James Hampson
@james_hampson
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Proud Father to Ruby and Isobel Hampson. Hanging on to the fact I played for Liverpool when I was 15!
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Asked one of the players to send me a picture of his passport and he sent me this... Naming no name but my gosh is he poorly 🤣🤦🏻♂️
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Thiago on a different planet. Got to ride this peppering out! Wan Bisaka was that kid in high school who used to wear his coat as a cape...
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To the person who handed my wallet in at stretford police station last night and left everything in it you’ve proper restored my faith in humanity! Please retweet so I can try and get them something
#MerryChristmas
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Those peronis in the fridge are looking tempting 🏃🏻♂️🧑🏻🦽
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Like Christmas Eve for a lot of people I know both managers and players. Just good to be back at it after being told to stay at home, don’t speak to anyone and don’t kiss grandma. Go and support your local team tomorrow, buy a beer, programme, do the namecard and have a chat 🍺⚽️
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Heavy news this. Anyone who sees this if you’re ever feeling down drop me a message, I’ve got loads of stories of being miserable and rubbish at football I’d rather hear your story than hear your obituary!
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Britain’s most ripped footballer and me in the back ground, feeling a little tubby
On a lighter note, West’s midfielder
@Leon3Scott
has a interesting story in
@TheSun
the ex
@Official_Darlo
player has been dubbed “Britain’s most ripped footballer’.
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Promotion now officially confirmed! We did it the hard way and had to wait but not bad for a pub team
#promotion
#teamavro
#CarpeDiem
🔵⚫️⚽️
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Anyone seen our Kitman, Ged Coyne?
Just left our group chat, keys on the side and Emmanuel Adebayours size 13 trainers he never had off…
looked like this on Monday
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Christmas time is mad! Loads of people down or in a bad way, always here for a chat or story, coffee or a pint just message me privately!
Failing that:
-Samaritans: 116 123
-Calm: 0800 58 58 58
-Anxiety UK: 03444 775 774
-Mind: 0300 123 3393
-Hopeline UK: 0800 068 4141
❤️
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First game in 18 months!
19 stone
3 assists
Scored the winner
MOM performance
Up the Bury Vets 🔵
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Rusty 1st half, which is expected having a team of heavy kids…
2nd half, when they sobered up, absolutely brilliant
#upthefuckinRo
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Just seen
@a12myp
offering old dears who’s twisted up their MCL’s on an icy Alkrington precinct MRI’s whilst still on the deck!
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What a guy. How are you not knighted, running the country, superman, An Avenger, chancellor of the exchequer, Forward for the Chicago bulls and head of WHO?
I received this tweet yesterday from a young lady who after seeing one of my tweets got a symptom checked and just started chemo. I hope she can inspire others to get checked.
Approaching it all with a smile - just amazing
@Ladyb1itz
.
Wishing you all the best in your treatment.
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United been more careless in possession than the McCanns
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Up the fucking ‘Ro
Full-Time at The Vestacare Stadium
Avro 3-2 Lower Breck
Liam Ellis 64', Louis Potts 82', Fenton Reeves 85'
James Cottrell 35', Anthony Brown 90'
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Could bite a curly whirly and not touch chocolate
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69 a side in the cage! With a few Pacey back heels
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Proper cup tie over the two legs, tonight had it all! Proud of the lads, put everything on the line and just came up short in extra time. Full credit to
@CalumMcIntyre
and
@RuncornLinnets
👏 best of luck in next round
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Always remember “Number 10 you’re fat and your shit!”
I mean they were right on both accounts 🤣🤣🤣 but it’s just one of those things in football isn’t it 🤷🏻♂️
@matthbarnes10
@barlickfc
@stateofmindsprt
Come on you…
It’s football tribalism - supporters try to get under the opposition’s skin. There are some disgraceful chants aimed at players that need addressing, but there’s nothing vindictive in a chant like that!
There needs to be an element of resilience around players…
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Anyone know where I can get pitch hire for this weekend?
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Horrible game. To win on penalties is a lottery as we found out in the quarter final of the other cup. First 🏆 as a manager... so will take it!
Those fucking rathbones man!
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First season in a very long time I’m not playing or managing…
Good luck to all the gaffers, friends and foes (few of them too) for tomorrow!
🎢⚽️
All 60 of our clubs are in action either tonight or tomorrow as the 2024/25 season gets going.
Read the matchday preview on our website here:
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City not messing around in the transfer window, Chelsea dropping £200m too, whereas Untied trying buy Sancho using Klarna… I beg you United please start doing a bit!
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Business as usual for the players!
@HeysFans
let’s get behind the lads and be in full voice on Saturday
“Everywhere we go”
⚽️🔴⚪️
After a difficult week at the club we are now gearing up for a return to action when we welcome
@barlickfc
to Adie Moran Park on Saturday in the
@nwcfl
Premier Division (3pm). The weather looks good so let’s see you out in force to get behind the lads!
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The win was good! But it’s all about the big man today
@Charlieob2004
go on Chazzel! Thoroughly deserved! Goodness knows where the club would be without putting
@a12myp
@the_tinkerman
in their place 👏
A massive congratulations to the FA and McDonald's Grassroots Volunteer of the Year Charlie O'Brien! 👏👏👏
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People have short minds in football, cast your mind back three weeks and we were slating these lads. Football is funny some times. We’ve got the Jlings memes maguire memes Kane bagging for fun, waistcoat Wednesday, the country is thriving off the back of these lads!
#doneusproud
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Been doing it for years! ⚽️
The
@avrofc
Man of The Match as nominated by our opponents
@WinsfordUnited
yesterday was awarded to
@LeeOBri87695816
OB's 110% effort and never say die spirit was again on show yesterday, and he capped a non stop performance with a well taken goal to get us back in the game 🙌
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Imagine queuing up outside sports direct for 5 hours for a pair of Slazenger trainers? 🤦🏻♂️
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My gaffer 🫡
Your mumbled team talks
Dodging cups of tea I’ve thrown at you
League titles and trophy’s
Belt whipping fights
Hiding out in the pub
Thanks for the memories
28 successful years Fuller
Well after 28 years coaching I’ve officially retired , met some amazing people along the way ,some people that are still close friends , football is an Amazing sport that is more than just a game ⚽️⚽️
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The harder you work the luckier you get! Up the fucking ‘Ro
Full-time!
Congleton Town 1-2 Avro
Tom Pope 72'
Joe Rathbone 4' Duncan Knott 88'
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Nearly done 🐌🧑🏻🦽
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Up the fucking ‘Ro
Full-Time at The Vestacare Stadium
Avro 3-0 Runcorn Town
Michael Afuye 46', Liam Ellis 60', 90+3'
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Up the fucking Heys 🔴⚪️⚽️ brilliant support from the faithful today!
@HeysFans
YESSSSS! all over 2-1 Heys more to follow magnificent!
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Always wanted to try Ket, I was a bit unsure but this has made my mind up
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A fucking thunder bastard!
@kanewallwork
...we thought that we had scored. The match officials were not so sure. Thankfully for us, Kane Wallwork decided to take matters into his own hands....
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95mins+
#Thongytime
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Up the fucking ‘Ro
Full-Time at The Tameside Stadium
Curzon Ashton 0-1 Avro
Liam Ellis 34'
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Up the fucking Heys 🔴⚪️⚽️
85 Brown goes off replaced by none other than joint manager James Hampson!
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Just wanted to say THANKYOU for the memories
@AvroFC
! Thank you to each and every player, staff/board member, volunteer and supporter for your help and support over the past 4/5 years. Thanks
@james_hampson
🤝 for standing together with me! Too many to mention but you know 💯❤️
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Game called off means one thing!
No red cards for the Heys this weekend!
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Breakfast, Dinner and Tea! 💪
Up the bastard Heys!
⚽️🔴⚪️
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Me tonight after my 6 minute cameo , towing a caravan and blowing three gaskets, two hernias and serious blurred vision
It's "just the mickey mouse cup" when Manchester United win it, but they celebrated it like they just discovered gold 😅
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Been doing it for years! Up the fucking Jolly 🔵🟡
The winning run has ended, but the unbeaten run rolls on.
2-2 draw at home to Albion .
@james_hampson
with a brace for the jolly including this beauty
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Up the fucking Ro ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
FT 1-5 a great win on the road for Avros tonight. Thanks to
@AshtonAthletic
for the hospitality and welcome tonight, we wish them all the best for the rest of the season.
@nwcfl
@NWCFLScores
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Hated every single yard, metre, mile... beat last year’s time.
Not bad for a fat parcel... San Miguel Sunday now 🏃🏻♂️🍻🤮
#mcrhalf
#manchesterhalfmarathon
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A lot of clubs signing power point presentation managers, relegations, scandals and big budgets
@KIwithkiller
Me and the bald cunt
@LeeOB1983
unemployed in Belfast doing our UEFA Z
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Mad tweet! Released?!
@jackcoop93
welcomed back to
@PrestwichHeysFC
with open arms following the pre agreed duel reg with Vics coming to an end…
𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗣 | 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗗
Northwich Victoria would like to announce that Jack Coop has been released from the club.
We thank Jack for his efforts in the famous green and white and wish him well for his future endeavours.
#Vics
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#Trickies
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#ZiggaZagga
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Only person I’ve seen jumper higher than that is when a girl jumps to conclusions!
Seen something similar many years ago in a red shirt vs Roma 🤔 works his socks off day in day out that lad.. what a player
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Fuck you GMB - propaganda peddling nonces
Would you uninvite friends from social events if they chose not to have a Covid-19 vaccine?
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To the 87 keepers we’ve duel registered and got starts for tomorrow with their parent clubs, good luck go smash it!
To the keeper we’ve signed and got injured, blessing in disguise as clearly you can’t catch 🧤⚽️
Non league at its finest, pass me a Manchester craft 🍻
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Isobel Hampson! Not stopped talking and still at it. 8:43 this morning looking forward to the tea and toast now.
@amandakusznir
was a little warrior and is…
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Saw a player today captain a club for the 2nd time, i then told him he had his arm band on the wrong arm… he then switched the arm band…
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Appreciate the support
@jesswhipdayX
@dannyhewitt243
and Morrow on the graveyard shift shuffle 🧑🏻🦽🐌
Couldn’t tell you the last time I saw this hour, but one last push for
@james_hampson
legggoooo🧑🏻🦽🏃🏽♀️
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I can’t believe what I’ve seen tonight…
Cannot believe my eyes… a 42 year old man who’s birthday it was on Monday, got bought these off his wife as a present and he doesn’t actually play anymore?
Puddled!
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UTFJ 🔵🟡⚽️
3-2 win against a good
@NewallGreenfc
side.
Good competitive game with not much in it.
Thongy with the goals ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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Look at this, been replaced by spice heads and fucking concrete slabs! Absolutely terrible
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That last bit twisted me up, I’m sat here with my superman pyjamas on back to front
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Up the fucking ‘Ro
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Everyone who played on bowlee on a Sunday off their nut used to warm up like this, apart from the few doing the nets, seen it with my own eyes
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First day of pre season today
@a12myp
just said to me don’t kill them with the running they won’t enjoy it 🤦🏻♂️ it’s pre season I want them spewing ⚽️🏃♂️🤢
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Aguero man, what a player, I’m a United fan and I was sick when he signed, scored those two against Swansea and just went on a madden from there! Respect where’s it’s due to Kun
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Rubes is ready 🟠⚽️
⚽ NEXT UP ⚽ FA VASE 🏆
📅 Saturday 19 Sep
🆚
@BottesfordTown
🏟️ Vestacare Stadium OL8 3JH
🕒 KO 3pm
🎟️ £6 Adults £3 Concessions Advanced tickets from here :
⛔ Capacity strictly 300
☣️ Follow all
@FA
and
@GOVUK
guidelines
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Tinned grey peas, criminal this meal, apple sauce and burnt arse hole end of beef 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Get those San Moogies lined up... drinking it dry
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There are players bottling pens on bowlee all criticising elite footballers about pens with 80k in attendance and about 300m around the world watching! Takes bollocks we lost we had a chance! England was mint for this tournament, songs, belief, we’re all proud 🦁🦁🦁
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What strength glue you on? Seriously you ok? Spending too much time with Ged and Nige you potty man. You’re not in the matrix or a witch just get on with it
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We will rise again
been an upsetting day , there has been a fire
@avrofc
it’s damaged the clubhouse gym & Changing rooms we can’t let this deter us from having the best facility and continue or growth both on and off the pitch ,Let’s all stay positive no negativity
#teamavro
#teamfox
@ant_crolla
👍
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⚫️🔵
The club would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to Joint-Manager,
@james_hampson
.
Happy Birthday Thongy!
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For those who are asking Ob isn’t a jehovas witness that’s our trophy! Team of the year bitches 🏆
Joint managers Lee O’Brien and
@james_hampson
receive the
@Manchester_FA
Grassroots award for
@avrofc
Male Team of the Year.
@OldhamChronicle
@newsinoldham
@TheOldhamTimes
@SimonUpNorth
@Smedders1966
@Mark_P_Reporter
@TalkingTurkeyWB
@LiamBradford84
@NonLeaguePaper
@normanfm1066
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👏
Heys appoint Melford Knight as First Team Coach - Lee O'Brien and James Hampson add to their management team
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Up the fucking ‘Ro ⚽️⚫️🔵🟠
FT 1-6 a great performance by the lads tonight at
@Padiham_FC
as we sign off into lockdown
@nwcfl
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Did well, didn’t look one bit out of place, but left his kit inside out so owes a £2 fine, tell him to bring his pocket money weekend 🔵⚫️⚽️
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Good to see the two stepper
@kanewallwork
back on the pitch today, missed him in and around the dressing room, thought we deserved more from the game but that’s football. Take the positives and learn from the mistakes
#crazygang
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