 🤣
@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
had this interesting convo with a friend yesterday bout sad a10’s downfall and how people use him. and for a major chunk I too thought this was due to his stubbornness working with established directors and crew only. he replied that not even a10 gives a fuck bout these pathetic
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
travelling 10 hours one way just to catch the last bond movie on the first day when all of kerala’s theatres were shut down due to lockdown will be truly be an unforgettable movie experience
@bapieli
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hmmmmm over 10 hours of travel to and fro to watch a 3 hour movie veno vende
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@jawshoeaaah
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9 months
most sane kochi individual 🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
amazon combo suggestions 😍💯
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY @losttintransitt 😘❤️
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS HAPPY FOR AN OTT RELEASE. not catching this movie in theatres was legit a big regret for me, unironically. devastated when I knew this was just a theatre release and they had no plans of releasing this on DVDs, OTT or satellite rights and then BOOM 😭😭🔥🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
8 months
hard to digest that k g markose sang this
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
holy fuck how did anyone in their sane minds give the green flag to this absolute dogshit of a movie?
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
3 months
two days in chennai and I already understand @adithevelli
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
I don’t even use spotify but damn, I would do it to this 🔥
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@kickfliptomboys
fIootz
1 year
The spotify auto generated sex playlist is insanity i wouldn't even dryhump my pillow to it
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
I have a serious drinking problem (passion fruit squash)
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
masterchef thirontharam #foodporn #iloveifb
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
anyways these two guys very well know that no matter how much bullshit they throw on our face, one smash hit like empuraan (hopefully 🤞🏻) is more than enough for the common audience to forget his below mediocre content and praise him again, citing it even as a comeback.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
@megagagagagagag ithupoloru chullane kittanamenkil thapas irikkanam 🗣️‼️
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
this goes hard with beast BGM 😈🔥
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2 years
it is disgusting to call the musical score for a film "BGM"
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
duality of twitter
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
saw this damn fine tattoo of a cross in roses. the atheist in me wants to get that tatted on me. holy.
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shylock
2 years
me after watching happy husbands (2010)
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2 years
such a beautiful writing, the visuals and the parallels and the way they rounded up everything ❤️
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
I skip or change channels when such dirty stuff is shown 🤢🤮
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Taste of Cinema
2 years
What is the best kissing scene you've ever seen in a movie?
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
scene which made me love the movie ❤️❤️💯💯
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shylock
2 years
കാക്കനാട് സുമേഷ്
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
9 months
listening to jai ho this republic day brings back memories. tv’il ithinte code kanditt landline caller tune aaki. thanthapadi adutha maasam bsnl bill kanditt vazhakk paranju 🔥🔥🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
11 months
man if only oneplus made neckbands with good build quality . my second one broke after just over a year. been using oneplus earbuds for some weeks now and man the only plus point of this over neckbands is looks, which is again subjective. they suck in every other aspect.
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2 years
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
1744 white alto is definitely one of the movies ever 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
losses, be it ott or theatrical releases. his producer instructs and he promptly does so. (perumbavoor is a seperate entity as a whole and ashirvad cinemas is totally managed by him and they treat mohanlal like every other actor even paying him remuneration)
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
it’s high time we realise that cinema is now not just the passionate art that crew and us audience cherished alike but what was now a subpoint, now the highlight, business at its core. and they take us all along for a ride and like fools
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9 months
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
aadhyathe kali nammal thottappo nadodikkaatile clip itta kentablaye njan ippol vallathe orkunnu 🤣
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
when an appachan started singing randomly and everyone followed suit
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
2 years
same theatre. same screen. same show. how they fuck can they make avatar a cash cow like this? everyone from distributors to theatre owners fighting for a piece of this cake but enth exorbitant rates?? can’t even justify it by saying imax 70mm or imax digital. fucking robbery.
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2 years
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@jawshoeaaah
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9 months
prapti elizabeth would murder this cat
@Catsillyness
smol silly cat
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i take fench fy
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@jawshoeaaah
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2 years
so many muslim ladkis today with bpd (beautiful princess disorder) 🗣️‼️
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8 months
bramayugam (2024)
@insultsrare
rare insults
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😂
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
7 months
wow. the balls to praise vineeth sreenivasan on twitter dot com.
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ken
7 months
varshangalk shesham trailer so good 😭😭😭 goosebumps okke
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
finally a worthy opponent for “lokesh enna panna poren” 😍😍🔥🔥 #LCUConfirmed
@ManobalaV
Manobala Vijayabalan
1 year
In #Yash 's #KGFChapter2 climax Rocky Bhai gets attacked at 5:12 AM and submerged in the sea. Now #Prabhas ' #SalaarTeaser is planned to release at the same time on July 6th.. Looks like a master plan from #PrashanthNeel to create a BRILLIANT connection between #KGF2 and #Salaar .
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1 year
it’s not hard to treat a deceased individual with fucking basic decency. huge power to vinayakan for saying out loud stageil “nammal parayanum pulayanum aanu” hinting at other caste issues and his work ethics but that doesn’t give you a pass to act like an asshole.
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
man I was so hyped after watching the first teaser. ippo hype nallonam kuranju 🥲
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shylock
2 years
yeah
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@jawshoeaaah
shylock
1 year
gut feeling has been telling me all this while not to book first day for jailer rajni fan aayittu polum. correct aayittu naale avadhi kitti. book cheythu. nelsaaa, vishwasam theere illathonda, oombikkaruthe 😢🙏🏻
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shylock
8 months
sunny - boney m. cd varum munne casette’il car’il pappa play cheyyumaarnu. classic malayali. clock unreal minutes on their tracks ippozhum.
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@Phunsukwangduji
Phunsuk Wangdu
8 months
Do you remember the first English song you had listened to??? 👀
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