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frontend dev. tweets: tech, memes, movies and learnings.

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2 years
Finally, chrome extensions are live, You can get them here Social media blocker :
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pov: dating in bengaluru
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businessman and freelance writer judging regular 9 to 5 guy. ZNMD is a way ahead of it's time.
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booking tatkal tickets on IRCTC is a skill.
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3 years
After brainstorming for hours I have created a new Twitter header using HTML. Have a look 👀
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chrome extension that will give you a warning(which will you never forget) every time you open social media.
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Happy Nag Panchami to all Python Developers.
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need a roadmap to become like this guy in tech so I can retire with 20 million dollars :)
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Me: Hi She: Hello Me: How to center div using CSS? WhatsApp headquarters:
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@jagdishpatil02
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Pune hi best hen yaar, Bengaluru jitna traffic nahi, Mumbai jitne log nahi and Delhi jitna pollution nahi.
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3 years
This is how PM wants frontend dev to work after getting APIs
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reminds of this
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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this guy is not returning my money and now he is doing pre wedding shoot in ladakh.
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@jagdishpatil02
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10 months
Renting my 20 BHK villa also known as 'raichand house' with private helicopter in Indiranagar. No restrictions Move in date: Oct 15 Rent: 200K Attached pic DMs are open
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ek din warikoo sir ye bhi bol denge ki underwear rent pe le lo khareedo mat to save money and I will believe it because he will do some numbers in excel sheet.
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waiting for Byju's to buy Tesla, spaceX and Twitter.
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when you apply sick leave on friday but then you actually become sick
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Sab log startup karenge to 9 - 5 job kon karega.
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15+ LPA people looking at new tax slabs
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introvert hun bhai, production pe code fat gaya phir bhi kisi ko bata nahi paya.
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Passing 12th without board
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@jagdishpatil02
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Happy programmer's day to every programmer who said - I convert coffee into code - It is working on my machine - I will fix that later - It's not a bug, it's a feature - That’s weird - How is that possible? - I cannot repair your computer - I am not a hacker #ProgrammersDay
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what backend devs see when they open hotstar today
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@jagdishpatil02
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Someone: What is your New Year's resolution? Frontend Dev: 1920 * 1080
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Me after applying 'position: absolute;' to an element
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Dominic Toretto’s favourite css property is font-family.
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Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhin code fat ta rehta hain.
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angular dev in react world
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* me sleeping peacefully * frogs in monsoon :
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feeling relaxed with 1.4 billion people right now 🇮🇳
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Happy Nag Panchami to all python Developers.
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1st rule of CSS: Don't do Jugaad
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kids in marathi household everytime they call their mom
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Pretty sure Google is focusing on AI at this year’s I/O. #GoogleIO
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For some people Hacktoberfest is Pradhan Mantri T-shirt Dilao Yojana.
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Literally had tears in my eyes after watching the @tanaypratap 's last 6 minutes of Instagram live. Mad respect for the work he is doing at @neogcamp .
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WFH extended until Sept'22
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Age is not just a number. It's a string also.
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Keep your friends close and your programmer friends closer.
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*minor inconvenience happens in life* LinkedIn Influencer:
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Looking for a flatmate for a fully furnished 2bhk near Pimple Saudagar, Pune Rent - ₹6500 Deposit - ₹16650 DM for details, retweet for Karma 🌻
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People who work in the backend, Please REST.
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Yes, I am the developer and I don't drink coffee. Will the society accept me ?
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age++;
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Adult life when you realize Twitter is better than Instagram.
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Every time I feel overconfident about my CSS skills, I simply open project in Internet Explorer. It keeps me grounded.
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My current LeetCode ranking reminds me of my JEE rank.
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Every new generation is smarter than previous ones. You don't have to diss your professors just to look cool on the internet. They have fought their own battles to reach there.
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I have a legit fear that the first word of babies born in the next generation will be startup or hustle.
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Few days ago, founder DMed me to say he loves my memes and I should be chief meme officer of his company to which I replied
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Firefox: I want to be your default browser Chrome:
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@juyal_ishant Goa me Saint Sebastian Garden me ek bade "W" ke neeche, 10 crore Rs hai, wo le lo
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Earth completes one orbit around the Sun Humans:
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going to make tea as a software engineer. any tips ?
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Sabse shareef font to Sans Serif hi hen.
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Signal use karo ya telegram reply to wo kahi nahi karegi.
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evergreen
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What did Gulab's father said when he got the job into ISRO ? Gulab Jamun
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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself Twitter Creator: Top 10 things you should know about me. 🧵 A Thread
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QA's reaction after successfully reproducing bug on developer's machine.
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🇺🇲: Why this code stopped working? 🇮🇳: Hainn ??
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We are slowly losing our culture, I saw one of my friend safely ejecting his pendrive.
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Itni baar 'ROADMAP' word sun liya hen ki lagta hain Computer nahi Civil engineering ki thi.
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what is JavaScript dev's favourite bread? "NaN"
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Me explaining my friend the difference between JavaScript and ECMAScript
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When Naina said "Jitna bhi try karo, life me kuch na kuch toh chootega hi", she was talking about semicolons.
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We Indians care too much about each other. Just ride a vehicle with stand down and people on the road will be shouting at you, "bhaiya stand upar le lo" and I think it is beautiful.
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Bhai 10 wickets se mat haar na side project ka kam chodke betha hun.
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Tier 3 colleges ke students me alag hi level ka confidence hota hain !!!
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There is a retweet button on Twitter, you don't have to copy-paste everything.
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For those who can't afford a new MAC, Don't worry, now you can add a notch to your websites using this chrome extension.
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me working in the office while everyone around me is sneezing and coughing
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Elon Musk just did this thing
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This is by far my favourite moment from The Office
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Every LinkedIn story
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pov: PM in every standup meeting
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It's okay to follow account with less followers.
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Perfect 403 and 404 page doesn't exi-- 403 - 404 -
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Your @1 will believe in you.
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People hate F.R.I.E.N.D.S just to look cool on the internet.
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Because Mom has the solution to every problem #HappyMothersDay
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Loki's favourite JavaScript framework is tesseReact.
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Upgraded my laptop just to run android studio.
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Me: will you be my valentine ? She: !yes
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Once my manager told me 'users ko aur buttons chahiye to de do, tumhare shirt se thodi ja rahe hen' and I still think about that.
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Boys talking about "Arranged marriages are scary, What if she ...", Tum nahaye aaj ?
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Life update: all these years i knew that someday my time will come, and it finally came, happy to announce that I'm appointed as chief diwali safai officer of home.
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JS I like vs JS my parents like
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pune and it's weather 💚
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Confirmed: #CoWin is developed by BhiteHat Jr developers.
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1k followers. I want to thank my internet service provider, JIO and ofcourse my parents for this achievement.
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We never say "Goodbye" while speaking in Marathi or Gujarati. In Marathi we say "Yeto Mi (I will come back)" and in Gujarati, we say "Hu Avu Chu (I will come back)". So beautiful 🌻
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@Vedika_jainn People who don't judge other people based on these criterias are hot af💥
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Sometimes small accounts add more value than big accounts because we don't always need 10 Amazing Tools in our life.
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Need an app that can procrastinate on my behalf.
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FYI, dogs ka Indian Idol audition raat ko shoot hota hain.
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Isn't it weird that we have more videos on how to flirt with girls online than how to behave with girls online ? Oh wait this is internet.
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Switch statement after every case
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Night curfew is as useless as my engineering degree.
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I got an increment today 🕺
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