Wow. Just... wow. Just went through LAX immigration. Presented my journalist visa and was stopped by the CBP agent and accused of being part of the ‘fake news media’.
Apparently the only truth now comes from YouTube and the president. All this said under a CBP sign that says “we are the face of our nation.” And with a framed picture of 45 staring down. In fucking California!!! Welcome to Trump’s America!
The fact that I had been watching Years And Years on the plane made it particularly poignant! This isn’t news but the malignant affect this presidency has had on what was once a beacon of democracy and freedom is absolutely chilling.
He wanted to know if I’d ever worked for CNN or MSNBC or other outlets that are “spreading lies to the American people.” He aggressively told me that journalists are liars and are attacking their democracy.
He let me go after I said that I was just here to write about Star Wars, and would keep the fake news about that to a bare minimum. Thankfully the statute of limitations has expired on
@ChrisHewitt
’s 5 star review of Attack Of The Clones...
To clarify for those (kindly) saying this was illegal detention, I wasn’t detained or taken into a room. This all happened at the visa/passport/fingerprint check and only lasted a couple of minutes. He made no attempt to physically detain me beyond the questions (and lecture).
- No I wasn’t mistreated or detained in any way. Questions at customs are to be expected while fingerprinting etc is going on. It’s just the fake news/MSM diatribe that was surprising and inappropriate.
- No I didn’t get his name or make a complaint. As I said, he didn’t mistreat me so while I despair that an official made these comments and that these troubling views have clearly been so normalised, I didn’t take it any further. (I just moaned about it on twitter!)
In case there’s any lingering ambiguity from the trailer (and McDiarmid’s appearance at the panel!), I can 100% confirm that Palpatine is back in The Rise Of Skywalker as I just asked JJ. He’s thrilled - and slightly incredulous- that McDiarmid’s presence on set didn’t leak.
It’s
#InternationalWomensDay
and in a bid to save the time and sanity spent addressing the same old shit that comes up every year, I’ve pre-written my responses to the inevitable tide of hand-wringing. Pick the answer that applies to your particular grievance and have a nice IWD.
There is a
@taylorswift13
movie out today on DIsney+ and I am going to watch it and I will not apologise for it and Folklore is my album of the year. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
But when members of law enforcement (let alone the guy in the White House!) see all press as an enemy of the people then you’ve strayed into some pretty fucking dark territory. Maybe try not to do that, okay?
Update: just heard from the CBP Director of Field Operations in LA who called personally to apologise. He said they’ve identified the agent concerned and are taking appropriate action to ensure it doesn’t happen again.
@davidmackau
Sorry to hear that. Good that it got sorted. I didn’t even think to look at his name (10 hour flight!) but honestly, I was more depressed than upset by it. I thought he was joking at first!
The dismissal of all negative opinion as ‘fake news’ is Orwellian and insidious and the demonising of a free press is the first step in dismantling the freedoms this country is supposed to celebrate.
Am at a quiz where the answer to which Indy film has the longest title was given as Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark! I swear to Kali I nearly set the fucking building on fire. It’s wrong on TWO counts!
Republican or Democrat, it should be fairly obvious to anyone paying attention that this administration has, at best, an alarmingly casual relationship with the truth.
My main take away from all this is just how normalised abnormality has become here. Regardless of your political leaning, accepting propaganda and wilful disinformation as fact has pretty scary consequences.
All of which marks the end of a somewhat surreal 24 hours. I appreciated his call and the fact that they a) took it seriously and b) owned up to it straight away and didn’t try to dismiss it as, yes, fake news.
Look, I’m a privileged white male who watches films for a living and flew out to LA to write about wookiees. That someone was mean to me at customs is a symphony for the world’s smallest violin.
He affirmed that the CBP values its relationship with the media, that this treatment shouldn’t occur and assured me that this won’t happen to me again on my next trip to LA!
...open your mind to the possibility that, just maybe, when everyone has access to the same security, respect and opportunities then we might *all* be better off. Have a great
#InternationalWomensDay2019
5. No, social justice warriors are not trying to make you ashamed of being a man. They’re trying to make you ashamed of acting like a bellend. There’s a difference.
We loved
#TheLastofUsPartII
so much that we recorded an in-depth spoiler special podcast for it with director
@Neil_Druckmann
. What’s more, it’s free to all on the regular Empire podcast feed!
Finally finished
#NormalPeople
and it has absolutely wrecked me! A magnificent 12 episodes of television that makes you *feel* every scene. A raw, honest, maddeningly believable relationship with two incredible leads. One of the best things I’ve seen all year.
2. Yes, the incidence of suicide among young men is horrible. Perhaps if we taught our boys to deal with feelings and not conform to outdated notions of what masculinity is, they’d feel more able to seek help when they’re most vulnerable.
2. 1 in 4 women suffer domestic violence, 1 in 5 women have been sexually assaulted, women are paid 8.6% less, and on top of that they have to deal with daily abuse from malignant corners of Internet fandom. But please do carry on with the narrative that men are the real victims.
3. No she didn’t. She simply pointed out that most film journalists are white men. I’m one of them. That doesn’t mean your penis excludes you from enjoying Captain Marvel, nor that the film is alienating men. It just happens to be celebrating a woman. Shocking, I know.
6. Of course being a man doesn’t automatically make you a misogynist. Although, if you do find yourself having to defend against this term on a semi-regular basis then you might want to sit down and have a think about why.
7. No, it isn’t. Feminism is about gender equality, plain and simple. There’s no sinister endgame where men are oppressed by their vagina-wielding overlords. So chill out, check your privilege and...
I mean....
- We *started* slavery.
- We denied women the vote in the first place, until they won it for themselves.
- We also *were* the Nazis in WW2.
- We’re really not.
- It isn’t.
- It *really* isn’t.
Also, ‘the media’ is predominantly run by... white men!
White men.
- We ended slavery.
- We gave women the vote.
- We fought the Nazis in WW2.
- We are being discriminated.
- "White privilege" is a racist myth.
- "Male privilege" is a sexist myth.
The far-left attacks us daily.
The media attacks us daily.
Why?
4. No you are not. You can only be ‘under siege’ if there’s a hostile army encamped outside your walls, blocking supply trains and occasionally hurling a boulder in your direction. You are, at worst, on the wrong side of an argument about gender inclusivity. Don’t be be dramatic.
Good for him. Like Fox News in America, The Mail is an absolute plague on the tone of discourse in this country. Their commitment to commoditising misery, distorting perception and stoking public fears and prejudice does nothing to shower them in glory.
"I lost my mother and now I watch my wife falling victim to the same powerful forces"
Prince Harry says he and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, are suing the Mail on Sunday newspaper over the publication of a letter written by the duchess
Heartfelt thanks to all who said our podcasts helped them get through 2020. This year has been a real shitshow at the fuck factory, but talking bollocks in your ears each week with
@ChrisHewitt
,
@HelenLOHara
,
@Terri_White
and
@boydhilton
has kept me sane. I ♥️ you 3000.
What in the name of flaming incel fuck is this steaming hot take from a sitting MP? Yes mate, Jodie Whitaker has turned all men into Tommy Shelby. Bellend.
Many of you will have heard this on the pod but... all seven seasons of The West Wing are coming to All4 on Wednesday! We drink from the keg of glory - bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!
Finally, it’s been announced! Couldn’t be more thrilled for Terri and will do my absolute best to get
@billiepiper
on the podcast *as* Terri so that I can Jamesplain to her about The Expanse. I feel it will be invaluable character research.
@Terri_White
@PilotTVPod
Don’t miss the chance to bid on this fantastic print of the legendary
@Schwarzenegger
, shot by photographer Sarah Dunn. All proceeds go to help Sarah’s recovery and it’s signed by the big man himself! Do it! Do it now!
Dear twitter, is there ANY way to stop my iPhone autocorrecting ‘well’ to ‘we’ll’ at the beginning of a sentence? it makes being patronising unnecessarily difficult.
And the first remote Empire podcast is in the bag! Prepare your ears for its arrival tomorrow afternoon. Warning: contains more talk of (cat) bums and (human) sex acts than usual.
Brief summation of the last hour: OMG JJ. OMG Lando. OMG Rest of cast. OMG new droid. OMG new aliens. OMG trailer!! OMG title!!! OMG The Emperor’s laugh!!!! OMG IAN MCDIARMID!!!!!!!!
I may be medically dead after the 12 hour folly that was
#PilotTV200
but we survived it and, despite being exhausting, it was an absolute blast! Huge thanks to everyone who braved the erratic post-strike trains to be there with us ALL DAY!
I’m saving the review for the next podcast but since the embargo is up, I’d just like to say that
#StarTrekPicard
is entirely excellent and feels like its own organic entity rather than a nostalgic cash-in. Engaging (no pun intended) from the off.
Two years ago, I got chatting to a lovely guy at the
@empiremagazine
live podcast recording. Earlier this week, he asked me to marry him. I said yes, obviously. (cc
@jplinnell
)
#filmnerdsforever
Gutted to hear about Robbie Coltrane. An absolute legend. I think I first saw him in Krull, but to me he will always be the inimitable Fitz in Cracker. He was an absolute delight every time I interviewed him. A superb actor and a great talent.
Things
@Terri_White
will miss when she leaves, number 1: that time I wrote the Pilot TV cover feature for
#StarTrekPicard
and submitted it it in Klingon…
@jicastillo
Honestly, it’s one guy’s opinion. I don’t think it’s right to say this kind of thing in an official capacity but he’s entitled to his political views. He didn’t mistreat me in any way.
Duuuuuuuuuuuune! You may not be able to watch it until March but you can listen to me Dunesplain in excruciating detail across half the magazine in the meantime.
I have to say, this week’s
@PilotTVPod
(the 150th!) may be one of my favourites ever. Proper tears of laughter as Terri went off on one about “fantasy shite” and “animation bellends”. I am going to miss this SO MUCH!!!
It’ll be up on Monday in all its glory for you all to enjoy.
You may not necessarily get this from listening to us bicker on the podcast but
@Terri_White
is quite regularly my personal hero. This interview is just one of the reasons why. It’s amazing and you should listen to it all.
Tomorrow not only marks the last episode of
#WandaVision
but our final Spoiler Special podcast for the show as well 😩. Big thanks to Disney for sending a beautiful print of the stunning
@Cakes_Comics
poster to mark the occasion.