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@jakelawless_
jake
7 years
A picture can tell a thousand words
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jake
4 years
You’re offended by a sticker that claims you’re offended by everything
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Bryan
4 years
7. Leaving offensive stickers on the seats after a Liverpool game.
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@jakelawless_
jake
2 years
Might be a new record that, 15 seconds
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@jakelawless_
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7 years
You’re offended about a sticker that claims you’re offended by everything
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@jakelawless_
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10 months
Yeah you were close to be fair
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@PhillipMPope
Phillip Pope
10 months
@Andrew_Heaton Cost us the title that year.
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
Waited 14 months for a game and I was in the bogs for the only goal
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@jakelawless_
jake
2 years
Gomes been sold then
@efc_fanservices
Everton Fan Services
2 years
🏟 | We currently have vacancies in casual matchday roles at Goodison Park. Apply here:
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@jakelawless_
jake
9 years
Jamie Vardy is a man of his word
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
He was in the same year in school as me
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HLTCO
3 years
I feel this man perfectly embodies the vast majority of Everton’s fan-base.
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
Do you understand how Everton it is that we had Ancelotti and James Rodriguez for one full season and there were no fans allowed at the games 🤣
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
no
@RustlersOnline
Rustlers
4 years
@jakelawless_ Hi @jakelawless_ It has been a while, you still hungry?! We'll sort you out with some free burgers. All you gotta do is get 100 retweets on a tweet that mentions us. Ready? Go!
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
Rondon today
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@jakelawless_
jake
7 years
Barkley when he goes on loan to Sunderland next season and sees Oviedo
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
Jasmine: You can’t work well with anyone Sabrina Tom: Neither can you Jasmine Jasmine: Now you’re just making it personal #TheApprentice
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
Allan as soon as they kick off on Saturday
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@jakelawless_
jake
7 years
I have a lot of respect for both Swansea and manager, Paul Clements. He/they easily could have ‘parked the bus’ like the likes of Klopp, Pulis and Mourinho would have. Instead, they played an open game. Wish them the best for the remainder of the season.
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
That noise when he goes 1 on 1 🤌
@DemaraiArmy
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3 years
Scored in his last 3. Bargain of the summer. £1.7m Demarai Gray😍
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
Pro Clubs when the keepers on his phone
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
Everton are the worst team I’ve seen at Goodison this season
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 months
GUESS WHAT IT WAS 1-0 EVERTON COME ONNNNN 🤣🤣
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
I absolutely hate Everton all we needed for Europe was to get a point against 20th Sheff Utd at home
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@jakelawless_
jake
9 years
Its school not a shooting range
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
37 pens and this is the only one he saved obviously
@WilliamHill
William Hill
3 years
We're just minutes from a penalty shoot-out in Gdansk... 👐 David De Gea's last penalty save? 2016, from Everton's Romelu Lukaku. He's faced 25 since... 😳 His luck has to change at some point, right? 😅 #UELfinal
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
Apparently Pep made Walker & Jesus snog all the players cos he was scared of Everton
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
This needs to be a regular thing as well, sounds so good
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@jakelawless_
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4 years
This is Allan at Finch Farm apparently
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@jakelawless_
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4 years
We’ll smoke city anyway
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jake
4 years
We’ll smoke Spurs anyway
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
James Rodriguez And Manuel Neuer playing football in Birkenhead Hahahaha wow
@FCBayernEN
FC Bayern
6 years
We're excited for this one 🔥 #packmas #UCL #LFCFCB
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@jakelawless_
jake
2 years
Me everytime palace get the ball in our half tonight
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@jakelawless_
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7 years
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@jakelawless_
jake
1 year
Yeah but one of our fans gave James Rodriguez a bottle of echo falls after we beat West Brom
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@ArneysReds
Slotty 2 Hotty
1 year
Fabinho was gifted a Rolex by a fan because he played well… A FAN. Na we can’t compete with Saudi 😂😂
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5 years
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5 years
Houses can’t walk
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@jakelawless_
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3 years
True
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@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
3 years
Everton will consider Ross Barkley among their targets for January loan signings. [telegraph] #cfc
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@jakelawless_
jake
10 months
@MelbenLFC You were closer to Burnley that season than city
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@jakelawless_
jake
9 years
someone tell Shaqiri the only thing he can do in Stoke is go Alton Towers and that's not the best idea when legs are important to your job
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@jakelawless_
jake
3 years
Get this lad on the blower
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@ElBobble
The Bobble
3 years
Everton players and staff are to listen to stories, emails and calls from Everton fans, ahead of the fixture against Newcastle United, on Thursday night. Goodison Park is also to be prepared with additional flags and banners ahead of the game 🔵
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@jakelawless_
jake
5 years
We want 65 million upfront
@TheEvertonEnd
The Everton End
5 years
Crystal Palace are set to submit a second bid for James McCarthy. (Source: Sky Sports News) #FreeZaha #EFC
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jake
5 years
No ones name is Hernan Berman
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
5 years
Everton are close to signing River Plate’s Santiago Sosa for a fee of €15m (£13.3m). His agent, Hernan Berman, is currently in London to try to have a work permit granted for him. (Source: Clarin)
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@jakelawless_
jake
7 years
amazing
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
Why has Kieron Dowell got black arms
@Everton
Everton
6 years
📸 | Our squad photo 2018/19! #EFC 🔵⚪️
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
No international footy till March
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
33% of Newcastle’s wins this season have been against Everton
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
You’ve got to be seriously rattled to go back to a picture which is 22 years old. Well done to all blues involved 👍🏻
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@jakelawless_
jake
5 years
Gutted, really wanted to buy the echo today as well
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@jakelawless_
jake
7 years
My CB did better an Anfield in the 90th min
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
Virgil Van Dijk played for Celtic while Wes Brown won the league & European cup btw
@JoeOBLFC
Joe
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Ben Godfrey played for Norwich while Joe Gomez won the league & European cup btw
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jake
4 years
How are we 3 points behind Liverpool after having no full backs, James or Allan for a month
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4 years
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@LivEchoEFC
Everton FC News
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DCL has given his verdict on the game.
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4 years
Won the league by 20 odd points and still can’t beat little old Everton at Goodison
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jake
4 years
This isn’t talked about enough, easily worst VAR decision of season
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
Lukaku deterioration is mad
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
The replies hahahaha
@LFC
Liverpool FC
4 years
Two very important additions we're proud to wear on our shirts this weekend 💙🖤 #ThankYouNHS #BlackLivesMatter
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@jakelawless_
jake
4 years
Heavy
@jakelawless_
jake
11 years
Sell fellaini and get someone young with desire like fabian delph
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7 years
What
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jake
7 years
Hahahaa bilyaletdinov just lying down watching there wow
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
When we announce Bernard and Mina together on Thursday
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6 years
The Joe Anderson goal decision system says ‘No Goal’
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7 years
@WillWall123 Will wall hahahahahahahhahah
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6 years
Right ok
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jake
6 years
Programme for the Cardiff game please @Everton
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@jakelawless_
jake
5 years
I’m VERY emotional. What a team ❤️
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jake
3 years
Inside the pub
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3 years
Ford Transit gone for a swim in the mersey
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jake
4 years
Hahaha remember the reds ripping into Davies
@Ankaman616
Carl Anka
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jake
7 years
I’d rather Everton win a corner away from home
@SoccerAM
Soccer AM
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Would you rather your country win the World Cup or your club win the Champions League? 🏆
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jake
4 years
Koeman been in the job for a week and has managed to lose the best player of all time on a free the big ginger spacker
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6 years
6”3 Rudiger getting floored by 5”4 Bernard
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jake
2 years
Brazilian Townsend
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
2 years
Lucas Moura could be set to join Everton if Richarlison moves the other way. [ @Matt_Law_DT 🌕]
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jake
5 years
When your choosing the celebration for your player on pro clubs
@n_adarkwa700
Nana
5 years
Goalazo !!!😂😭😭
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jake
5 years
Absolutely no chance he meant that he’s thick as pig shit
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jake
5 years
And this was before VAR
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@jakelawless_
jake
10 years
Racism is alive people #الغاء_اختبار_كفايات_المعلمات_لعيون_عيوش http://t.co/2zIgmkSrlO
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
Marco is taking the Arsenal game very seriously
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jake
3 years
How long till Konate is 2nd best CB in the prem I’ll give it 2 weeks into the season
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jake
3 years
3 best players all injured after 7 games
@_pauljoyce
paul joyce
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Everton concerned Abdoulaye Doucoure is facing lengthy time out with broken foot .
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6 years
Do u reckon this admin supports Liverpool?
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jake
3 years
If the Athletic had a TV channel SSN would be finished
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jake
1 year
Nothing better than these out of no where Romano/Ornstein exclusives when it’s your club
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
EXCL: Everton reached an agreement in principle with Sporting to sign Youssef Chermiti as new striker 🚨🔵🇵🇹 #EFC Deal in place between clubs — verbally agreed in the recent hours for 2004 born striker to join PL side.
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jake
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Scouser
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
7 years
Jose Mourinho believes Man Utd's 4-0 win against Everton was 'a bit heavy'. Watch here:
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6 years
On sale outside goodison 😂
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@jakelawless_
jake
1 year
85 million on Barnes & Gordon is unbelievable 🤣
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Newcastle are set to sign Harvey Barnes on permanent deal from Leicester, here we go! ⚪️⚫️ #NUFC Deal sealed on £38/39m package and personal terms are also agreed now. Barnes wants Newcastle and deal will be completed soon. 🇸🇦 Saint-Maximin, now closer to Al Ahli move.
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4 years
The reds are that shit they now have to celebrate Rangers winning a league to get one over on us
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jake
6 years
Big Rom talking shite about the club he plays for on an international break. Grass is green
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Romelu Lukaku was asked if Belgium’s squad are better than Manchester United's. His reaction was priceless.
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6 years
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9 years
Can't be assed with Twitter anymore
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jake
2 years
2nd
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@annalodge453
Anna Lodge 💙💛🤍💙💛🤍
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Never in any doubt #lufc
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jake
7 years
Life as an Everton fan in 39 seconds
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jake
7 years
Imagine that on the turnstiles hahahaha “Sorry you can’t come in you forgot Joe Gomez”
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jake
7 years
Cos he was carrying us for 3 months
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
7 years
Dominic Calvert-Lewin has a stress fracture in his back and he will be out for the rest of the 2017/18 season. (Source: Mirror)
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7 years
You really can't make this up
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jake
7 years
A week ago today Pickford and Sigurdsson were being called worst signings of the season Since then Gylfi has a goal, assist and MOTM performance and Pickford has 2 clean sheets and saved a penalty
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
1 point against Huddersfield and West Ham at home is beyond embarrassing
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jake
6 years
Apparently this is the coach City are taking to Anfield
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@jakelawless_
jake
6 years
92 million... Andy Carrol Benteke Markovic 76 million... Coleman Baines Gueye Holgate Lookman Tosun Pickford
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jake
4 years
Underrated
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jake
4 years
So if Messi signed for City he wouldn’t be as good of a signing as Callum Wilson
@DarrenBent
Darren Bent
4 years
@Dave_Edwards6 @sportbible Calum is premier league proven , is Rodriguez?
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