jaredjaffee
@jaredjaffee21
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professional poker player and all around interesting fella
The Las Vegas Strip, Paradise
Joined May 2012
If you would like to see a documentary of me and @junglemandan going on a 24 hr adventure in Vegas this summer please like this post. 1000 likes will likely get the job done. Retweet for awareness .
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Imagine being 100% sure she cheated and also saying 0% chance the people who run the game are involved…. His understanding of %s may be worse then her understanding of blockers.
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Please don’t reopen poker rooms yet. the people who will prematurely go back and play are the ones we need to keep alive in order for the game to be profitable . save them from themselves and in turn save the rest of us.
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Here’s the story from WPT Venetian main. I just hope everyone can understand exactly how awful this was on many levels and the people responsible take some accountability. These type of things should never happen again
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The poker world really owes this @nikairball 🤡 a debt of gratitude …. now we can just look at who his friends, supporters , and fans are and know those are clearly the people nobody should ever trust or want anything to do with. 🫡 you Airball for cleaning up the community.
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Here’s a challenge …. every single human with $$ on @ACR_POKER withdrawals your $…. let’s see if everyone gets paid.
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Hey everyone. Gonna let you in on a little secret . If you are playing online you’re getting cheated. Doesn’t matter where. Happy New Year!.
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There’s def some shitty people in the poker world…. but I dont think there’s a worse excuse for a human then Justin Bonomo…what an absolutely vile piece of garbage.
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If I was @DougPolkVids I would rather lose the match then come off like such a pussy. zero heart and zero balls. The epitome of what’s wrong with this generation of players. If you acted like this growing up you would be the recipient of a swirlie and get stuffed in a locker.
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Don’t care who u are, where u are , or how old u are . if you aren’t isolating and taking this seriously u are a total piece of shit.
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Ladies and Gentleman. i present to you all my gift to the entire community @nicholas_palma singing the 12 days of Christmas . it’s a big deal !
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Is anyone capable of playing poker without being an attention seeking wanna be cool kid anymore ? God it’s so embarrassing what a pussy ass game poker has become. End scene.
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Wonder if Germany would have had more success if they wore scarves and stared at the South Koreans for a minute before every action 🤷♂️.
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Hi! Some of my male poker friends& I are looking for love in poker. we are basically perfect on&off the felt. are there ANY girls in poker out there that aren’t completely awful in every way?Obv it’s a lot to ask but being totally self aware is making it tough to find true 💕.
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Pretty sure I saw Trumps shooter walking Bonomo around on a leash once.
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Just saw Ali and his entire stable flying down the highway in a white Ford Bronco…. Usually a sign of innocence.
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party poker millions event made it official.I’d rather lick a malaria patient then sit in a poker game with another euro. not cause they are prodigies.Mainly,they are unbearably slow, annoying , smelly ,&entitled.Take a bath&throw ur mask/scarves in the washing machine u freaks.
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Made it through about 2 minutes of that stream…it’s really embarrassing what poker is becoming … easily the worst representation of how anyone should want the game portrayed…. Congrats on turning poker into the National Enquirer.
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What’s the over under on how many times @GmanPoker will jerkoff in front of the mirror today ?.
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There really should be a rule that if you wear a scarf to play poker that everyone at the table gets to slap you once.
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The idea of getting to the WSOP final table just so everyone on Twitter can tweet about how bad I play is the real dream I live for.
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Hey @VenetianPoker @VenetianTD @WPT @WynnPoker @Bay101Casino and all other poker tours. What the fuck are you doing not cancelling your events. Are you braindead or such money hungry pigs that you literally don’t care about your customers dying. You should be ashamed.
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I was in line to reg the 250k and when I saw Kahbrel buying in I went home …. Prob cost myself 5 million but I had to take a stand.
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If I ever become a break even player. stream or no stream. I’m cheating. you don’t need to investigate.
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I know I joke around sometimes but the poker community means a lot to me. so please. on issues that matter . let us defer to the person clearly fit to lead us
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Curious what % of the money PokerStars is saving by dropping more pros will be going directly towards paying for the Negreanu wedding.
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Whoever made decision 2 put a camera on this idiot @WilliamKassouf all day should be fired. stop encouraging people 2 embarrass the game!.
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If you would like to see myself and @TheSilverStash with a weekly show on @PokerGO where we discuss current events, poker gossip, and dissect the twitter world . retweet and like this so the powers that be make it happen.
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Good news for all the losing poker players over the past decade …. You are actually profitable …. You have been being cheated …. adjust markups going forward…. Also if you are gonna talk shit on twitter man up and do it at live events where they will actually feel it.
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To all the poker content creators. Your content sucks. Anyone who tells you different is either lying or has such a bad personality they don’t know any better. Do better or just stop.
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There really isn’t a way any reasonable human could be on the @nikairball @DougPolkVids side of all this … both complete clowns who couldn’t be more out of line. @berkey11 is somehow the sympathetic figure in all of this.
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Say what you want about the poker community but show me another group of guys who are more supportive of their significant others. I mean. it’s really nice to see almost all of them getting their wives and gfs to grind so hard online with them. It’s really adorable.
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You really need to give @ACR_POKER credit. Not only will they steal your money but then they will go out of their way to laugh in your face while doing it . If you play on that site you really need to just donate your brain to science.
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What Chance did was 100% an angle. It was an action clearly made for a reason. To deceptively illicit a reaction from his opponent…the definition of an angle. It’s legal so it’s within his rights. Its also legal to fuck your best friends significant other. also not admirable.
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Hard to believe people who get rich and famous from beating each other senseless could have violent and irrational tendencies 🤷♂️.
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Can’t believe there isn’t more outrage against the lack of freedom to drink and drive and the tyranny of mandating seatbelts. Thought this was a free country.
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Can we just cancel Lebron. tough guy rolls around like a baby every single game. imagine being his size and that big of a pussy.
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Special shout-out to all the shitty fathers out there that made their daughters so much easier to sleep with.
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Bringing ur dog 2 a poker tournament unless u have a legit disability means at best ur an attention whore. but in reality ur prob way worse.
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Structures at WSOP are really getting better and better …. We are about 3 years from all tournaments being flip and go’s with 40% rake…. I’d imagine this is comparable to a a prison shower scene.
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Shoutout to @Charlie_Carrel …. it takes bravery to be as awful as he is and broadcast it to the world …. kudos.
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I’m currently blocked by DNegs and Bonomo. wonder if they made the decision while in bed together ?.
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Tragic aspect of life is that stupid people get 2 run around being happy just because they are stupid while the few non idiots have 2 be miserable cause they understand things on a non 3rdgrade level. if u are reading this&disagree know u are dumb but will prob be rewarded 4 it.
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I don't understand how anyone ever makes a mistake in poker anymore. everyone seemingly knows the optimal/perfect play in every spot 🤔.
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I really wonder if more than 25% of the people I’ve had to play with this summer are even liked by their own families . .
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To all the shit regs begging for a seat to this freeroll. They are doing you a favor. Think how much more depressing it would be getting the seat and winning nothing as per usual . At least now you can go to bed believing you had a chance.
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Imagine this……. You pony up the biggest buy in of the World Series bracelet events …. Close to $8k!! You battle a small field full of regs and killers…. Many of whom are cheating you…. You cash!!! What an accomplishment …. your reward ?? A $20 profit !!!!!! End scene.
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Suggestion for making the poker world a better place…. Give attention to those who earn it …. Not the ones who act the worst to get it . Stop giving them a platform.
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I’d like to wish a Merry Xmas to all who are celebrating & a happy holidays to all. this is a special time of year & I encourage everyone to be thankful for what they have. try your best to put a smile on others faces if you have the opportunity to do so. every day is a gift.
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There is now a Facebook group full of angry ladies rallying against me (I’ve read every word) Apparently I’m psychologically damaged and a danger to society because I joked about the ladies event winner cooking @ProjectBCP dinner. Here is my statement
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@TheBradOwen Buddy you chopped a side event with 138 runners you didn’t climb Mt Everest barefoot.
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You are really telling me that @bestindabiz51 still can’t play @WSOP but Men the Master is welcomed with open arms? I’m sure your customers feel much safer with this arrangement.
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Nothing gets the adrenaline pumping to start another World Series summer than being seated in the prestigious El Burro section of the Rio hallway.
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It’s time to normalize yelling at people who just stare aimlessly at the board or into space when it’s their turn to table their hands …. turn over your fucking hands.
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The really unique thing about almost every poker feud is that both sides are almost always wrong and unlikeable. Not easy to do.
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Gotta give Stout credit for outing multi accounting . if I had a wife who’s style of play changed whenever she got deep in an online bird I’d prob keep my mouth shut. just to avoid suspicion ya know.
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When your at the emergency room waiting on surgery and ur emotional rock is pregaming for the surgery
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Time to trade up @RealKidPoker.
Bobby Oparaocha (@BOBBY_K9) wins again! This is his 3rd victory in 4 days. Bobby won the $160 Nightly for $3,205. Congratulations!
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If you regularly take pictures of your chip stacks when playing cash to show everyone what a boss you are this world is better off without you. also if u think I might be talking about u then I am. .
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The people who work in poker suck , the people who play poker suck, the people who watch poker suck. Everyone is hot garbage. Just let it all burn to the ground . This is easily the best take any of you will be provided with. 🖕.
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How come almost every woman I’ve ever seen sell to a Ladies event charges higher markup then they do to open events of the same price point ? 🤔.
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Just hoping everyone who said they will leave the US if trump wins keeps their word. seeee yaaaaaa.
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Do all these EDC fans realize that drugs,alcohol,& music existed back in high school/college when they were busy playing Dungeons&Dragons?.
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You know what might get WSOPs attention?? If you all actually showed some balls and stopped playing!.
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If you wanna call yourself a professional poker player&you feel the need to wear things to hide your “tells” then find another profession. this also make you a giant tool Mr. pull your hoodie over your face. as an aside these are always the big stare down nerds as well.
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Everyone says they want more women in poker and then they complain about @DominikNitsche front and center on the rail with his laptop…. can’t have it both ways folks.
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Now is as good a time as ever to announce my candidacy to be the next Mayor of Las Vegas. with your support I promise that when people talk about the deranged Mayor of Las Vegas it will be with a smile and a desire to come visit.
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Assuming Kavanaugh is as bad as some say. and he’s this close to the Supreme Court. shouldn’t we be even more concerned about what type of people all the other judges who hold people’s lives in their hands every day might be? The ones who will never face any scrutiny 🤔.
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Name a person and I’ll give u my opinion of them in 5 words or less . 1 hr window for this.
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Finally out of the hospital. still in a bunch of pain. surgery isn’t fun. thanks to everyone who reached out. will be out of commission for a little bit longer.
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Wondering how much of a ratings increase @PokerNightTV would get for Ladies Night if they hooked them all up to polygraphs and asked them questions about how they really feel about each other 💁🏻♀️😲.
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To all those girls out there just looking to use some poor shmuck for his $$$ so you can get a bunch of materialistic shit. call me.
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All these Euros should have to wear those electric shock dog collars and they should be shocked every time they do one of the 100 non human things they do each day #pavlovspokerschool.
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There should be an IQ test administered before anyone is allowed to publicly share their opinions…. not sure much is more detrimental to the world at this point then dumb people spreading their “truths”.
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Maybe now all you Garrett dick riders can settle down a bit. Taking the $$ back is the biggest bitch move I’ve ever seen even if he gives it back later or she’s proved to have cheated .
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Challenge # 2 for @ACR_POKER ……terminate the contracts of all your “ambassadors” and let’s see how confident they remain in the site. Bonus points for using the $$ you incinerate on them to pay back the people you are stealing from.
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If @GGPokerOfficial is going to ban winning players wouldn’t they be showing slightly more integrity by replacing people like Brynn,Fedor, Daniel etc as the faces of their site by someone like me? Seems like an obvious decision. Call me 🤳.
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Brad Stevens got zero votes for coach of the year and Dwane Casey won it as voted on by the other coaches. this singlehandedly explains why all these other coaches are so awful. They legit have no idea what they are watching.
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Remember the saying … it isn’t cheating unless u get caught? Well is it cheating if u get caught over and over and the consequences are the same as not getting caught? Asking for Ali.
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Excited for @ACR_POKER soon to come announcement that all of its customers balances have also been donated to “charity”.
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Think it’s a disgrace that @WSOP charges rake for the women’s event. Let’s show the ladies we love them and let them play rake free!.
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