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a.k.a F-Bizzy 😎 Opinions expressed here are solely mine and do not reflect the views or beliefs of my affiliates, partners, clients, employers or employees.
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This video has made my day. Best thing I've watched this year. Pinning it this whole month 🙏
Especially the Gen Zees, get over here.
Before you get tempted ANOTHER TIME to compare MICHAEL JACKSON with ANY Artiste living or dead, you MIGHT want to watch every second of this video carefully, from beginning to end and know WHO he was.
You are welcome. ❤️
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Unpopular opinion: These kids were hyped, promoted and elevated to the finals just to boost the ratings for BGT. The organizers had no intention of letting them win 👀
The Ghetto Kids have been eliminated in the final of
#BritainsGotTalent
.
#NTVNews
Despite not winning, their spirited performances brought excitement in this season of the competition. The
#BGTFinal
performance had the crowd and judges on their feet. The
#BGT2023
winner is
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When your wife brings home UGX.100,000,000 for just one night's work, you must treat her with respect.
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Am I the only man who doesn't care about Nyash. Nyash only looks nice in tight jeans when everything has been neatly compacted in the denim fabric to give a rounded, smooth, shapely, look. But when those jeans come off trust me you may not always like what you see! 😅
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We are not intimidated. We only avoid any involvement beyond a one night stand or casual fling. Please be unapologetic in your feminism and encourage your sisters to be the same. We shall meet you all on Tinder 😄👌
I am an unapologetic Feminist and my Partner is okay with it. Only weak men are intimidated by Feminists.
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When your songs are 🔥 you don't have to perform naked. Classy. Elegant. Stylish. That's why AZAWI is currently the best female artist in UG 🇺🇬
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Now this is what I call eye problems.
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Imagine betraying your country with such confidence and with no shame! 🇰🇪
#yavi
#Paris2024Olympic
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Stop taking yourself too seriously. Why do LGBT activists think they are the only ones being oppressed everyday or whose rights are being violated? Here in Uganda all of us don't have basic right to free speech, free association, or freedom of assembly. People are beaten by
You can insult, criticize, & call me all sorts of names today for advocating for LGBTIQIA+ rights, but rest assured that the future generations, including your children and grandchildren, will be grateful for the progress made in securing a safe and inclusive environment for ALL.
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As a political Independent, I have a question for supporters of the M7 regime.
As most people suspect, M7 is more than likely to remain in office till he departs from this world, probably through natural causes or old age, unfortunately while having left behind no credible
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Uganda is so oppressive even the National Bird will oppress you.
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I used to pull hot babes when I was very fat. Since I lost weight they've mostly ignored me because for Ugandan women they associate a man's slimness with poverty.
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I didn't realize school remained open for boys 🤔
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Disappointed. This is a colonised mentality. No leader of Uganda should celebrate foreign sanctions against their own citizens 💁🏿♂️
We are very delighted to receive news of fresh sanctions imposed by the United States of America on four senior police officers, who have been involved in torture, cruel, degrading and inhuman treatment. The four are Bob Kagarura, Elly Womanya, Alex Mwine and Hamdan Twesigye.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: The Cindy vs. Sheebah concert has come and gone, leaving behind a trail of memorable performances, electrifying music, and passionate fans. However, it's essential to reflect on an aspect of the event that warrants our attention - the need to stop publicly
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Wishing my daughter Happy Birthday. One year of fatherhood. Loved every minute! 😁
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19 Yrs vs. 38 Yrs. vs. 48 Yrs.
Returned to default settings 🤪
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In my opinion not an appropriate pose for a married woman.
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Notice she didn't say he's intelligent, interesting, sensitive, or caring. Boy Child, are you listening 😄
He takes me places I’ve never been, so I’ll do things I’ve never done 💕😛🏖
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People may hate on Idi Amin but his cabinet ministers sounded very intelligent and highly educated! I don't think there is a single minister in the current cabinet who sounds this smart. Is there? Tell me who!
What comes to mind when you listen this Minister of Amin?
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A good wife ensures the co-wife also eats. Everyone is happy. That's great 😊👍
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I hope the angry reactions to this tweet from ladies finally makes men realize that today's ladies just want weddings but they don't want to be "wives" 🙂
Her husband returns home at 2am and she wakes up, serves her this good meal with a glass of juice
She then sits down on the table to converse with him and to know how the day has gone.
Later she even puts water for him shower.
She’s a winning woman. Because she wins with
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A better idea would be to encourage every Ugandan to clean their city. We can say, hey, every 23rd of the month all Ugandans grab a broom let's come out and clean up Kampala. The system is broken because the people are broken. Real change takes effort. More than tweeting ✨
Starting tomorrow, we're launching the
#KampalaGarbageExhibition
, and YOU CAN PARTICIPATE by:
I) Taking a photo or video of untended garbage (with location) and sharing it on your socials and tag
@KCCAUG
@KCCAED
II) Suggesting solutions to the garbage problem
III) Exhibiting
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People forget he's also an excellent mechanic. He's fixed my car a few times. Though I wonder if he still has time for that now 😄
@mkiboneka
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Africans need to learn that someone having a different opinion on a topic doesn't make them any less African than you. Grow up. Regardless of your views on the conflict, Justice Ssebutinde did her job. If you don't like it, shove it. Uganda is proud of her either way 🇺🇬.
Judge Julia Sebutinde from UGANDA, voted against all the provisional measures South Africa sought against Israel.
She is a disgrace to Africa and Africans. She's humiliated Africans before the whole world. She's betrayed the conscience of Africa on the Palestinian question.
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@LegendaryEnergy
Lack of "diversity". That's why it's safe. I speak as an African man born and raised in Japan for 10 years.
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The biggest kingdom has the most humble king. True power does not need flaunting.
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I'll have an important announcement to make in the morning.
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I've said many times that lockdown is an exercise in class warfare. The divide between the elite and the common person couldn't be more striking. The elite love lockdown because it equals less traffic, more allowances, and zero disruption of life. Or "Work from home" on full pay.
From a TV interview this morning, I passed via Lugogo, at a place popularly known as Game, to pick a coffee. What I saw was not lockdown state of affairs. Was this “lockdown” meant for downtown and the poor? Are all the elites essential workers?
@MinofHealthUG
@KagutaMuseveni
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It's never too late to level up. I am officially changing my style. Introducing: the New Me.
#MrHighIQ
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Reckless Radio is now RX Radio. UCC license acquired. Fatboy and Crystal start November 2nd. New app and website to be announced soon.
#RecklessForever
✊
#RecklessRadio
#RXRadio
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I agree with these guys that we need to move on from cook-a-thons. Others are building rockets to space meanwhile we want praise for just cooking non-stop. Whatever record she breaks will be broken in a few weeks by another idle person somewhere on the continent. Let's move on,
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You can listen to 10 hours of modern music and feel no emotions. Nice beats, yes, but no emotional impact. Then listen to just two 80s and early 90s songs and you feel your eyes getting moist because the songs are soooo beautiful. WTF happened to music?
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This is true environmental activism. Not flying to Europe to give speeches.
120 full time river warriors cleaning 200 rivers on a daily basis in Indonesia on a mission to stop plastic from going into the ocean
[📹 sungaiwatch]
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Wow I hadn't heard this side of the story before 🤔
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Always remember that once you sit on a boda you are also the co-driver. You must be alert and intervene whenever your rider is riding recklessly, speeding, attempting to negotiate jams by crossing lanes, or engaging in any risky manouvers that can put your life at risk.
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I don't feel compelled to call these cities. To me that's a HUGE stretch. No offense 😂
Mbale City. Congratulations!
Same to Jinja, Masaka, Gulu, Arua, Fort Portal & Mbarara.
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You may hate Museveni but he has always been a tactical genius. The way he methodically explains military strategy and maneuvering, I can't imagine Bobi Wine explaining things like this. Muhoozi has large shoes to fill! I had to watch this 3 times to appreciate his brilliance. He
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I've never understood why he needed another wife. This one was enough!
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How are you a Kingdom if the government has to build your Headquarters for you? If I were a Musoga this would cause me great embarrassment. I would refuse to accept one penny of national tax payer money. I wouldn't want my kingdom to be seen as a government welfare recipient.
President
@KagutaMuseveni
has revealed that the government is set to construct a new Busoga Kingdom Headquarters at Bugembe in Jinja City.
@simugabi
#NBSLiveAt9
#NBSUpdates
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Imagine studying hard all those years and toiling in your career, you finally get rich after 20 years, and now you have to eat like a poor person because you're middle aged and have high blood pressure 😆
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It's Beautiful. But show me the infrastructure. Tourism is 10% natural attractions and 90% infrastructure. The roads, transportation, accommodation, facilities, security, etc. Uganda touting nature all the time is a bit lazy in my opinion. And it's why tourism is stagnating.
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We live in an era where alot of women believe the simple and normal act of caring for a man is being compared to slavery. This hatred of Men and Masculinity needs to stop. It's time to speak out. Join the Boy Child/Men's Movement. Follow me for updates. The Revolution has begun.
No woman has ever won a trophy for being a slave to her man! This Jazz about the 2;00am Luwombo, no matter what luwombo it is, is so disgusting!
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I was attending a panel discussion on Foreign Information Manipulation and Interference (FIMI) at
@mcimediahub
this morning and I had the pleasure of meeting human rights activist Agatha Atuhaire (
@AAgather
) of
@AgoraCFR
who are helping protesters currently under detention.
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Yes, nice moves, but I've never been a fan of news journalists dancing on set. News readers are supposed to come across as serious and professional. It's like nowadays in Uganda to do journalism you apparently need a lit TikTok account. I don't like that 😆
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Thank you 🎉😊
Media personality
@jamesonen
celebrates daughter's first birthday today.
Happy Birthday little one 🙏
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Dating a rich woman is more expensive than dating a poor woman. Yes a poor woman will usually ask that you meet her direct needs ie cash, hair, rent, utility bills, etc. You buy her a cheap Tecno and she's happy. But with a rich woman the expenditure is on "entertainment". You
Females with their own money don’t care about nothing except how you treat them.
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@triggerpod
@KonstantinKisin
The term "Woke Right" is never going to catch on. You are trying too hard to sell it, and failing. Celebrate the diversity of opinions across the right and stop trying to police speech and ideas.
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Be careful Bobi. Asking the West to target your political enemies for sanctions is a dangerous move. Why? Because:
A. One day your enemies will do the same the day you come to power, and B. They will expect you to do their bidding after, or else.
C: We cry about our sovereignty,
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@JohnathanPerk
Stop this propaganda. Go to any household in any African country today. Maids typically kneel when summoned by their employer. Regardless of the race of the employer. You may not like that they do it, but it's just the culture in most of Africa. Even in 100% black households.
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"Hey Baby 💕" Sheeba will not recover from this Knock Out. The look on her face shows her complete annihilation.
@DoreenNyanjura
do you now see why having a husband is a great accomplishment? This clip shows that Feminism brings sadness only. I hope many will see the light 😁
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Most divorces are initiated by women (they initiate 70%+ of divorces generally, and 90%+ of divorces if she has a university degree 🎓) I keep telling married women to stay married. As long as there wasn't violence, stay married. No matter how annoying you think your husband is,
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Thank you to the amazing ladies at Stanbic Bank
@stanbicug
😄👍
I recieved this wonderful gift package this evening at my office 😊💖💕
But the message... 😆🙌
[Dear Fat Boy AKA Baby Daddy, James Onen, at Stanbic Bank, we have always believed in your productivity potential.
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What did I tell you about activists. Is there any surprise as to why they are universally despised? I am glad he has exposed himself. My point is proven. They are as obnoxious as they are useless.
I have been fighting for Justice, liberty, and freedom for ALL Ugandans while you’re hawking bottled water. Where do you get the audacity to lecture me about human rights? Huh!
Omutembeyi “influencer” wa amazzi,
@jamesonen
, wefuge! It’s not me who fired you from
@882SanyuFM
!
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1. It seems some of the criticism is starting to sting. That's good. But maybe instead of doubling down in his own sense of grandeur, he should spend a few weeks off the cameras, and spend time developing attractive policy ideas and a better understanding of policy and systems.
I'll dedicate this quote to a section of our intellectual class.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
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Question for my friends from western, east and central Uganda, have you ever tasted boo and malakwang? 😋
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President, Boy Child Movement 🇺🇬 also CEO, RX Radio
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Dear Africans, let me never hear you cry about Colonialism again.
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Where I was born vs. Where my daughter was born. I weep for Uganda 🇺🇬 😆
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Thank you Fraine Supermarket NTINDA 🛒
@FraineSupermar1
for this wonderful gift. This wonderful lady Acculate recognized me and said I am a regular customer so they wanted to give me something small in appreciation. Now THAT'S what they call customer service! I will never stop
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Guys, either produce actual evidence of that 1.7 Billion or just keep quiet.
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Looks like he was hit by a tear gas cannister. But why aim it directly at someone 🤷🏿♂️
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The story of how my weight loss journey began simply by drinking more Water. I have since shed 40kgs since I began my journey. Drink more water in 2023 💦😋💪. Share and spread this message ✨
#DrinkMoreWaterIn2023
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Is the Iron sheets saga a case of entrapment? Meaning were they distrubuted with the aim of getting rid of certain people from govt? Coz It's hard for me 2 believe that in a nation where trillions have bn stolen mere iron sheets is leading to all these arrests. I don't buy it 😂
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I keep hearing about people feeling homeless on the airwaves right now. There's a serious gap in the market with regards to the availability for high brow content. All the players chasing the 'masses' while neglecting an important segment of the society with a more refined taste.
Ever since
@jamesonen
was sacked from
@882SanyuFM
and I switched to
@RadioOneFM90
have discovered it plays the best classic music in UG.
Am really in love with my new radio hits not so much with my new presenters though.
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If you want a stable marriage find someone who hates fun. Fun in marriage is a recent Western concoction. The search for fun is the number one cause of break up. Normalise boredom. Boredom is good. It's stable and peaceful. If you constantly need excitement you are the problem.
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Please install anti slip mats in your bathrooms. Bathroom accidents have claimed many lives 🙏
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Chris Obore of 20 years ago would not have said this. What happened? 🤣
UPDATE- There’s no bribe Hon. Mpuuga received from parliament it was a legitimate pay -
@ChrisObore1
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We need to talk about how men are oppressed at home.
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Maybe I'm clueless but someone waking up one day and deciding to stop showing up to work shouldn't warrant a 35 year jail sentence 🤔 .
Update: A UPDF Court Martial at Moroto army barracks has sentenced 44-year-old Private Abraham Engwedu to 35 years in prison for desertion. Engwedu, formerly of the 19 Infantry Battalion, fled his unit armed in November 2006, only to be apprehended at his home in Kalaki district.
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The media is supposed to QUESTION the government and its affiliated institutions. Not be trained by them and feel humbled after 😂🤦🏿
I’m deeply humbled to be part of the
Ugandan Media trained by
@MinofHealthUG
& partners to sensitize the public on
#COVID19VaccinationUG
that will see 49.6% of Uganda’s population vaccinated with sectors of our economy back& running since the total lockdown.🙏🏽🙏🏽
📸:
@bamulanzeki
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As a heavy Internet user I've been using the lycamobile 100GB for 50k monthly bundle for 2 years now. Just from a pricing standpoint, I am yet to find a more attractive deal. I wonder why MTN and Airtel don't reduce their prices even further in light of that competition. And I
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