@amyisquitebusy
@CharoShane
Big boobs are like owls. If my friend was all, "wanna see my owls?" I'd be like, "hell yes!" but if given the option to have two owls perched on my chest 24/7? It's a no from me, dawg.
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@bocxtop
The number of times a store associate has instantly pulled the item I was looking for off the exact shelf I'd spent 10 minutes searching demonstrates that I don't know what the fuck is goin on.
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@prophethusband
The girl I'm dreaming of is chasing me through a maze that is a combination my old middle school and my first workplace. If she catches me, my teeth will fall out. My only hope of escape is figuring out how to run despite the extreme wind. I know she's out there looking for me.
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@amyisquitebusy
@CharoShane
If my friend had two big huge owls but never showed them to me, I would respect that boundary, but I'd always wonder about those owls.
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@madso817
@badboychadhoy
They want her to cook and clean for them and also run a business and manage investments and keep her appearance on point, apparently.
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@amyisquitebusy
@CharoShane
Some people want to let their owls out to fly free in the morning sun. Others keep theirs safe in a cage with cloth draped over it. No wrong way to do it <3
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@YEVG3NIYA
@boredromantic
@BrandonEvrs
I did not realize that appearing in fiction written a long time ago was the standard by which we measure whether or not something could exist.
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@areeta1111
@orchid_s_rouge
sleeping with someone you're trying to raise kids with seems so irresponsible. Dedicated two-decade project with extremely high stakes, and you're gonna bang the person you're working on it with? You're not even supposed to sleep with your coworkers at your $14/hr office job.
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@blueingaround
@ahabthepredator
This is exactly how I feel about people printing out my work, too (especially if they can find cheap/free color printing for photos). Also I will autograph it if we meet someday.
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@limitlessjest
I tried to refuse the gun. They asked me if I was a good guy and I was like, "I guess so? I don't really know what that means." And then they said I'm the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun. But I haven't even fired a gun in like 2 years. I'd be of no help. Oh well. Free gun.
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@brokenappletart
@AliceAvizandum
@jfruh
"I have no problem with females reading comic books, but most of them are just doing it for attention, and that is not okay." - Nero
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@ohmoonofalabama
@3500tammy
If following someone on ig means I'm interested in them, then I'm horny for a loooot of artists and people who run meme pages.
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@jessmenace
@badboychadhoy
Women like that know their worth, set boundaries, and have high expectations for their partners, and you know that's gonna be a deal breaker for this guy.
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@codeeznutz
@kenklippenstein
So many people in the industry will have porn names like Ben Smith and then you look on their paperwork and their real name is like Rockhard Johnson or something.
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@Virtue_Drag
Anything less than 5/5 is basically a vote to fire that person. Appropriate in some circumstances, but a lot of people throw those low ratings around with no concept of how much weight they carry.
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@LydiaCaradonna
By this logic all customer service jobs should be banned because customers don't want to feel personally invested in lives of the cashier at the grocery store or the dude helping them pick a cell phone plan.
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@AkaHxnter
@luvme4mysins
@tobwhoreowitz
Yes, how dare people promote their business in a fun engaging way. Advertising should be intrusive and irritating like commercials or popups.
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@roxiqt
I don't understand how not wearing masks is going back to normal anyway? I thought the crumbling infrastructure, 6 month backorders on everything, failing healthcare system, and skeleton crews at every business due to covid absences were the abnormal things.
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@ItsMattsLaw
"Ever since 10 minutes ago when this opening came up in my search results, I knew I wanted to work for your company. I will be applying to 20 other jobs today, each with its own individualized detailed cover letter just in case someone actually sees my application."
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@Nixon_Corral
@GamerPres2020
I agree. Any% is fine. Clip through the floor at the debates. The oval office map loads right below, and spawning in it bypasses the election, making you president automatically.
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