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@jaredbrannon

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theobro that likes politics and fantasy football

Texas, USA
Joined April 2009
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@jaredbrannon
Christmas Season Jared 🌲
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I’ve been grinding these twitter streets since 2009. I’ve got 777 followers. 34.8k posts. 183.157895 posts per month. I do this because I love it.
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@McMuffin11111 @EvangelicalDW Right back at you champ!
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@ConceptualJames Retard Right mad he can’t be relevant without people acknowledging he’s smart, so he peddles galaxy brain pseudo-intellectualism and positions himself as an elite thinker of our generation by counter signaling everything because we just don’t get it.
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@EvangelicalDW This gay boy blocked me too. Dang! I was about to throw a heater at him too
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RT @JesseKellyDC: I need to sit down.
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“Young men, to you I would honestly say that I should be ashamed to speak to you of a religion that would make you soft, cowardly, effeminate.” — Charles Spurgeon @jchasedavis off the top rope! Meek, not weak: The era of Christian loserdom is over
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My work flow is unmatched.
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Benjamin Franklin Albert Einstein kinda Elon Musk The Lord gives us great citizens only so often and I’m glad to be alive during the existence of one of them. Trump and Elon. Talk about a coalition of greatness. Now we just need a great Christian leader to join them.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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RT @JesseKellyDC: Absolutely right. Jesus was neither hot nor cold. He was lukewarm. Pretty sure it’s in the Bible.
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Bukele is totes a friend to us. We need to be Bukele maxing
@nayibbukele
Nayib Bukele
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That’s exactly what judges were doing in El Salvador in 2021… So we impeached them all and then proceeded to fix the country.
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We truly do need to hate government more.
@ndwilsonmutters
N.D. Wilson
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In 2020, @realDonaldTrump tweeted a warning when my hometown of Moscow, Idaho arrested three members of our church for not wearing masks at a psalm sing protesting COVID overreach. My son protested those illegal arrests by posting “Soviet Moscow” stickers downtown but was arrested, interrogated in cuffs without Miranda, and then prosecuted by the city for posting a “notice, sign, announcement, or other advertisement” without permission—a law never once enforced (before or since). Ever. The city was completely un-subtle about its sudden zeal for the “rule of law�� as it removed Rory’s stickers but left behind hundreds of others. The arresting officer even told me that he “disagreed with the messaging” of Rory’s stickers, and we later learned that the city prosecutor was sending texts calling our church members “religious idiots” and “assholes” who were “wrecking her sanity”. The prosecutor’s abuse of her discretion and resulting viewpoint discrimination was flashing in bright neon, but Megan Marshall, the trial judge, said prosecutorial prejudice wasn’t a problem since the prosecutor had a first amendment right to say whatever she wanted about us. Apparently, it was a pure coincidence that the one and only time she chose to prosecute an unpermitted sticker, it just happened to be critical of the city and placed by someone she considered to be a religious idiot/asshole. To put a cherry on top of this parfait of First Amendment violations, Judge Marshall even sentenced Rory to compelled speech (a penitent essay) as punishment for the exercise of his free political speech.  Four years down the road, every court in Idaho has refused to disturb Rory’s ridiculous conviction. Apparently, they applaud this sort of thing. And now, Idaho Judicial Council is actually RECOMMENDING the trial judge, Megan Marshall to @GovernorLittle for a promotion. If you thought Kamala could toss a mean word salad, go read some of Marshall’s oral rulings. Next level nonsense smoothies. Meanwhile, Rory is working with @stonehiltonlaw and asking the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and overturn this absurdity. Because how free are you, really, if you can’t even make fun of small-town tyrants in a deep red state, without being prosecuted for hurting Leslie Knope’s feelings?
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@SkippyPetro My brother in Christ, Why would I ever stop you from carrying out the Lord’s will?
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@michaeljknowles Get your people in check, Knowles!
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That’s exactly what I voted for
@RepJayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal
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The people didn't vote for you to cut off cancer research funding.
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@McNamaraDynasty It’s named after a different Bragg so not really a “losing secessionist general.” However, undoing the erasure of American history is an important step to making America great again.
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@ProtInterest It’s a bad day when The PCA is standing hand-in-hand with the Pope.
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When is the last time we had a SecDef that even thought about doing this?
@Osint613
Open Source Intel
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Pete Hegseth kicked off his day in Germany training with the elite Green Berets of 1/10 SFG, one of the U.S. Army’s most formidable Special Forces units. Never seen a US Secrtary of defense do this before .
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@dallasmavs We’re watching Luka’s Lakers nowadays.
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@FOX4 Good
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@PatMcAfeeShow @tyschmit #IDontWantToOverreactBUT Kendrick Lamar was/is trash. We need to bring back Creed halftimes. Also, why were there so many animal commercials?
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