Jelani
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"My family problems right now made me realize that, i really need to be successful in the future."
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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, I hope life gets better for you 🫶🏼😩🥰
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If you still have the same mobile number for 5 years, you're a very stable person.
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Maturity is realising that you don't want a boyfriend anymore. You want a sugardaddy
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The 0 likes won’t stop me from posting i will talk to myself if i have to
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Just blocked someone for trying to correct my grammar, and it feeled so good!
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When i meet my soulmate we’re gonna argue first bc wtf took so long ????
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Dear God I just wanna wake up tomorrow with a $360,869.00 deposit in my account🤲🙏😭
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One day we gonna sit down together and say "it was hard, but we made it"
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I Wanna Go Sit At The Beach 🏝️ with Somebody Drink, Smoke, & Just Talk 😩
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I wonder what makes airport workers think they can’t get slapped???
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Someone mistakenly called my phone today morning thinking I’m his boss and begged for 2 days off work and I gave him 1 month off. I’m so happy I made his day 😩
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Condom sex is like when you burn your tongue and can't taste anything but you still eating cause you hungry
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Y'all Be Pregnant And Using A Vibrator Then Wonder Why Your Kid Is Stuttering
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If you offer me food and i refuse, please ask again, I was just shy at first.
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Imagine to marry someone as funny as me, and we both laughing because we have nothing to eat
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I slept so good I thought the lord called me home. Good morning my neighbors
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Having money in your savings but telling yourself "I'm broke" is a different kind of discipline.
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When I block one person i block everyone affiliated with them. ONE BAND, ONE SOUND
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I don’t care how broke I am. I’m not walking around without any teeth in my mouth 👄
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Nothing to see here just a picture of a player who rejected arsenal to sign for Manchester United
Welcome to Manchester United
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Everyone wants a "Good Woman" until that good woman requires you to be a good man.
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Stop Telling These Pretty Girls They're Pretty They Already Know😒 Tell These Ugly Bitches They're Ugly They The Ones Confused
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Some couples have matching tattoos but me and my partner have matching mental issues
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What's a burden? It's something painful you must carry even though it hurts you very much
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I remember my girl cheated on me , then her side dude died dats wtf im talking bout Jesus!
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Just because he’s good for your hole, doesn’t mean he’s good for your soul
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I’m proud of my woman, she deserves every good thing coming to her
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Y’all spend $500 on shoes, but yo pillow look like a tea bag😒🤦🏽♀️😂
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A real man knows that a good woman doesn't take away, but adds value to him!!
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My drunk friend: I love you
Me: I know bro just sit down and drink some water
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When The Pastor Said "LET HIM USE YOUUU" He meant GOD sis .. Not that dude
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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but I just thought you should know that you have an amazing butt.
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I really hate cooking fr but I guess I gotta make my own breakfast not to stay hungry
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If I'm in a relationship with someone tf imma cheat for? I got in a relationship because I saw everything I wanted so I don't need nothing else
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One thing about God? He will send you people that you need, when you need them!
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Currently going through the hardest chapter of my life. But ima keep pushing.
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You don’t miss the person you had. You miss the person you wish they would’ve been. Move on!!
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Tried but I couldn't find that part in the Bible where Adam made sure Eve had her hair and nails did 🥱🧐📖🤔😮💨
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After i texted her she posted “did someone lose a dog? it's barking in my dm“
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Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
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When you have 15 BREAKUPS with the SAME girl. you definitely know she is the ONE.
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Have you ever fallen asleep while waiting for someone to reply your text ?
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The moment we start texting and you say “Tell me about yourself” I instantly stop replying
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Ya'll keep me in ur thoughts today!!
Nothing wrong just want attention
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You never know when it’s someone last day on this Earth. I love whoever loves me.
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A man's worst nightmare is a girl with some good pssy and no feelings
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When don't understand what people say i just laugh so they can go away.
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Women with that one black bra stop wearing it weekly and use this mighty weekend to wash it just like men with that one dirty boxer
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I have kids in my life that aren’t even mine and I would do anything for them 🥹
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My sister has no idea on how much i love her, I'd give my life for her
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Just deleted all the irrelevant people, so if you see this you're my partner.
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