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not to be taken seriously unless it’s about football #chiefskingdom

Overland Park, KS
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@jackash317
Ash
6 years
The worst part about starting a new account is I lost all my wholesome tweets about my dog. SO HERE’S A THREAD DEDICATED TO MY WEIRDEST, FURRIEST HALF. Miss Ellie Mae.
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@jackash317
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RT @PowercatRyan: Byron Pringle (3) has as many post-season TDs as JaMarr Chase (3).
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@jackash317
Ash
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If he wins one in the next 5 years he’s out pacing Brady.
@FDSportsbook
FanDuel Sportsbook
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Patrick Mahomes will win o/u 2.5 Super Bowls in the next 5 years. ❤️ for OVER 🔁 for UNDER #ChiefsKingdom | #NFL
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RT @BarryOnHere: Through 21 career playoff starts: Patrick Mahomes (17-4 record - 3 Rings - 5 SB appearances) 5,814 YDS - 46 TD - 10 INT…
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@jackash317
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I have a love hate with the post-Super Bowl Chiefs/Mahomes takes. On one hand they’re only circulating because we lost but 98% of them are out of their minds insane with some of their takes 😂😂
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@jackash317
Ash
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But a dynasty nonetheless. Acknowledgement is the first step to acceptance.
@KeedicDon69
Don Keedic
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Blowout losses on the championship stage 60's packers- 0 70's Steelers- 0 80's 49ers- 0 90's cowboys- 0 00's pats- 0 10's pats- 0 20's chiefs- 2 Chiefs are the weakest dynasty of all time
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@jackash317
Ash
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RT @J_Overstreet14: Thanking Tesla for making a safe car and then immediately explaining that that car autonomously drove itself over a cur…
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I need someone’s daughter to act right so I have an excuse to wear my Lucchese’s and sports coat that’s collecting dust
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@jackash317
Ash
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@quokkagatorr False. I golf too.
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Ash
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I was explicitly told the goat would never.
@BarryOnHere
Barry
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Tom Brady never got blown out in a Super Bowl, true. But he did lose these games: 2005: Threw 2 INT's and team was down 24-6 late in 4th before statpadding. 74.0 Passer Rating 2006: Blew 18 point lead in AFCCG & threw season ending INT to end with a 79.5 Rating. 2007: Lost as 12.5 point favorite in SB 42 2009: 3 INT's & 49.1 Rating in 19 point home loss 2010: Lost as 9.5 point favorite to the Jets at home 2011: Lost as 3 point favorite, 25.7 Rating in 4thQ in SB 46 2012: Lost as 7.5 point favorite, 62.3 Rating in home loss 2013: Down 23-3 in 4th Q before padding stats in AFCCG loss 2015: Lost as 3 point favorite, 56.4 Rating with 2 INT in AFCCG loss 2017: Lost as 4.5 point favorites, good stats but had crucial dropped pass & game losing fumble 2019: Lost as 4.5 point favorite, threw 0 TD & 59.4 Rating with pick-6 in last game in NE. 2021: Lost as 3 point favorite, 1 TD & 2 turnovers, 72.2 Rating in home loss to Rams. 2022: Lost final career game putting up a putrid 72.2 Rating in a 17 point loss.
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RT @TheoAshNFL: Tom Brady would never go 3-2 in his first five super bowls
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Ash
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RT @sportswaatcher: 29 year old two time MVP with second most playoff wins ever shut out of the GOAT debate 😭
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Ash
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The only people worse than the network analysts at dissecting an NFL game is the old ass retired bar regulars
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Ash
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Not a single Chiefs fan is surprised. We are well aware we are hated lol
@TheThomasDeLaus
𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙚𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙨
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The fact that #ChiefsKingdom is somehow surprised that 31 other fanbases are revelling in their defeat is wild to me. For the past couple years your fanbase has been the most insufferable, disrespectful loud mouths in NFL history and yet you are stunned to see people happy you got shellacked? People who didn't want to watch last night turned the game on just to witness y'all get your ass beat. This narrative of the league helping you certainly doesn't help your case but y'all brought this on yourselves. I don't care that my team hasn't won or how "good" Mahomes is, last night you got dog walked and that's the "here and now".
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The last time Mahomes lost in the post season he came back scorched earth and won NFL MVP and Super Bowl MVP. I’m not worried.
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Ash
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Update: Patrick Mahomes is 3-2 in his career in Super Bowls.
@Steve_Perrault
Steve Perrault
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Patrick Mahomes now has a -31 point differential in his career in Super Bowls.
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@jackash317
Ash
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WEARED OFF lmao this guy tweets with his whole chest with a sub GED level education. Incredible.
@BillsMusee
BillsMuse
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The Chiefs dark magic has WEARED OFFFFFFF LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@jackash317
Ash
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RT @LocalLegendCoop: Tom Brady went 10 seasons in between his 3rd and 4th ring. In between that, he lost two different Super Bowls to Eli M…
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@jackash317
Ash
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RUN WHAT BACK??? A division title? Aim higher bud.
@JA17MVP
Justus General
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FUCK IT GET GARRETT AND CROSBY AND RUN IT BACK
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Ash
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This whole burner epidemic is insufferable.
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@jackash317
Ash
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Does it hurt to end the season this way? Absolutely. Does the big picture look astronomically better than any other team currently? Also, absolutely. Go chiefs. 🤘🏽
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