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🇧🇧| submarine technician 👨🏾🔧 | diver 🤿| sailor ⛵️ | car enthusiast 🔰
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Requiring 3 years Experience for an entry level job should be a chargeable offense.
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Ain't no bigger instigator than a "bigman you gine tek that?" Shouter at school.
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Took me longer than expected but I got my associates degree 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Bro wasn't lying
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The best girl
Ava popped her leash outside and waited like a good girl on the back step till I came to get her. I thought someone stole my dog guys
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Food prices gone up
gas prices gone up
Electric bill went up
House prices gone up
Heat gone up
I might as well go up too
The cost of building a house and other property in Barbados has gone up by 16 per cent. Subscribe now to our eNATION () for the full story. Download Nationnews apps for iOS and Android.
#MeAndMyNation
#YourNewsYourTimeYourWay
#TheSourceMatters
#Barbados
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There I was, driving a submarine.....
Who tf are all of those good looking men working on the submarine? Wtr gimme a scuba suit 😕
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Balloons on my profile, my mother wished me happy birthday and I accidentally sent her the most inappropriate sticker and accidentally hit "delete for me". How's y'all September 23rd going?
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If i pose up like this with a woman. Mind ya fucking business
That ps5 ain't gon buy itself
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Listen I remove the headrest out my car for my girl so she could have all her hairstyles and shit without hinderance. I here in the passenger seat breezing and gone to rest my head back and almost brek my fucking neck.
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Jusso this unknown number start flexing on me w pudding and souse 😭.
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Found $160 today, saw it fall out some jackass' pocket today. I called for him but he wasn't paying attention. My week is great wbu?
I lost $160 today. It fell out my pocket when I wasn’t paying attention. How is your week going?
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Opened a ramen with two packs. Idk but I'm counting it as good luck
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When me and somebody fall out I just leave them alone, I don't call, I don't text, I don't watch ya stories, I don't show up at ya house, I don't tell stories bout ya, I don't tell people why we fall out, I don't mingle with ya friends.
Outta sight outta mind for both parties.
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6th highest cost of living in the world.
3rd highest gas prices in the world.
One of the highest retirement ages globally.
And minimum wage is $8.50 😭😭😭
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@trezagayeeee
Depends on if I gotta wipe your Coochie sweat stains off before I take a seat. They call it hygene
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My boys don't get jealous when I have fun without them. That's a start
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I feel like I've developed lockdown/curfew ptsd. Any time I see masses of people gathering or not following protocol I mentally prepare myself for the country to be shutdown again and suffering weeks indoors at a time.
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Wunna studying the fact that he gay a lil more than the fact that he a rapist for me. Gay or straight the man use he job to coerce ppl into to meeting with him.
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I don't want it unless Tyl----------- sign it
#BREAKING
- Barbados PM Mia Mottley says Barbados will begin rollout of new National Digital ID card on May 3rd; its pilot programme begins in April; will replace current laminated ID card used for decades; part of Barbados' commitment to a full digital payments system
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Step in the house at 10:59 last night and feel covid grab my foot in the way through the door.
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Referring to someone as a child in the same conversation where you ask to hit is insane
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Bajans dedication to staying in an excessively long chefette drive thru line needs to be studied.
I just parked., went inside, ordered food, ate it and left before this swift made it to the ordering station.
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"going work in de FUCKING rain, can't even see the FUCKING road, And Dem want me go work in de FUCKING rain
I hate FUCKING people ya know, and I hate de FUCKING rain, and I hate this FUCKING SHIT, and I hate this FUCKING JOB, AND I TIRED UH RASSOLE, AND I ALMOST WANNA COMMIT SUI"
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The puppy looking for a home. I'd keep it but Ava will literally eat her.
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Hear me out 👀
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Yes, I did go through your profile when you liked my tweet.
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My anti violence campaign would involve raising minimum wage or lowering food and gas prices so that locals aren't forced to look to crime to make ends meet. Idk tho I'm not an outdated 60 year old doing performative activism🤷🏾♂️
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Your country is ridden with crime, rape, covid, missing women and children and you still sit studying other islands. I beg you and your people try to focus on y'all selves and not worry bout the other islands. Cause we praying y'all get your shit under control cause we have ours.
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I get another job.
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In conclusion sex education in Barbados is a complete joke that only teaches kids "sex cause pregnancy, pregnancy bad"
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Putting a hospital next to a highway and expecting to make it a silent zone too? Near botanical gardens as well? On the new crop over route? Lol
#BREAKING
- Render for proposed new 3 storey Barbados Geriatric Hospital at Waterford was released moments ago.
The proposed hospital will sit on 18 acres of land 1 km NE of National Botanical Gardens & National Stadium; slated to replace 100+ year old hospital in Bridgetown
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Curfew extend,Food prices gone up and gas prices gone up and we hardly making enough money to survive. I tired complaining bout the same shit weekly
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Transport board gotta be the French of Barbados. Men not scared to put them foot down when shit not adding up.
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I was omw to hit a cyclist jn but I got reminded to keep my distance. Thanks for the reminder ministers🙏🏾😇
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Bajans really brainwashed.
² ᵍᵃʳˡᶦᶜ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
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Heading to go kill myself, I don't have the will to live right now what makes you think I'll have it in a zombie apocalypse?
If there was a zombie apocalypse in Barbados. Where is the first place you would be heading?
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Alright back to scheduled programming.
Some Media team shots:
I had some videos from work to show y'all today but the tl occupied 😭
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In school getting an education
got my first job at 14. what y’all hoes was doing at 14🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Men got vaccination cards that look more legitimate than our national ID cards
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If uwi wants me to use lockdown browser, provide me with a school laptop with it pre installed
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Coming in nicely
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"Dad, what did you do For your 20th birthday?"
"Isolate"
"What about your 21st?"
"Isolate, but with ash"
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I can tell your birthdays involve sucking sweaty dick in the back of a 110 after a night out at red door.
Sis in de ppl fine dining restaurant in a panty and sequins cloth from abeds sale rack
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A sign…..
why not start making plans to build proper bike and cyclist friendly infrastructure.
For instance:
Bike lanes/highways throughout town
Bike racks at various locations
Bike racks on the front and back of busses
Public bike rentals
Lower the cost of importing bikes
Sign erected to remind drivers to leave room for cyclists
#YourNewsYourTimeYourWay
#NationBarbados
#TheSourceMatters
#Barbados
#BarbadosNews
#RoadSafety
#Riders
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Now I don't know if any of y'all ever heard about silent Hill.....But hear me out
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A lot of y'all are extremely negative and don't know how draining it is to stay friends with you for prolonged periods of time. And when someone stops talking to you to prioritize their mental, a lot of y'all think you got wronged.
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Nvm... there is shit... piss... and the contents of the garbage and bathroom scattered all over the house.
I could scream rn
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Now I gotta post my daughter
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I may be late but this discover more thing under tweets is god awful
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Crazy right?
this would've been so funny if i clicked the tweet and saw Twitter for iPhone
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My girl put the ovulation pussy on me once, and I ain't had a good nights sleep since.
Y'all don't understand, I need more
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But didn't you?
Some of y’all gonna wake up to a summons and printed out tweets in the morning 🌚
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Wa I supposed to hide bout a rapist trying to coerce me into meeting he?
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Got dah covered
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I forgive quickly and usually try to see things from other persons point of view. People take advantage of that
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While I'm on this topic, posting vacancies and job listings without disclosing the company , affiliates or person you're addressing your resume to is extremely unprofessional.
Requiring 3 years Experience for an entry level job should be a chargeable offense.
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My most embarrassing moment to date is in kirtons gas station when a woman look at me and ask if the mosquitoes in this area ain't cruel and I say "yeah fr" and the woman reply "ya had fun last night?" And I jar a big hickey in my neck and the whole gas station erupt in laughter.
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In the past, crack would have people doing shit like this, today its clout.
I was rejected from being a dancer at universal studios so I came to watch their first show
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This means I got my acceptance letter.
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Sarah thinks that someone who's 30, that's been battling depression and has had extensive deep mental evaluations done over her lifetime, got approved and was put on a 3 year waitlist for Assisted suicide, doesn't understand the permanence of death.
I genuinely think people like her do not understand the permanence of a decision like this.
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Best choice I made was dropping outta uwi. Knowing full well I wasn't in the right headspace to make it at the time. I'll touch back in that when I'm actually prepared for the stress.
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Stop putting down wrong rassole numbers. Akeem go get tested
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Not much to it.
Hmmm looks like we inside. The sweet men don't wanna do a thread? 👀
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Gas gone up, food gone up, crime gone up.
I wonder if it's still the music artists?
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Whenever I get sent titties
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Nvm Elsa brought it back
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