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Matthew
2 years
@itszyrahhh Home Depot is the worst place for these type of pranks. People who shop here build things with there hands. They will slap the dog shit out of you.
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I’m walking around this building in midtown and I see this picture hanging on the wall lmao
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2 years
@DailyLoud My boy ruined the village car trying to go viral.
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2 years
@coldestwinters I’m good, y’all go ahead without me.
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@ayeyokim The guy in the back as the Uber driver pulled back up to his house.
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4 years
Kid Cudi and Aaron Paul is opening season three of West World
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@SlimHeroics Do you know how much effort it took to watch porn in the 80’s? U had to get into ur car, drive to a store, buy (cause nobody wants a used porno tape, I mean the 15th nigga to rent that tape was wild) go back home, hook up the VHS player, warm up the TV up. You had to be dedicated
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1 year
@intuitionalways Me to every single woman in the video:
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2 years
@Complex If y’all don’t think Elon is going into this fight with a Tony Stark/transformer style Tesla mech suit then you have another thing coming.
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3 months
I was was so proud of this cut I had to take a picture.
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2 years
@vxxilaaalixxv This is not funny.
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3 years
@TiannaNotTaylor Your daughter when she opens up the gift
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9 years
When you realize Best Buy ain't no different from those dudes in Instagram comments saying "Turn 300 dollars into 3k" http://t.co/ubXIwNs2US
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2 years
@__aarum I looked at some of those outfits and I asked myself “Am I a granddad?”
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1 year
@jayemonet I am not antisemitic, but you could never tell Jewish people in public to “get over the holocaust” without having your reputation permanently stained, lose everything, & being stamped with all the worst labels.
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@queenveej If this was a black woman, y’all would be cheering her on. “You’re never too old to do what you love”. “Doesn’t she deserve it? After all the work she’s done?”. I swear y’all HATE to see men happy.
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@8xtivist It’s all good until you hear this:
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@MrRickySpanish My boy destroyed the village car trying to go viral.
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9 months
@charlee_buns “Calvin finally has a job.”
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1 year
@taayanthony @_itschampagne_ Yeppers. My mom would have gotten mad “get Cho ass up! Laying in the damn rain, I’ll give you something to cry about.”
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2 years
@OhThatMarco Professor X showing up to the x-mas party
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1 year
@Phil_Lewis_ You said:
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Matthew
4 years
I don’t believe anyone who post shit like this.
@ceorashad_
CEO RASHAD
4 years
New Homeowner at 22 🙏🏾 Thank you GOD 🤲🏾💚
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@AdeolaNAderemi Sounds about white.
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@Luv4A1 I know they had fun, they probably took turns
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4 years
@thisiskashmir “I HoPe YaLl ReAdY f0r W @t YaLl AsKeD FoR”
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9 months
@_HYPHYWIFEY It looks like that nana busted all over the plate.
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4 years
That nigga got range, median, & mode.
@alamanecer
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4 years
Don't know who needs to hear this but Don Cheadle has THEE Range 🔥
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@FullPort_ “I only harass bad bitches”
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@TylerIAm
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I love to pay her bills, can’t wait to pay her rent 🥹
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@Barrowboy77 @TerrifyingNatur Me as soon as the hippo stuck his head out of the water:
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2 years
@faiththegemini Me realizing that thing is staring right at me.
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1 year
@igobynesse And y’all think this hurts us? I didn’t want to speak to you again in the first place.
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2 years
@karlogan_ Or millions of Americans drink and drive every weekend, including a lot of people throwing stones at this girl. In reality the only difference between her and y’all is sheer luck.
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4 years
He spent a solid decade out rapping some of the best rappers on their own beat. Dedication 2, lil weezy Ana, Drought 3! The mixtape weezy era was something to remember.
@R3troSp3ctro
Retro 🌋
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I remember Lil Wayne made me forget the original lyrics to Oh Let’s Do it
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@Phil_Lewis_ Me after eating a bowl of grits.
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2 years
@SaycheeseDGTL They probably had a ball whooping his ass. The inmates was probably taking turns on that nigga.
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@Phil_Lewis_ Somebody said:
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@BarbMarleyy I thought you were taking onlyfans pictures lmao
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9 years
"Bitch, I bought you two drinks! you coming home with me."
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3 years
@bbychakra @laqualaarianna I named my dog Donna Summer, she is also a bad bitch.
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@DamnJazAgain Where is Nancy Reagan? She needs to tell them “just say no”
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@grindfacetv_ @octanebeats Hands down the worse dressed group of niggas.
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@Jani__Gee I do the same thing with my Donna Summer
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@Phil_Lewis_ They said
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@breebxby I hear you, but his fits are trash.
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@GLO4SHAUN Even she was shocked he didn’t have a condom on like “damn nigga you brave”
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@thelifeofcarri Y’all proud of that?
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@nocontextdrumar Dr Umar smoking a ballpoint pen?
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@jdaadon If you can’t go 1 day without a drug then you are addicted.
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@RaineyOvalle His kids said
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@AsToIdbyTerry Nigga clearly forget that no means no regardless of the relationship.
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@thekid_kaylee @MatthewACherry @Spotify They just gave him 100 million and backed him in spite of big artist walking away because of things he said.
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@deray LA has the largest Iranian population outside of Iran in the world.
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2 years
Free everyone locked up on weed charges first.
@nypost
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NYPD's blunt decision: No more marijuana testing for police officers
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@islandgodverb He’s right for all the wrong reasons. I don’t think of smashing my old lady multiple times cause after she gets hers I am thinking about the goals I need to do tomorrow. My girl brings me constancy so instead of trying 2 conquer the next woman I am trying to conquer the next goal
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@alovetrilogy My dog, Donna Summer photographed in 2022
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@layxsnv @trrissytenee Me when them bills take the money right back out:
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@Phil_Lewis_ We all know they put that to soften the blow, I'm low key shocked they put up the mug shot and not the graduation picture.
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@nfncKali @walkgoodetienne I know they had fun stomping him out in the back.
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@elcheapolee @queenveej The difference is Taraji didn’t get her start by doing music. This would be like queen latifah dropping another song after becoming an accomplished actor And yes, women all over would be putting a battery in her back to do it.
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@luvmadiimor @YoungJeannn @born_legend21 Then Blame evolution. The reason why the dickhead is the most sensitive part is because the human male evolved to cum fast. If men don’t cum, the human race will stop existing.
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@DMVFollowers Let that be my kid.
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@nu_mindframe Romantic relationships are some of the only transactions where you can have a 90% fail rate and everyone is fine with. Because all you need to do is find one person to be with. If I wanted to start a business that failed 90% of the time I would be crazy.
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@SupremeLeaderAK @OVOLakeShow Lol @ that man. Byron Allen is a multi billionaire, he just bought the weather channel.
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@ThomasMightSnap This black man is surprised that the 100% oriental baby is not his?
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@baddietvv He walked to the barber shop and said “Let me get the number three” The number three:
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@1doubleC Meek when he saw Cassie file that lawsuit
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@bbgalash @DookieWithMe Pyramids has done circles around TBY.
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@br0wnsugarvixen That cat said
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I am still confused as to why Africa never came and got African Americans. They had hundreds of years to put something together.
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@VividDope Is it “crazy”? trends come & go. 10 years ago, you would look “crazy” rocking a fanny pack. Now, everyone rocks them. You don’t hear a 45 year old father of 4 going “I use to get laughed at for rocking my fanny pack”.
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