@lucypepper Looks delicious

@StephenNolan Not intelligent enough to be a psychopath but showing all the tendencies. Very sad indictment of a failed education system and chronic lack of curiosity and kindness. If he wasn’t so deplorable I’d feel sorry for him.

@lucypepper I was that bar maid. The Jolly Farmer, Bramley 1991.

RT @lucypepper: Nailed it

@rexgoldsmith Fuck fish. 🐟

@kerching Sorry to hear. If you feel like a (real) dog walk just give me a shout. Side by side chat often good.

@lickedspoon My towels were like Ryvita yesterday.

Shocking lack of journalistic integrity in that interview on @gmb. Conflation of issues. Incoherence of explanation. No wonder the public don’t know what to think about anything. @edballs #ioc

@sjksanders @lickedspoon What about Premier Inn at Hammersmith? Connecting rooms? Beds are comfy, always clean. Good connection to town on Piccadilly line.

@sjksanders @lickedspoon They have a family suite I think but maybe too £££

@lucypepper Do let me know how to contact you. Pigeons or postcards

Probably my favourite fish.

RT @sianushka: I keep thinking how 3 little girls were killed & more were hurt & traumatised, & instead of talking about their precious liv…

@lickedspoon I was wondering what baklava had to do with anything…

RT @welcometofife: The wonderful #Pittenweem Arts Festival starts this weekend - it's not just an exhibition of stunning artworks but a vib…

Hey ladies. Just so you know, everything is our fault. Too liberal, not inclusive, which is it? It doesn’t matter really because the overwhelming sentiment is that there’s quite a lot of men who won’t be happy until women are silent. Forever silent. About everything. Hey ho.

@lickedspoon Not just the French. Most of Asia the same.

RT @briantylercohen: This entire video is incredible. "Thanks for bringing us home."