I was gonna live tweet my mall Chinese food but then I just decided to enjoy the ride

has anyone mashed up abracadabra with ke$ha’s “blow” yet

RT @Mirage_amuro: Like this tweet if you think I should I get fat this year?

oklou show moved to october

didn’t watch the super bowl but go birds

@_shay_kitoff omg

i bought both bear shirts btw

many breathtakingly beautiful women on the L this evening

@_shay_kitoff need a mexican mom…

hot straight middle aged partner on this call i’m on all day ooh the sexual tension is palpable

@blamsamran @thembosnack it’s when people started to say like “gaga reheated her own nachos… but she invented the nachos… and the nachos are good…” like it’s just a weak metaphor and it doesn’t apply everywhere and that’s ok!

god if ur there please send me an otter that smells just a little bit bad

@1HottyDog will let you know when i am en route 🫡🫡

YES ARRIETTY

friend took a pic of me from across the bar and idc that it’s blurry as hell i look good (i never get candids so let me have this)

RT @ohmaryplay: and betty gilpin who played Oh, she gave everything

this is how some of you sound

@oreospeedwagon3 consider this my combined endorsement and retweet

@bong_rot 🤠🤳