Izzy The Conspirator¹🇨🇲🖤
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Me hiding my girlfriend's bum bum at the restaurant after wearing the short ashawo dress I bought for her. 😂😂😂
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😹😹😹😹 Ces Camerounais?
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Now way light no Dey Nigeria. Who go tell them say they don loss?
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Anglophone cameroonians yes. For Francophone Cameroonians its Ivory Coast. We are a polygamous country 😹😹😹😹💔
Nigerians and Cameroonians are like husband and wife... Always fighting but are forever linked to each other
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Phone, Wallet, Keys, Airpods, oh shit my scissors
People who open biscuits packs with their teeth disgust me.
What happened to the scissor?
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When I was coming to Douala. A Military Personnelle stopped me at a checkpoint took my ID for verification and also my phone. About 30 minutes later I went to check what the hold up was and he was on TikTok with my data laughing at videos. I almost cried 😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔
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*Traditional Wedding Day*
Father: Take this palmwine and go give to the man you want to marry
Her: Why? Is he cripple?
Father:
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Buea people and vawlence. Some girl di argue change with driver. She gave 500 to pay 350. Taxi driver gave her 150 and she says it’s not enough.
Taxi man say. “Fine girl so but Your nails sharp pass you 💀💔”
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When we Cameroonians support you we go all out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Congratulations
#TeamEgypt
😂😂😂😂😂❤️🇪🇬🇪🇬 El Our County 😂😂😂
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As wuna di Waka Waka inside bush so for this Bamenda say Hiking. I no want hear say contribute for ransom oh
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Breaking News: "Mini Me" is turning 3 today 🥳🎉. My one wish for you my Son, is a happy life 🤎🤞
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Marc Brys thought we were joking when we said it's not easy to get a job in Cameroon
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Ivory Coast vs Nigeria for the final.
Francophone Cameroonians Supporting Ivory Coast
Anglophones supporting Nigeria 😹😹😹💔
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Rich man pikin go think say I just wake up from sleep
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If I scam ma money build community road. When you reach that junction you like waka for bush
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Me thinking about the type of Yam I’m about to turn to. Sweet yam? 😹😹😹😹💔💔
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Do y'all remember this kid? I'm so proud like I'm his Dad 😭❤️
When my friend was in the country to propose to his fiancé we stayed at this guest house in Buea. This kid was/is a cleaner there and couldn’t leave me alone so I took his num and I’ve been like a big bro to him since. This is 2am last night 💔
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Cause of the Simpsons I'm going to put my rent on this Ngannou vs Fury match. They Predicted even the quarantine 💀
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Cameroonian Youth way nova consider for enter nyongo na youth way di still receive allowance 😐👨🏿🦯👨🏿🦯
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🚨Breaking: The GCE Board implements VAR before FECAFOOT
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Me enjoying my money because it's too small to impress girls of our generation
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35k for full body massage. If I be get 35k my body for dey pain me?
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Meet Baby The Conspirator' 😅❤️
It's been a rollercoaster ride being your father but I'm holding on.
I'll make you proud son🤎
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Piña Garrida 🤲
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*knocks on my door*
Me: C’est qui?
Stranger: C’est moi!
Me: Toi qui?
Stranger: Moi qui comment?
Me:
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Extremely handsome. ❌
237Lions 🦁✅
We rarely have picture threads for Cameroonian men but Cameroonian men are extremely handsome.
Thread it 237 lions. Please don’t Air me 🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾 🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲
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If you get this 3 now than you don dirty y’a hand.
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Cameroon sugar Mommy di bill you sotay you week. Why wa own thing them ever dey so eh? 😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
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You di buy monthly bundle for Camtel still buy daily Bundles for MTN every day because what Camtel means by monthly data is that it works once a month 💔
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I’m currently working with a Lounge and I’m learning a lot. I had no clue that for a Wine to be called a Champagne it has to be from Champagne (A region in France) 😹😹😹💔
I always thought it was about how the corks look 😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
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Francophone girls really know how to love. A girl will call you and sing Fally for you. Damn 😹🙌🏾
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❤️🇨🇲 it's time for a Huuuuge change in Cameroon Football ❤️❤️✊🏿 Congratulations Presî Eto'o ❤️
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Guys. Your bro is stuck in your girl's town.
Can he sleep over?
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As wuna di travel abroad so if we manage for fix this country I catch wuna di cam back. Eh I go destroy person
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PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW YOU SO YOU FOLLOW BACK TO UNFOLLOW YOU LATER ARE VERY VERY CORRUPT. I WILL START REPORTING YOUR STUPID ACCOUNTS. CLOUT CHASING PUBLIC VALIDATION SEEKING SPINELESS ANIMALS. THINKING MORE FOLLOWERS WILL GIVE YOUR STUPID TWEETS MORE SENSE?!
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Listen keenly My good sir. There's an African Proverb that says Pikin way e say e Mami no go sleep. E too no go sleep. (A child who decides to give their Mom a sleepless night has to stay awake to make sure that happens.)
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I want Europe to remain white and Christian.
I want Italian culture in Italy 🇮🇹
Greeks being Greek in the Mediterranean 🇬🇷
Spaniards doing their thing in Spain 🇪🇸
The French drinking wine & eating bread in France 🇫🇷
The Brit’s getting trashed and being improper at night
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What was your Task During Common Entrance and First School?
For me I did laundry. Infact I rinsed the dress that my Mom washed at home 😹😹😹💔
What did you do?
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Today I don use gender equality deny for go buy ma neighbour them gas. They want cam back from station na so the baby them don sweat sotay 💀
I no still help them tho. Cause it's misogynistic to think you can do it just because you are a man so I cheered them on 😹😹😹😹😹💔💔🤲🏾
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Please ooh I'm in need of web development and app development gigs. My CV and Past Projects are available if you want to peruse it. Like, Retweet and Link me to projects please abeg pardon 🤲
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Time to go break some hearts 😑
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Find e how? Person way dey Germany for Morning. Malingo for soirée? 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
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Buea Town People RN 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
#BetaPipol
na 6 weeks dis way dat earthquake hapen for Turkey, cause serious damage sotey thousands of pipo for Turkey, loss dier lives.
Yesterday, Papa P send Grand Atango for Turkey, for go gi dem 1 million USD (600million frs), as support from Cameroon.
#BetaTinz
#BetaTinzGist
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1 of the guys in this pic knows how to shoot shots📸 the other knows how to save them 🧤.
Goodnight from Andre Onana and Steve Labile ❤️🇨🇲🦁
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Snow di fall for Bamenda oh. Na just say e want brown small
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I swear bro. Years ago I man wasn’t mad if his woman wanted him to buy her the world and carry it home for her. But recently we’re realizing that it’s too much cause they opened our eyes that they can do that for us too 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
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If You start knack for 16 years and now you dey 26 years that mean say you don knack for good 10 years
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As I was saying 😹😹😹😹💀💔
Pardon my laughs but girls Dey lie saaahh😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💔💔
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Wuna don go sleep people their pikin them on top mountain say mountain hiking nor? Now see
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All over my TL na fine boys with their own legit hustle. No one's slacking no one's sleeping. We've got techies, doctors, nurses, lab techs, businessmen, athletes, memers, rappers, influencers, teachers, engineers. All that brainpower. I'm glad I stumbled upon y'all. Bless Up🙌🏾🫂
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Dear God the way TL dangerous. Abeg make today no be my day. Amen 😹😹😹🤲🏾
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I act like everything is okay but deep down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔
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Question: What do you think about Open Relationships?
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Ma go start back for village. Cocoa price don di make sense 🧑🏾🦯
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From 11 to 14 I was raiding the Banana Plantation in Tiko to pick rejects
At 16 I got my first holiday job at the Buea Council
At 17 I worked at Cobweb Phone shop
At 18 I Worked at GCEB Secretariat
At 19 I worked at WDC chantier to buy my first laptop and became a Web Dev
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Serpent don finally confess say na Eve land ei bill for Apple oh 😂😂😂😂💔
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Sometimes I wish I could have my own girlfriend for me alone. But here in Cameroon we share everything...
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-Outings without my permission. Yes My Permission
-Shaking bum bum online
-Public quarreling
-Being rude to strangers/service workers
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In 2024 if you love love you’re just out here to suffer. People double date like it’s friendships. Randomly go on dates with strangers like handshakes. Little things don’t matter. No respect no consideration no care. Nobody thinks WE anymore. This is a horrible time to be alive.
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Experienced intercontinental Rapper Ko-C vs 1 hit Wonder Libianca
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When my friend was in the country to propose to his fiancé we stayed at this guest house in Buea. This kid was/is a cleaner there and couldn’t leave me alone so I took his num and I’ve been like a big bro to him since. This is 2am last night 💔
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Them: How are things?
Me: Things are moving small small
Things:
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80% of Twitter girls think like hungry animals devoid of parental love. 10% thinks it's cruise so they follow suit. The other 10% just be in the background doubting if their good values are really good. Trust me 10% your values are perfect. The multitude are just very very stupid
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As a man you can learn more from here than you’ll learn your whole life in school.
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When I like a girl I just turn to simp one time. I double text n triple text and quadruple text. Even if she doesn’t like me so long as she doesn’t tell me I’ll only be there. It’s so shameful but IDGAF really. Totally obsessed till it stops then I don’t know u anymore😹😹😹😹💔
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Twitter is getting so weird. Ladies act like rocks. Snub guys in DMs and act all high and mighty but still be complaining about lack of love on the TL. When the guys use anonymous messages to try to reach out the guys get mocked? C’est Quoi le projet?
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Faking how your ex got you extravagant gifts to make the next person pressured and intimidated. Having to try to measure up to an ex that never existed.
Sometimes it’s not about the man’s strength or weakness. Women are just exceptional💀💔
women with zero standards always sets unrealistic standards for weak men 🤓
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Yahoo Boys to appear on the new 10,000FCFA. This is an effort by the government to thank them for the financial growth they have brought to the Cameroon economy over the Years
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We will speak pidgin in England. Sell roasted corn in France, Open African restaurants in Italy & Open Mosques in Sweden. Europe will be colonized backwards and you will watch it happen. You said Europe was better than everywhere else yeah? We agree. We Are coming to enjoy!!
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Live pics every 2days
Location Updates
No Besties (male or female). I’m your best friend
No Outings without me/my approval
No new items that I didn’t buy or know the source of
No strange money that I don’t know the source of
No Ashawo dresses if I’m not with you
Pray for us.
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Plutomanians. Presido perform for 20Mins case closed. 3.5 Million FCFA (N9.2 Million) gone 😹😹😹😹💔
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As a military personnel for this Cameroon why you di play American Lottery grand?
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Yes Mami Ewang na thing that way Ewang di do for Buea 😹😹😹😹💔
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So I rocked my birthday kicks today….
Women are kind people. Someone on this TL got me the 4th frame for my birthday. I’m still blushing 😩❤️
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Vincent Aboubakar with 8 Goals in 7 Games. We won it in 2017 but we will never forget AFCON2021 ❤️🇨🇲
#TeamCameroon
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Cameroonian girl go ask u say why u no instead do money bouquet?
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Government decided to buy bomb online to prepare for Third World War and Pablo Delivered
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Today is a Sad day for Cameroonians. Tomorrow the government blocks access to Starlink throughout the national territory. The 1 good thing developers have had is being blocked for somewhat understandable reasons but still doesn't feel like progress to me. I hope it's back soon💔
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Nigeria thought they had the best African Squad till they saw Ghana's New Additions 🥵🥵🥵
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Abeg ya
@FecafootOfficie
wuna wash that white mayo them iron am. Saturday di cam we get to use am again against Nigeria.
En Mode Real Madrid 😪
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Maitrise
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Happy Father’s Day to Me. Thanks for choosing me Son. I’ve got you ♥️
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It’s always cute to me when a girl thinks because she’s pretty I’ll chase. If you no get fine fashion you’re running alone like Sarah Etonge sis.
For me beauty is about your heart. Fine face n ass is a plus no doubt but not the only thing! I go block you and your fat ass I swear
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Dr Wood turned water into juice 🤲
After a busy day, I came back and I still made some for my self to eat
It was not easy but it was sweet at the end 😋😋😋😋😋
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Cameroon Happy sotay Price for 33 Export don increase no man no complain 😂😂😂 Sah this country
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Girls think because you asked them out in your past means you took a vow of celibacy after them. They always be offended when you ask someone else out. Worst is when they remotely know the person. They must spoil it 😹😹😹
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If you dey online now know say you be part of the 1% 😹😹😹
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