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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Young team on this train moaning they’ve no mixer for their MD u can’t be serious
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3 years
Unreleased footage of Neil Lennon Mic’d up at a Lennoxtown training session
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@jamesutlr
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1 year
Fuck right off wanyama just pulled me n Chloe out the crowd at the Orlando game n gave us his top😂😂
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
The cook
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@JordanCantwell
Jordan Cantwell
1 year
Yeah my brother is starting to cook 💙 @ToddCantwell_10
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bimbo milf x
1 year
Surely no one’s eating that many sausages in 1 setting
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@jamesutlr
james
9 years
Personally I'd like video evidence http://t.co/Qg76vMXhle
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Does any cunt mind this place? Was class
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@kdutp
Uncle Keezo
1 year
Who is buying this? Make yourself known and fight me
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@wounthive
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1 year
What a tat
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@jamesutlr
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2 years
Lloyd Cross when he exposed the ub tifo
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@jamesutlr
james
11 months
Tried to play fortnite again got Ma arse handed to me by a cunt wae “08” in their name
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1 year
🫣
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4 years
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
ad throw ma weans at neymar if it killed him
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
This guy
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@AJ_CELTIC
𝘼𝙅_𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙏𝙄𝘾 ☆
1 year
Shite kit ✅ Jota away ✅ Twitter away ✅ Jacynta away ✅ Anyone got a gun?
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Actual feel lit a wee lassie nearly greetin
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@jamesutlr
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8 years
Cunts that went to st ninians understand how special this is
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Playin fives up Easterhouse this week 👌🏻
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Why the fuck is sauvage so expensive man 🙈😩🤣
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Jst seen a video ae Jeff goldblum readin scottish tweets n understand them perfectly yet english cunts act lit they’re readin hieroglyphics
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@jamesutlr
james
2 years
TopHun
@pg210988
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2 years
Specky jambo beast
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@jamesutlr
james
11 months
@ScottishPower sort it oot ma maws ragin
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
Trump elected, Ma fb went Polish n Ma das on acid horrible day.
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@jamesutlr
james
7 years
There’s an Indian/chippy doon ma grans bit that also delivers their off sales section as well on Just eat hahaha
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@jamesutlr
james
2 years
We won 5-1 take a break man
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Wait she sees much bliss are charging to get in when she gets round the corner
@scotlandpage
Michael Docherty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@NicolaSturgeon in Kirkintilloch
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@jamesutlr
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3 years
@JimmyJungas @macaroni1888 You know it’s no actually him aye ?
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Made him his mitrobitch
@siferry8
Si Ferry
4 years
Gallagher has been unbelievable against big Mitrovic
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@jamesutlr
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2 years
Howlin at big drain drinking booze out a cone
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@jamesutlr
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8 years
Back in Royston the tonic prices are still in the 80s
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@jamesutlr
james
7 years
Why do the GB have a banner of me
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8 years
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@jamesutlr
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3 years
Mother Nature, she’s healing 🙏
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Ma das defo meant to Google that
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
"2nd best"
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
@GREENANDWHITE1 @Liam2TLR @policescotland Well according to science males stop growing shortly after 18 and am 23 so technically I grew up 5 years ago bhuddy
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8 years
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
If you know you fuckin know
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
U sure kid
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@DanWestwell
Dan Westwell 🇬🇧
4 years
@lil_cathlico @helenwestwell @LanaWolf1872 Neither would touch a ceptic fan with a barge pole tbh 🇬🇧💙
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Facts are you tried to bump the railway got caught and canny take being pulled up about it all he’s done is call you chancers n you’ve threw the toys out the pram
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
It’s happening
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Lhana Dhel Rhay LOL HH ☘️ #celticfamily
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Movin day
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@jamesutlr
james
2 years
Away up north in applecross found a pub n fuckin Heisenbergs bounced in for a bevvy😂
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Trying to fathom that dmx and Ronny deila have been in the same room
@newyorkcityfc
New York City FC
4 years
DMX lives on. Thank you for the memories and the music 🕊💙
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Weyhey ftq
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Hwg
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Banned from school prom for singing this out ma nut on the last day
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@jamesutlr
james
2 years
😮‍💨wharra joint
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Weird flex but okay
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@ctt_carys
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@AFCGally Man City will literally score 3 in the first 10 mins ffs
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Jota replacement ready
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
We lost our friend James the other day down kelvingrove park. He was abducted by goths and we'd like to get him back
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
Huns should just start again, again
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
After ciftci n miku getting handed the No.7 shirt a really think we should get a say in who gets the next wan
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
When u think about it it's like me getting pumped off a supermodel, al take that
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Ano every cunt hates scotrail but this actual the trampiest thing u can do man use a fuckin bin
@ScotRail
ScotRail
4 years
Every minute our team spends clearing litter is a minute that could be spent disinfecting carriages. This was the state our 1306 Stranraer to Kilmarnock service was left in. Among the beer bottles, crisp packets and sweet wrappers, there's also a dirty nappy.
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@jamesutlr
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3 years
@p_bov1 @aboutceltic Here mate wit position does rogic play
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@jamesutlr
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2 years
Up to our knees in our own blood lol
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
@bennacky180 Boy fae Cumnock rattled a full packet a hotdogs at half time bro
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
@LiamUTLR Mate cunt got on our bus wae an actual pint fae the pub
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
There she’s there x
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Clean sheet wae arrdee n Ed sheerin at the back 😮‍💨
@1888badr
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1 year
We beat the huns playing 2 apprentice joiners at centre half.
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
If Kirky Main Street could open up just wan more charity shop that wid be perfect
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Right dad it’s time for bed now
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4 years
Cheers son, dads crying
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
@Mooresy1967 It was more of a I’m not angry I’m disappointed tbh
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4 years
Uncanny
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Sorry how can Mcchuills not expect me to bump this fine glassware
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
Wit hahaha
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Thought that was fireworks in the pic hahaha
@Clyde1News
Clyde 1 News
5 years
Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus.
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
U just climb that conic hill bro aye bro class bro 👌
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
When ur at a restaurant n everyone else’s scran is comin v when urs comes
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Doon aht leaky cauldron on the butterbeers
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Proud dad right now wee barra 1 year old today, couldn’t hold on for one more day ? @emilyyc__
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Anybody got rspca number need to report some animal abuse
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Every week moi n frimpong have absolutely got to start
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@jamesutlr
james
7 years
Pint a tennants, driver
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@jamesutlr
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5 years
Merry Christmas lads
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Oasis : Maine Road 1996
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@jamesutlr
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8 years
Ready fur the morra hwg
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james
3 years
Huns on Twitter tonight
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james
3 years
@Record_Politics
Record Politics
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Football matches in Scotland to be limited to 500 fans in bid to control Omicron
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@jamesutlr
james
6 years
Sleep time but probs no for long
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Folk will sit n spew bile about their taxes being wasted on people on benefits but then go and actively support these fuckin lizards fuck off man 😂
@ladbible
LADbible
3 years
🚨 The Duke of York will reportedly pay his accuser more than £12 million by using money from the Queen.
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@jamesutlr
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5 years
Visitor in work
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7 years
Godsake da
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8 years
Why
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james
2 years
Least beale can use his mole for hanging his losers medal
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Cumbernauld is a fuckin hell hole btw I feel sympathy for anyone that has to put up wae that place
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
Did a just witness a McGeady spin from mikey Johnston
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@jamesutlr
james
3 years
Kent cutting about wae a V cut as if he’s me in primary 4 ahahahahaha
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@jamesutlr
james
7 years
Boyata : times it benny? Benyu : time u got a watch mate haw haw
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
Drain doing his annual Charity car clean
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@jamesutlr
james
8 years
Nice to see Craig Gordon's been spending his time aff on karate lessons
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@jamesutlr
james
1 year
Hooligans causing havoc on our railways 😡 🤬
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@jamesutlr
james
4 years
Wait till you see them all greetin at sturgeon for extending lockdown
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@jamesutlr
james
5 years
“Bro can u transfer me that 50p for the game of pool”
@robin1302
Robin Evans
5 years
A pool table where you can pay contactless. The future right there!
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