@Acyn Saying its so many he can't count doesn't really cap the minimum of this at more than like, 2-3.

@fashion7thave @Breaking911 he is very out of touch. I haven't worked in an office in over 20 years, and I haven't gone out to play golf once in all that time.

@scotthortonshow US aid to Jordan and Egypt is effectively part of the US aid to Israel. I think we're all smart enough to know he's not seriously considering cutting that.

@MarinaMedvin Before you continue to speak for others peoples' land, remember that the UAE has already called dibbsies on that particular island.

@LegitTargets quick quiz for the US government. Are you paying that 15% tariff? Then why the fuck do you think foreign government would be paying for your tariffs?

@zerohedge I feel like if you really believe in that bet there's more money to be made on options.

@NiohBerg Bribing Egypt and Jordan was always just part of Israel aid if we're being honest. This isn't a serious threat, because he's already shown the spigot for Israel remains wide open. He'll just have a little tantrum and sign the check with that squiggly line he calls a signature.

@brianlilley He wants Greenland too, the fuck did they do?

@JeremiahDJohns It's actually sort of weird that the story specifically mentioned they were female bears too. They were created by way of some sort of weird miracle, and their gender had no meaning for them just slaughtering children.

@OliLondonTV Was he engaged in risky behavior? I mean I'm not mad at the idea, but he's been married for almost 20 years, seems like a pointless expense for the NHS.

@ReallyAmerican1 TBF the Nuge is an old-ass man. I'm sure lots of stuff sounds new and scary to him.

@ninaturner He was reportedly taking a hard line on extending the ceasefire in late January too, right until the White House declared it was their idea for Israel to occupy Lebanon longer. He's super strong until he isn't.

@denverbillp @realDonaldTrump He looks like he's going to pass out in that picture. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt and say he's just a weird old man trying to get a light out of his eyes, which he likely already ruined by staring at the goddamn sun.

@libsoftiktok Shown: Trump-era PBS

@ThisIsArtByJay @JeremiahDJohns yeah what is he a D&D druid?

@ninaturner once they cap that credit card interest rate they won't even have those.

Are we sure about that? The SEC filings show them paying about $1.1 billion in income taxes in FY2022. According to that data they paid: 2022: $1.1 billion 2021: $699 million 2020: $292 million 2019: $110 million 2018: $57.8 million I didn't calculate all the profit, but that number is wrong too, they made more like $16 billion during the period discussed. They made $12.5 billion just in 2022. I don't mind piling on Elon, but let's stick to the actual facts. There's more than enough here without inventing things.

@NoLieWithBTC Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll turn out to be another Chelsea Manning?

@beinlibertarian If I opt out do I get all the money back I paid in the last 30 years or do I just lose any future benefits?

@LegitTargets I mean not all, but a very strong plurality.