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Jade Victoria

@jadevvictoria

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Owner of @HelloSoulsShop | Professional spooky lover | Very big crystal girl | 25 | ♊︎🇨🇺🌈🎃🐈‍⬛ merk is mine

Connecticut, USA
Joined June 2011
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
1 year
EVERYONE MEET MY NEW BABY His name is moon 🖤🌙
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
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NEVADA. IF ANYBODY FROM NEVADA SEES THIS ON THEIR TIMELINE, PLEASE GO TRACK YOUR VOTE IF YOU DID A MAIL-IN BALLOT! If it says the vote wasn’t counted, you STILL have time to fix it!!
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@jadevvictoria
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2 years
just found my old journal from 2012 that i dedicated to zendaya
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE BIDEN’S HAT IS IN RESPONSE TO THE MAGA HAT LMFAOOOO
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@jadevvictoria
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4 years
RT TO MANIFEST A BLUE NEVADA
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@jadevvictoria
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4 years
it’s the end of august you know what that means
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Sibling relationships are weird. I’d give them a kidney but you aren’t touching my stuff.
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@jadevvictoria
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7 years
"I saw it on twitter!" "Oh, what's your username?" "What" "On twitter" "I dont have one.." "You just said--" "No" "What" "What"
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
This is apparently working for everyone so... 😬
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
My sarcasm will 100% get me killed one day. Someone could hold a knife to my throat and i’d probably say “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Feds: So you didn’t know El Chapo was a criminal? El Chapos wife:
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
y’all remember this scene in oitnb? if you guys were loud enough to fight justice for a fictional character, you can be loud enough to fight for GEORGE FLOYD, a REAL life human.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
BIDEN IS 3,000 VOTES AWAY FROM BEATING TRUMP IN GEORGIA. GEORGIA VOTERS CALL & CHECK YOUR BALLOTS!!!!
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
3 years
it’s the end of august you know what that means
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
holy shit
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
I set my alarm early so that I have time to lay in bed and be depressed about having to get up
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
funny how suddenly my instagram timeline is full of black squares in apparent support of blackout tuesday but that’s the only time i’ve seen people even MENTION what’s going on.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
what do you need? aries - a kiss taurus - better friends gemini - to be more validated cancer - reassurance leo - a break virgo - a sugardaddy libra - true love scorpio - to dump him/her sagittarius - to study capricorn - to be fed aquarius - cuddles pisces - nothin y’all good
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Have you ever met the human version of a migraine?
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Me: Hasn’t done anything in days Also me: I’m just gonna relax all day today I deserve it
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
so my uncle doesnt know i like girls and today he goes “your school is so pro gay i bet those folks made you uncomfortable” and i snapped back with “what makes me uncomfortable is when people make assumptions about their niece whos gay as fuck SURPRISE” and he turned so red
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
and then 3 more journals dedicated to her jesus christ
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
this is the one
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Every day is leg day when you’re constantly running away from your problems
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
3 years
i’m gonna “my wife” the fuck out of my wife someday lmao
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
and now i feel i have no choice but to drop this one with the cardboard cutout
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
@Zendaya do u remember me i miss u
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
im bisexual and like both girls and boys but i think girls are like 9848484848x better in my opinion and they’re so soft and cute and soft and cute and soft and cute and... soft
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
@HoseteMikaelson …. am i that obvious
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
STOP defending zendaya, she CANNOT be justified in this situation whatsoever bc she is a grown ass woman and knows what she did, she knows she stole my fucking heart. she literally did that & it’s not ok.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
if it were about any other celebrity i would be embarrassed but it’s zendaya. i still stay true to my word
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
7 years
I HATE NOT KNOWING IF A GIRL IS GAY OR BISEXUAL OR NOT! WHY CANT A RAINBOW JUST APPEAR OVER THEIR HEADS IF THEY ARE LIFE WOULD BE EASIER
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
BREAKING NEWS: orange WAS the impostor & he’s been evicted
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
A list of things im handling well 1.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
My dumbass thought you somehow took a pic of your cup spilling at 2 different angles 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
who else is the gay cousin? 🙋🏻‍♀️
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY!
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Do you ever hear someone say some stupid shit and literally think “..........”
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
everyone talks about golden hour but what about blue hour??
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
It’s actually James Charles in every country but go off
@USA_vs_UK
American Vs British
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USA VS UK
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Doctor: Is there any chance you can be pregnant? Me:
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
happy #InternationalKissingDay everyone can kiss my ass
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
7 years
Dear ignorant straight people: Just because you find out that somebody is gay, doesn’t mean they automatically develop feelings for your crusty ass. You don’t like every guy/girl you see, right? Don’t be annoying and assume.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
STOP INVALIDATING SOMEONE’S BISEXUALITY. If someone tells you they’re bi, they’re bi. That doesn’t mean put up an argument and say “lets be real, you’re a lesbian.” Someone can like girls 90% more than guys AND STILL BE BISEXUAL.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
STOP DEFENDING ANSEL ELGORT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A CRUSH ON AUGUSTUS IN THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND START DEFENDING THE GIRL HE SEXUALLY ASSULTED
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Nick Jr. put on a pride commercial for the kids telling them to celebrate love, and THIS is how ignorant straight people react. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS & LET KIDS LEARN TO LOVE/ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
DO NOT invalidate someone’s bisexuality if they end up in a relationship with a man. Just because they end up with a man, does NOT mean their attraction to women is gone. THEY ARE STILL BISEXUAL!
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
@exhaustedmfka im DEADDD 😭 we did some weird shit for her, i wrote a “Z” on my hand every morning before school for good luck & in the classroom id rehearse how i’d react if the school surprised me with zendaya coming to meet me 💀
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
michigan and nevada, if you mailed in your ballots PLEASE track them to be sure they counted. if they didn’t, you can still call and get that fixed. other states too.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
just imagine suckin- 🤢🤢🤢 imagine sucking di- 🤢🤢🤢 i cant even get it out
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Me hopping outta 2018 like ━━━━━┒ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃\○/ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻┻ 2019
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
7 years
DID A LIL PHOTOSHOOT AT MY SCHOOLS PRIDE ROCK 🌈
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
if i followed you i think you’re CUTE AS FUCK
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
9 months
im a small business SHOP how am i supposed to know this customer was a child? now we have to suffer a chargeback and getting our funds taken from us, given back to them, and they get to keep their crystals. happy holidays to you too 👍🏻 watching your kids isn’t my job it’s yours
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Friend: Did you see that cute boy? My gay ass:
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Jade Victoria
4 years
A list of things i’m handling well: 1.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Girls like to shower in skin boiling water cause meals need to cook. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
7 years
DEAR STRAIGHT PEOPLE, You cannot speak for the LGBTQ community. DEAR WHITE PEOPLE, You cannot speak for people of color. If they say they are being treated poorly, you can't say they aren't. THEY have experienced it. Not YOU.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
THIS WHOLE THREAD SHUTS DOWN THE SHAMING OF RAPE VICTIMS
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
i can flirt back easily through text but if you flirt with me face to face i’ll probably stutter
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
if i followed you i think you’re cute as fuck
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
I don't understand people that don't stand for the national anthem like how can you not feel ANYTHING AT ALL while listening to it? I tear up, I get goosebumps, and get chills whenever i hear hayley kiyoko say “girls like girls like boys do”
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Your girl after offering her food:
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Me being a cool grandma in 50 years with all of the tattoos i’m gonna get
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
if you’re dating me you are invited everywhere with me idc
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
REPEAT AFTER ME: If you are white and dating someone who is black, THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THE N WORD!
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Showers are just big sinks and we are the dishes...
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
me thinking i’ll ever find love
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
if a girl uses the “🥺” emoji on me she’s getting whatever the fuck she wants idc
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
if i followed you it’s because we are family now hello
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
if a girl is sending me the “🥺” emoji, she’s gonna get whatever she wants i don’t make the rules
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
who wants to make these cookies with me... as a date
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
does anyone remember “happy tree friends”? what the FUCK was that
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
gays can be friends with other gays and not be into each other thanks for coming to my ted talk
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
does anyone wanna be my gf and wear the black while i wear the pink
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
if ur gay and like girls clap ur hands 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
GRAB ME BY THE THROAT AND TELL ME THAT IM YOURS
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
GEORGIA YOU NEED TO TRACK YOUR BALLOT & BE SURE ITS COUNTED BECAUSE THEY ARE 99% DONE WITH COUNTING VOTES AND BIDEN IS ONLY BEHIND BY 13,000
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Me at every family reunion
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Since the government is still on shutdown.. SEE Y’ALL AT AREA 51
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
Your future self is probably shit talking you right now
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
Never understood why people get so mad when you treat them exactly how they treat you.
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
MY PARENTS SURPRISED ME WITH A PRIDE FLAG ORNAMENT 🥺🏳️‍🌈
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
5 years
do you maybe wanna cuddle and watch a movie for a while 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
SHE SAID YES!! I OFFICIALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WTF 😭❤️
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
7 years
I’m sorry but.. JADE AND TORI FROM VICTORIOUS WERE SO GAY (a thread)
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Jade Victoria
4 years
gay culture is having family members refer to your s/o as “your friend”
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Jade Victoria
6 years
Me trying to make friends when everyone shit talks me:
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
4 years
fixed my parents trump 2020 glasses 🥰
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Jade Victoria
4 years
HERE IS A LINK WHERE YOU CAN CHECK
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Jade Victoria
3 years
i wanna get drunk & play board games & bake halloween cookies
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
IF YOU SUPPORT: - LGBTQ+ rights - Different cultures & nationalities - Hating Donald Trump THEN START WATCHING “ONE DAY AT A TIME” ON NETFLIX. THEY JUST GOT PASSED FOR SEASON 3!
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
2 years
@mltvrsofcringe i know i just can’t believe she’d do me like that and that he’d have the NERVE
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Jade Victoria
6 years
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Accept people reguardless of their gender identity or sexuality because its 2018 and we are EDUCATED af ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Jade Victoria
4 years
introverts where you at 😂
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Jade Victoria
4 years
me: i want a cheeseburger me: ok babygirl do u want fries too
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Jade Victoria
7 years
I’m bisexual but I do refer to myself as gay sometimes Who the fuck are you to tell me that I can’t? I can label myself however I want you swine.
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Jade Victoria
6 years
roses are red violets are blue I want a fucking girlfriend
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@jadevvictoria
Jade Victoria
6 years
If we went to high school together and you see me in public, HIDE BITCH BEFORE ONE OF US MAKES EYE CONTACT
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Jade Victoria
6 years
WHO HERE IS GAY AF? 🏳️‍🌈
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