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@jakeures
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Well hopefully we won’t have to find out!
@latimes
Los Angeles Times
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Aaron Boone says if Yankees win World Series, he hopes they do it with 'more class' than Dodgers
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@jakeures
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Trump simultaneously wants to eliminate the DOE and also rule it with an iron fist which perfectly articulates his weakness which is to let Cato lunatics and ketamine-fueled moldbug nerds fight over contradictory tactics for how they want to destroy the federal government
@ChrisMurphyCT
Chris Murphy 🟧
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Watch this short exchange, in which the nominee to be Secretary of Education says that the Trump Administration may micromanage what school clubs can exist and what history courses schools can teach. Perhaps the most stunning federal takeover of education in our history.
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jakeures
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Many people will say it was much later, but the end of television was when American Horror Story stopped shooting on film.
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jakeures
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Right before Valentine’s Day, too. Rough stuff.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Kanye West and Bianca Censori have split and are heading for divorce, TMZ reports.
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jakeures
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Being against most welfare but loving vaccines is basically my dad’s politics.
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper 🦅
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.@SenMcConnell on RFK Jr: “I'm a survivor of childhood polio. In my lifetime, I've watched vaccines save millions of lives from devastating diseases across America and around the world. I will not condone the re-litigation of proven cures,…
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jakeures
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Gotta imagine this doesn't portend well for the ol dollar.
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
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Trump proposes trilateral agreement with China and Russia to mutually draw down military budgets by 50% "One of the first meetings I want to have is with president Xi of China, president Putin of Russia. And I want to say, let's cut our military budget in half."
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@jakeures
jakeures
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When has it ever been different?
@optimizoor
vectorized.eth
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It’s now more socially acceptable to be racist and antisemitic than to be communist.
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jakeures
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Some enterprising Democratic Party operative could have probably run a ruthlessly left wing shadow government while Biden wandered the halls instead of letting the State Department run every Ukrainian man under 60 through buzzsaw and fund a genocide in Gaza.
@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
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Had a very good meeting with @elonmusk in Washington DC. We discussed various issues, including those he is passionate about such as space, mobility, technology and innovation. I talked about India’s efforts towards reform and furthering ‘Minimum Government, Maximum Governance.’
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jakeures
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I don’t think it’s going to be relevant this year, but I think a Pete Hegseth’s desire to build a third temple at Al-Aqsa in Jerusalem is going to come up.
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jakeures
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@notnotnuanced NYC wins this round.
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I just hope that if we make it through this period of American politics that even nominally left wing people can shut the fuck up about having reservations about Communist leaders of the past who exacted reprisals on their political enemies after gaining power.
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jakeures
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@jakebrodes It will be revealed that her father was navy intelligence who was stationed with Chris Dorner which will cause some guy who has a parapolitics podcast with 5 patrons called The Years of Bread to have a nervous breakdown and call Brace a fed.
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jakeures
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Twin Peaks jump scare.
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@jakeures
jakeures
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Please @PaulMcCartney come to LA. I will make you a beautiful eggplant lasagna.
@brooklynvegan
BrooklynVegan
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Paul McCartney at Bowery Ballroom night 2 setlist - 2/12/25
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@jakeures
jakeures
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Other than the obvious teams, I really think the Cubs, Blue Jays, and the Tigers are going to be fun to watch this season.
@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
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The first pitching matchup of the 2025 season is set 🍿
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jakeures
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Is this a funny or die skit
@buckyeilish
riri*.ᐟ
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his mannerisms is so on point i feel like i wanna punch him in the face. sebastian the actor that you are!
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jakeures
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They're going to reverse engineer Law and Order: SVU but make it humorless and boring.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Details on #TrueDetective S5 • Set in NYC • New story and characters but will have connections to S4 • Rumored to have 3 leads — 2 males & 1 female • Releasing in 2027 (via @Deadline)
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jakeures
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Chud Meridian
@RepTimBurchett
Rep. Tim Burchett
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I'll be introducing the "Cartel Marque and Reprisal Authorization Act of 2025" which would authorize @realDonaldTrump to commission privately armed and equipped individuals or groups to seize persons and property of any cartel, cartel member, or cartel-linked organization.
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jakeures
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If Bernie had won there would have been a DOGE that was headed up by Matt Bruenig
@MattBruenig
Matt Bruenig
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My NLRB Research database now contains circuit court cases involving the NLRB going back to 1935, all text-searchable along the same lines as everything else, and self-updating.
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