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daughter of the chesapeake | the heathen they let outside | views are my own | she/her

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@jassymac23
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8 months
very unserious 😂
@jassymac23
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8 months
i just found this girl on tik tok whose job said she cant have pink hair so her solution has been to wear terrible wigs in natural hair colors. that’s my kind of petty! 😂
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whenever i see a cat with a baby they have a certain look. yalls cats think youre unfit parents 😂
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cats with jobs 🛠
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2 years
might be my favorite style of tik tok rn.
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2 months
saw this during my walk today. very cool.
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3 years
because vaccinated people can still carry and contract COVID
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2 years
this is so traumatizing. how do we expect our babies to have a healthy relationship with their hair and turn around and do stuff like this?
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CHILE… she couldnt book me again🫣
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my god 😩
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@jassymac23
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4 years
@Krys_King ......where do we even start?
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@jassymac23
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5 months
Reminder that IL MAKIAGE is an Israeli owned company. There’s a reason we’ve seen an uptick in ads.
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8 months
i just found this girl on tik tok whose job said she cant have pink hair so her solution has been to wear terrible wigs in natural hair colors. that’s my kind of petty! 😂
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@jassymac23
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10 months
@OkSoMik time isnt real 😭 in my mind this came out 6 months ago
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@jassymac23
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4 months
@OkSoMik it feels like drunk is doing the heavy lifting and theyre tryna use that as the explanation for his actions
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@jassymac23
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4 years
@Krys_King And then running it under water and calling it “clean” 😭😭
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@jassymac23
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2 years
they named that baby Gloria in 1999. She was destined to be successful with that sturdy ass name.
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@jassymac23
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2 years
@Starr_888 and even if for a moment o considered sending it back, the moment you posted my number and opened me up for harassment you REALLY weren’t getting anything back
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@jassymac23
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5 months
@BloggedByRain “only one of our boyfriends has a ring” would have nicely ended this 😂
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10 months
@OkSoMik omg i didnt know that 😭 she really is incredible and maybe this is cathartic for her. i would have loved some type of experience like this after mine passed.
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2 years
the “living outside your means” conversations dont mean anything anymore when everyone’s basic expenses are doubling and the compensation isn’t increasing to match
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1 year
@thisiskashmir literally unkempt! you can wear mens clothes that fit better than whatever she got going to on 😂
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9 months
@AmandaDannielle when he’s a whole rapist! which makes her what….😬 but yayy spin the block Black love!
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@jassymac23
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3 years
@Brieyonce Cause she already applying pressure!!
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3 months
@_GodHerself they want creole to be a race so bad and it’s not 😭 that is a white woman who is ethnically creole (if that’s even the proper verbiage for it) and that’s okay!
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@jassymac23
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2 years
and she was blow drying her hair rough as shit. i’d cry too
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1 year
KNORR?!?! Cardi needs to be studied. She’s positioned herself so well to reach beyond the music industry and i love that for her.
@updatesofcardi
Cardi B | Updates
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Cardi B looks stunning for Knorr. 😍
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2 years
@finegodmother correct! as soon as the video started i knew she was on a caffeine high 😂 like she is visibly wired
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9 months
@NAO_SEYCH her book reactions be killing me 😂😂
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3 months
@YanniTsunami then they have the nerve to also sell pork rinds. like wth??
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5 months
IL MAKIAGE is an Israeli owned company. DO NOT BUY THIS.
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2 years
Trauma: a distressing or disturbing experience if something happens to you and it causes discomfort, you are going to always associate that event with discomfort. why wouldnt that be the case with children who consistently react negatively when getting their hair done?
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@jassymac23
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4 years
I proudly hail from the land of Go-Go music. Maryland to be exact. Yall need to cut that bottom half of Virgina off, they different down there.
@IAmDawnM
Lady Dawn M
4 years
I'm from farms. How bout you?
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2 years
yall be really weird when it comes to chloe bailey and i dont like that. just unnecessarily mean. who cares if you feel like the way she presents herself is “forced”. people are piling on her with this stitch video as if baby tate didnt do it first. it’s very annoying.
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5 months
@Bruce_Cares “free range children” has me giggling 😂 even if you go early in the morning there’s still some random ass kids running around. very overwhelming.
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5 years
@neauxna “what yall know bout dis” : a historical exploration of Black music and the significance of sampling
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1 year
@thegates0fmel the way that news came and went was scary to me. people barely batted an eye.
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@jassymac23
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3 years
Have y’all actually worked in offices? Being present somewhere for 40 hours doesnt mean you’re actually working for all 40 of those hours
I’m sorry, but how does anyone think they accomplish any real productivity at their job/company/workplace only doing 20 hrs of work a week? 🤔
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1 year
@_GodHerself and the work is good!!! love that for her and them
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1 year
@Ociera__ 4 generations of fine!!! they’re all so beautiful 🥹💖
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3 years
lemme save yall the clicks. she works for a finance MLM company
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5 years
@Chaantellie Is this the lady from LHHATL with 5 kids and custody of none of them? Wouldn’t be taking advice from her
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@jassymac23
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6 years
Well worth the money and the wait! Thanks again @urbandoII ! #urbandollbundles #sheisntascammer #leaveisabellealone ❤️❤️
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3 months
not counting audiobooks as reading is ableist as hell. grand opening. grand closing.
@peafromthed
Detroit Shock Water Girl
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book worms… do yall count audiobooks as reading???
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5 years
“Are you losing weight?” Is always such an odd and personal question. Because what you’re really asking is if I’m actively trying to be smaller.
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4 years
I just....this woman is stunning
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
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my heart is BURSTING ❤️🌈
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4 years
Wealthy housewife who runs a nonprofit and sits on several boards
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4 years
#IvyLeague let's gooo!!!
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7 months
@themultiplemom just lying to lie 😂😂
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3 years
Has this really been the issue the entire time? 😭
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2 years
@arieella_ none of us had any idea the bomb he was about to drop on us. 😂 what a moment
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3 years
I dont know how my mother does this but she does!
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4 months
scientifically proven that writing with pen and paper improves memory retention.
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2 years
some days, i’ve simply seen enough 💀
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5 years
Hair school too! Speaking of....let me go make a nail appointment
@thetiarawillis
Tiara Willis
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If you want good skin & are on a budget, try booking an appointment for a facial at an esthetician school! You’ll be treated by students who are working for a grade & the prices are WAY cheaper.
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5 months
@thisiskashmir somebody asked her to use one of her tows and i’m sure this aint the first time. she is sick of it 😂
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3 years
those edges collect retirement
@thugpop
POP THE THUG
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🕵🏾‍♀️
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5 years
He gets a 41/41. Tell her run him his point 😭
@ByePoleHer
Tata LaLicious
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My black ass baby thought this was the one you use in your hair. His teacher is a young pink lady. A hair pick is a noun 😂
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3 years
i think we all want spaces to just fall apart. we spend so much time taped together and performing. it’s exhausting
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10 months
not they suspended you for appropriately reacting to terrorism 😭
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KASH BONE
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September 11th is the first time I had ever gotten suspended and it was because our teacher told us what was happening and I yelled “WHAT THE FUCK”
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3 years
Won $3 on a scratch off. One step closer to building generational wealth
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7 months
@AmeriKraut correct. she’s 45
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3 years
they were all childhood games....
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1 year
Paris, in springtime 💖
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4 years
Had NO idea there was a video for this. I’m surprised she hasnt had it cleaned from the internet 😂
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1 year
@thisiskashmir Do “Play” and “Sensual Seduction” count because the explicit version of both those songs should have landed them in jail
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6 years
Just so you know how great this is. The Brow Wiz alone retails for $21 and I paid $18 for this bundle!
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@AmandaDannielle she not a rapper?
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3 years
i’m am both intrigued and afraid
@McDonalds
McDonald's
3 years
tap in ❄️ #TheSaweetieMeal
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5 years
JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY DREAM SCHOOL
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1 year
@thisiskashmir that’s when it went off the rails for me
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1 year
my brother has been tryna get me in front of his camera for years and we finally made it happen! 📸: @DJWithTheCamera
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1 year
@GURUJAHRA it’s…..a choice
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7 years
Had a proud teacher moment. Teaching my students very basic intersectionality and one of my students killed this assignment.
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10 months
@AinLyin that person they said they were in kindergarten in 2007…. 😭 they wasnt even in the streets during Obama’s presidency
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3 years
Fems up 500!
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1 year
nothing but love for my favorite cousin on my daddy side! it’s always special when @durandbernarr comes to town! ❤️💐
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3 years
Please go home. Yall are too outside for a country that’s less than 10% fully vaccinated.
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1 year
@Brieyonce you aren’t wrong at all. that’s only $325 a month. my car note alone is more than that
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5 years
It’s some condescending people on here but @LaBeautyologist isnt one of them. I’ve watched her endlessly answer the same questions over and over in the nicest way possible
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2 years
this is so pleasing
@IvyKungu
Ivy 🫧
2 years
The possibilities for skintones??? Very powerful combo whew
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5 years
@_viciwill What even is this?! I’m offended for her
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7 years
My bundle! (Not pictured: smashbox contour kit which my mom has already "borrowed") 😊❤️ @urbandoll @dollassistants
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3 years
What was the occasion?
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5 years
Kids are awful....I fight kids
@JourdanChaTaun
JourdanChaTaun 🏁
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My niece is telling me that a girl at school has been bullying her. And that this girl told her she would make sure she would meet my sister in the sky..... My sister that was killed last year.... I’m furious! My niece said she’s scared of the girl. And that she made her cry.
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6 years
The red onions would have made this pop 😩 but it’ll do
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4 years
This journey began with the loss of my brother and ended in a global pandemic. My coursework is completed, internship is over, and I am FINISHED with grad school. 15 days to commencement! We did it. 🖤 - J. Mackell, MBA, MSBM. #MastereditTwice #BlackGirlsGraduate #VayaConDios
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5 years
@itsjeanine_ Lol i was tryna join a group and the questions were “where on your body is the kitchen” and “eat the _________ anna mae” 😂😂 gotta protect the space by any means
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4 years
assault is the ONLY option in these situations. yall need to start beating these people up.
@Maria_MedinaTV
Maria Cid Medina
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San Jose Police are looking for this woman who allegedly took off her mask and coughed in a baby’s face. She was upset the 1-year-old’s mother wasn’t socially distancing. It happened at Yogurtland on Cottle Rd. on Friday, June 12 at 5:25 p.m.
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2 years
makes NO sense
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@SupernovaMomma
Supernova Momma
2 years
The left is Buffy the Vampire slayer. The right is Teen Wolf. There are two decades between these shows. Both are teen shows. I WANT ANSWERS
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3 years
🥺🥲 highlight of my week
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3 years
all at the age of 11. a true legend!
@thetiarawillis
Tiara Willis
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When @MakeupForWOC first started, there were no platforms like mine (which is why I started it). We didn’t have 30 shade ranges of foundation. But now there are! I did what I had to do and now it’s on to the next 😎
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4 years
my degree won't confer until the fall but I AM OFFICIALLY FINISHED WITH MY MBA COURSEWORK.
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@jassymac23
jas.
4 years
I AM GAY BLACK PLUS SIZE AND A WOMAN. I AM THE QUEEN OF GETTIN HATE SPEECH. Whooo 😭
@oranicuhh
CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️
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i had time for it today.
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3 years
My mom’s boyfriend is diabetic and wasnt going to get vaccinated. I told him he couldnt come back if he didnt....just got a picture of his vaccine card 😌 bullying works.
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11 months
whoever does emergency plans and event operations at @FedExField needs to be jobless by tomorrow morning. everything about that was dangerous and unacceptable.
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4 years
So sorry this happened to you. Definitely report him he needs his license taken ASAP.
@yawningemoji
BIG BAD CHUCK!
4 years
i think i need a new therapist. i lowkey think every time i make some progress this nigga be sabotaging it bc he doesn’t want me to have a healthy relationship/get better and stop seeing him. he asked me to have breakfast with him one time. it should’ve clicked sooner.
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2 years
@SupernovaMomma everybody doing the high knee 😭 it’s comical
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5 months
babygirl with the pink braid is getting her lifeee!!!
@FUCCl
ICYESTTWAT
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oh this is her lane for sure.
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1 year
this is exhausting. 😭 why was this done at the wedding?
@makispoke
max ‘odogwu’ obae
1 year
these black women professionals gave me LIFE on a tuesday!! 👸🏽
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5 months
My #CoupleToThrouple thoughts: - Ash and Max are the oomph this show needed - Corey & Wilder operating exactly how i expected them to - Ashmal and Rehman need to hang it up! - Brittne and Sean are platonic friends. 💀 - Dylan and Lauren just wanna fuck
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1 year
@curlyhairvegan she didnt have to be condescending to display her own confidence. “fake ass, bodycon dress, and cake face” is some hater as shit. vs “i realized I presented differently from the traditional rapper’s wife” or something along those lines. connotation matters.
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@jassymac23
jas.
3 years
my job is hiring for payroll and benefits administrators. It's an hourly, nonexempt role with full benefits. Pay is $26.92 - $28.85/hr depending on experience. Fully remote. Must have 3+ years of payroll processing or benefits administration experience.
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