The Notorious YGL 🇯🇲
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I am a professional Jamaican 🇯🇲! Proud Anti-monarchist.
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It’s literally the same issues everywhere in the Caribbean
PRICED OUT OF PARADISE: Are Bahamians being priced out of paradise? Join us for an eye-opening special with Berthony McDermott as he investigates the affordable housing crisis in The Bahamas.
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But ah one Hippo me see
Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
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I just choked on my coffee! Why are Jamaicans like this? Nutten we nuh tek serious
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Ah Kate and William talk bout Archie race! Das why him head top fayva peel head drankrow and Kate face dry like crocus bag!
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Jamaica leaves
#Carifta49
with 97 medals! Ninety Seven! Second place leaves with 17! We never getting Carifta Games at National Stadium ever again in life!!! Ah dem ting yah why dem nuh like we!!! And if I were they I wouldn’t like us either!!!
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This is a very important lesson in communication channels for audiences! If the message is directed at those under 25, it cannot be on radio! Instagram or TikTok di dawg sey!!!
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So if yuh jus wake: Jamaica has won the Women’s 100M at the Olympics! We wait to find out which Jamaican woman will get the title, but ah we win!
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"Anti-vaxxers in Jamaica", a country that mandates full immunization before being enrolled in public schools.
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Aye unnu memba when
@VCampbellBrown
did win di gold medal & start bawl pon eh podium when di anthem ah play & dem did use the scene inna di National Anthem montage at the movies? Yuh know sey widdout fail, every time me watch it - big bawling me puddung! Nose naught and all!
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I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture. A picture that YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let's look at these beautiful pictures. Here’s mine:
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Him did tell him wife? Him did give me nuh message fi give har? Uncle know why him give me fi hold & me ah guh gwaan hold it
Your uncle hides $5m with you today and he suddenly dies the next day..will you tell his wife?
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Dear Parliamentarians all 63 of you, please do not come Pment tomorrow with any condolences for Danielle. Any one of you can move a motion to have ride shares properly regulated under our law! Call it “Danielle’s Law” and fix it.
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My fellow Jamaicans, tonight is not the night to sleep in anything you feel like. Please put on decent looking sleepwear just in case we have to fled out the house due to any shaking. Cyaah deh pon CNN inna soso baggy and holey brief! Thank You!
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Guys help us get a Community Note on this. This is NOT Jamaica.
Drone video shows the devastation of Hurricane Beryl in Jamaica . Beryl the most intense hurricane on record so early.
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You a mek almost $1M per month and yuh still teef? No man dis needs to be studied cos I have many questions… dis a more Dan just greed dis ah illness
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FreeForm Factory over on IG say we have time toddday!
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Thank God! Showed the PEP kid … he quickly said D and explained why it’s D! Me money never waste!
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But the issue wasn’t the venue. Why we love to pass the buck. You knew events were happening in and around Ochi, & put not one single plan in place to manage traffic flow. Is Pearly Beach must manage your traffic flow? What nonsense is this!
Following an emergency meeting between stakeholders at the St Ann Municipal Corporation on Sunday, a ban has been placed on permits for events at Pearly Beach, which has been cited as the main cause of Saturday’s gridlock in St Ann.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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The man alleged to have raped & murdered Khanice is 50. 50 years old. I find it hard to believe she’s his first victim...
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Anyway in other news, what brand lock dat dem have pon di Bog Walk Gorge gate? Where it sell? Gonna need a few!
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Popcaan sell out Wembley
Protoje nominated for a Grammy
Buju come back ah yaad
Miss Jamaica have the world a Fling, Flairy & Cha Cha
#WhatAWeekend
#ForTheCulture
#ReggaeDancehallRunDiWerl
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I love my Jamaican people. Bad bad. We ah di best
Jamaicans Tuesday Morning: imagine dem lock down Cross Roads and mash up people business fi movie premiere.
Jamaicans Tuesday Night: yes man dem did have to lock down di place, yuh nuh see Harry & Meghan come!
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Chase: why can’t I swallow gum?
Me: because it will twist up yuh tripe & kill yuh
Chase: that doesn’t even make scientific sense. The sulphuric acid blah blah blah… see ah dem suppn yah why me nuh like dis ginnaration! What science haffi do wid historical fact passed down
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My son was abducted from me and murdered. Police have to get a court order to get access to my phone & after getting such order I still turn around and try to block them. Suppn nah add up, well it ah add up me jus very disturbed by the calculations!
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Hawkeye guys came back. They tracked stuff down to a big yaad in Barbican.
@JamaicaConstab
gone back with them to try to locate items.
#FindMyIPhone
works y'all.
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Aye 90s dancehall will forever be undefeated... No man... look up on the stage it's a bird it's a plane...
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Show of hands if yuh fan still ah blow, no matter how cold it gets outside.
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You know the messed up part? If Andrew didn’t impose the curfew & people were allowed to do as they wish, which I guarantee would include some business places being open, and Beryl mash up the place - the same people complaining now would cuss him rotten!
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Oh by the way, Entertainment Industry, specifically the party segment, this time you’re definitely the reason for the spike.
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105 years old! No online banking and no debit card! $5 million from his account withdrawn in one day? Hmmmmm.
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Seriously me shame! Shame bad! You know how much time dem hold on pon ah plane load ah Jcans and every single Smaddy haffi sleep pon floor inna airport? But we send illegals gone ah ROK!
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Soooo Amazon Prime day is next week right, let me put you on game as to what to buy to help out with the JPS bill, especially since unnu ah run AC ah night & fan whole day. Now, this has worked for my household & we have electric stove & water heater (strata life)
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My side … bookmark this tweet … we gonna revisit it on Sunday August 4 at about 2:40 PM JA time
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This is a struggling Jamaican! This is another reflection of how we treat those who are least fortunate! All of this including the tweet is sad!
This person has taken up residence at a bus stop on Washington Boulevard. A reflection of the free for all & disorder in Jamaica.
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Guyana sey no long talking. Not arguing wid a soul. Don't wanna take di vaccine? Ok. Watch dah style yaH
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Oh this is so nice! He really deserves it. Only Mothers I go into and it’s because of him! Good job Mr. Evans!
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Just read Chase’s report and excuse me but me ah bawl!!! Never inna my or him Fadda life nor any of our siblings lives have we received a report like this!
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Driving taxi but a convicted sex offender in not one but two countries. I’m so sorry Miss Anglin. I’m so sorry Miss Anglin’s family, friends, her students. We failed.
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Wha nuh cause death nuh cost life. We are grateful that its just material things, and we were all spared so we can replace them. Jah is my keeper.
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Long time me deh sey dis, but I am gonna say it again. JCF needs a specialised "Missing Persons" unit. Have them trained by the FBI and that's all they do find the missing. For an island it's crazy that we have so many people who've just "vanished".
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So I’m trying to get Chase to practice Spanish by using simple conversational phrases. He asked me for Milo, I say ask for it in Spanish. Chase: “May I have some Milo in Spanish?” Unnu come fi him yah man!
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Good Night!!! Dis is it fi di niiiigggghhhhhttt! Man sey “dahling wha kinda cancer your father did have? Fiscal cancer?” Good night!
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Anyway it’s the 12th day of January and already we’ve had Pedo scandal, baby abducted, Negril Sign lights stolen, and Bolt accounts raided! Day 12! Season 23 of Jamaica is already doing the most!
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Anyway I propose since we have no festival song this year, JCDC runs a competition to choose the best festival song of the past 50 years or however long pit the winners against each other & do a public vote & bring back the niceness & vibe! Unveil the winner at Grand Gala
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Interesting. A few things though, why didn’t you tell the TVJ reporter this? Why did Mr Wilson show documents with some of his money refunded, if all was refunded? Still want to know HOW $5M was removed in one day & that didn’t trigger any alarm in the bank.
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To all who work in the financial services sector I implore, beg, beseech go through your processes like a regular customer! Join the lines, send the email from your personal address, call the customer service centre, send the WhatsApp. You have to experience it to fix it!
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Promise made. Promise kept. We told Chase if he got straight As at the end of the year he’d get a laptop. He did his part and now we’ve done ours. It was important for us to teach him 2 things. 1. Hard work brings rewards & 2. We will always keep our promises to him!
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FYI: for tonight’s debate we’re playing drinking games! Every time one blames the other for the following things : corruption; mismanagement & not having a plan for the future- drink!
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The women who keep populating the earth with Nick Cannon, why? Seriously, why?
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Yuh ever stop and pree sey along with the low key feel of the
#Jamaica60
celebrations, maybe we’re not feeling it because we’re in the throes of a national depression! Crime, economy, public order, nutten nah guh right and we jus depressed as a nation? Me one feel suh?
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“Teamwork mek the dream work” Me like dah sideman yah! Him ah play fi him part!!!
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Dahlings … listen me it are be too late at night for me to be laughing out like this! Likkle most me wake up di man dem
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And the models this morning take
#HurricaneBeryl
closer to
#Jamaica
… guys we have just about 24 hours … courtesy of Zoom Earth… app on iOS and android
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Told Chase if he got all As on his report at the end of the school year, he’d get a laptop. Now why the hell did I go and make a promise like that? Blasted pickney went and got all As!
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Why is only when unnu reach inna hospital unnu realise sey COVID-19 is not a joke?
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The lawyer who successfully argued that the detention of some men under SOE was unlawful shared with
@djmillerJA
this evening that his client was being held on an allegation that he killed a man who was very much alive. Let me repeat the police alleged a man was dead, who wasn’t
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You know what’s been bugging me, FSC went to SSL in 2016, and Jean Ann started her tiefing in 2013, suh she was a tief even while FSC ah look pon dem & FSC never caught on? How? Cos a basic audit would’ve or should’ve caught it!
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Guys, I'm begging you please, if you feel sick, if is even jus ah likkle cough, treat it like you're COVID+ and tek weh yuhself from everybody, even yuh owna self! Just got a sad story about somebody who thought it was just her sinuses acting up.
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Charles stop tek him son calls? Is ahrite Harry. Him ah nuh yuh real Fadda anyway
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People inna Jamaica never heard of fried boil dumpling? Every day, every single day dem stray farah and farah away from di light of Jah!
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The truth may be an offense but it’s not a sin. I like Delroy Williams. He’s a nice guy, but a good mayor - he wasn’t. Show me one achievement outside of murals in his term as mayor. Show me one! I can show the continued decline of the capital though!
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Do God, me ah beg yuh. Mek Nigel hear Mark sey him woulda do 3.5M fi income tax, suh Nigel can guh 4! Do! Whisper it Fadda Gawd eento him aise!
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And it’s done. Our Yona unfortunately didn’t make it to the final He finished 15th! But we still proud. The only black man there - that’s a big deal!!!!
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Ladies just remember there’s no honour accorded to side chicks. In the end all you’ll be left with is your Instagram posts about the love you shared. Ask Cindy if yuh tink ah lie mah tell.
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Update: so ordered my new earbuds on Saturday, selected drop off to Jamaica at my yard. Currently listening to some bad piece ah Black Uhuru through them as DHL dropped off 20 mins ago! Wait till the customs free reach $100! DHL ah guh have mi under frequently called!
Yeah testing this Amazon to my doorstep thing and lemme tell y’all if di item cannot deliver to right yah suh uppa Constant Spring Road - me nuh worry need it!
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Can imagine yuh show up wid yuh Jamaica passport and immigration guh ask yuh where is this? Nah fam! Never! Immigration fi sey “ahhhhh Usaaaainnn Bolt” and do lightning pose or sey “we Jammin Bob Marley!”
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Bwoy Anju me rate yuh fi hold strain suh long! Long time me walk and tell everybody bout demself!!! My press conference dem woulda haffi air late at night when di pickney dem gone ah dem bed! Adults only event!
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Nothing Jamaicans doah tek serious! Man deh pon ward dung ah public and ah keep big show!!! Him bad doah!!! When ah visiting hours? Feel mah guh pass thru and check him!
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Dear Jamaican drivers, when using highways like the toll roads, the rule is very simple : keep left, overtake on the right. Which means Unnu nuh fi siddung inna di right side lane & ah crawl! Lef dat inna 2019 please and thanks! Signed frustrated driver
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Me have fridge fi clean, shoes fi wash, books fi wrap, dinner fi cook, hair fi wash and well … look at me!!!!
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Look out for this girl! Kori-Anne form
#ArdenneHigh
She sang the NationalAnthem and I got goosebumps and tears filled my eyes! Me need dis likkle girl fi keep singing!
#SangBaby
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Have to find the things to smile about. This morning when the reality of all that was gone hit us &
@shearer39
and i realised that not even cash we have access to, our Chase came to us with his piggy bank and said here guys we have money!
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Guyyysssss after almost 12 years of waiting I’ve finally entered the annals of Caribbean parenting! I just said to Chase “me hope you know yuh book dem like how yuh know yuh Spotify playlist!”
#MamaIMadeIt
I’m a real mom now!
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AH’s biggest character flaw is that he doesn’t like to be challenged. It offends him & it comes out in things like debates & one on one interviews. That’s why he won’t sit with DJM. Trying to think how do you work on something like that? Other than by being married to me?
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So they just broke into our apartment all laptops gone both mine, Leighton and Chase. And IPhone gone, and Leighton wallet gone. And I’m watching the bredda move around with our shit in Grants Pen
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Sick doctors and nurses cannot treat sick people.
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How many times! How many times do I have to explain a “360 degree turn” means you’re back at the same place you started!
@JamaicaGleaner
if she improved the phrase you’re looking for is “180 degree turn”
Placed in a girls' home for uncontrollable behaviour at age 14,
@PhelisaRicketts
has made a 360-degree turn and now operates the Western STEM Academy, focusing on transforming the minds of Jamaican students.
Read more:
#GLNRFeatures
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And for those of us raised on 80s & 90s dancehall… dis modern day crap is worse than ah tragedy! Dis actually is worse dan when di demon did inna Marlena on Days of Our lives! Worse dan the death of Air Jamaica! Worse dan when TVJ did name SSTV!
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See now I work in communications. And Crisis Communications 101 says if you don’t have anything to say or you can’t answer questions coming DO NOT DO A PRESS CONFERENCE
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Inna di exam when dem sey briefly describe XYZ, Anju finish three booklet and ask if him can guh fi him next pen!!
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Is me alone did hear PM sey curfew 6 AM to 6 PM? Aye weh JCF deh? Unnu try guh dung deh guh crape up every last one of them! This is ridiculous!
Despite the current hurricane warning and majority of the population bracing for the passage of
#HurricaneBeryl
, it’s business as usual for vendors at Coronation Market in downtown Kingston.
#TVJNews
#RadioJamaicaNews
#HurricaneSeason
#HurricaneBeryl
#TrackingBeryl
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Meanwhile Jamaica has a vaccine marketing plan & a vaccine distribution plan. The vaccine arrival plan is still in draft stage
#BREAKING
- Barbados announces that as of late yesterday evening, it has vaccinated 6,665 persons - at a rate of over 1,000 persons a day; based on these numbers, approximately 2% of the population has been vaccinated in Barbados; vaccinations started last week
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On a point of order the sugar wasn’t “counterfeit” as it wasn’t fake. It was “contraband” as it was sugar imported for one purpose and being sold illegally or fenced. Thank You.
One man was arrested and millions of dollars worth of counterfeit sugar seized during an operation in downtown Kingston on Thursday. The operation was carried out by the Counter-Terrorism and Organised Crime Investigations Branch (C-TOC).
#TVJNews
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Me ah cancel my
#Netflix
#AmazonPrime
#DisneyPlus
. Jamaica have all the drama, tragedy, comedy, intrigue, action, everything!!!
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Parents, do not, I repeat, do not buy new uniforms! Yah guh need the money fi di tablet, and increased bandwidth!!!
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Dear whoever is writing PM’s speech for tomorrow yuh see the line about “there are no two a Jamaicas and we are all equal” cross it out, backspace, delete.
#PleaseAndThanks
#ThatsAll
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I am seeing some of you disrespecting our men, especially our 100M men and that nuh necessary. Maybe you’re too young or you’ve forgotten but prior to Usain Bolt, we were used to a 4th or 5th place finish in the men’s 100. All that changed with Bolt
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Boy it’s been such a dark, heavy week in Jamaica. Thank Jah fi di likkle running fi distract wi from di pit weh we inna!
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If your s/o don’t know that things said to them are for their ears only and should not be shared with anyone else : 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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Can you believe it? These two celebrate 15 years of marriage tmrw and have been together for 19 years??? And they said it would never last?
#TogetherTilTheEndLikeChucky
25/11/06
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Anyway duncebat has done more for regional unity in 5 hours than CARICOM in the last 20 years. We gotta give her that!
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Artist who shot to prominence by promoting scamming complains about being scammed! Ok
Fast-rising dancehall artiste Skillibeng is the latest entertainer to be targeted by scammers. The artiste, who rose to fame following his mega hit Brik Pan Brik, says online vultures have been impersonating him and have been swindling potential clients.
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Representation matters! I’m sure CMU has enough pics in its archive or could’ve got a student to pose for this!
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You know it’s truly amazing how privilege makes so many of us tone deaf idiots. So yes you can
#physicaldistance
because your job affords you that ability. And yes you can buy enough groceries to last you a month. A large portion of our population can’t
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I need for all of us to know to learn the differences between banks, credit unions and investment firms & the associated risks involved with ALL!
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The type of wealthy I aspire to be. Have a private issue with bank, write them via a full page ad in the Sunday paper. Guh thru Missa Azar! Issue ah sort out today ... on a Sunday!
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