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can't believe Germany lost and all of México collectively went 'this is so sad alexa play fake love by bts'
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women with deep voices thank u for being the most comforting force in this world
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wrestling movies: im sad and i have something to prove to my dad
actual wrestlers: my name is Nutbuster Mike and i dont care if i die
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jin and joons entire appeal is that theyre both smart and thoughtful men but when you put them together they suddenly have four braincells combined and they use them to bully each other
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th best running joke that bts have is saying "he's a spy" when someone fails at something
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bts:
txt: -.-- --- ..- ....... --. --- - ....... --. .- -- . ... ....... --- -. ....... -.-- --- ..- .-. ....... .--. .... --- -. .
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JNSDJNSDJKCS BTS PRANKCALLING JINS RESTAURANT
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yves they're lesbians
“The reason of having a (large) female fanbase”
Yves: I think it’s because all the members have different charms so people would be like ‘I want to be like them, I want to be friends with them’ I think that’s why our female fanbase is growing.
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got called gay by a polish child for just standing around
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what is UP with the music i feel like im watching a gay indie movie
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"In a Roman Osteria" 1866 // Jung Hoseok and Kim Seokjin 2018
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why's it feel like the grape did surgery on me
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we gotta have a 'Leave Kim Namjoon The Fuck Alone' month where bts doesnt have to do any work and they're all free to do whatever they want and we all pretend not to see kim namjoon when he's out in public just riding his bike and shit
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both these pictures exude wildly different chaotic gay energies
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I love how joon is so incredibly uncool that it circles back around to being cool
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anyway i gotta drive yeonjun to his after school basketball practice I'll see you guys later!! wish him luck on joining the school team!!
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college really turns you into a monster like what the fuck.. I went to an 8am class once and now I'm devoid of empathy
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yall know jin is fake as hell lmfao don't worry abt his LG he's pulling the iphone out as soon as spoonful and dandelion lower their cameras
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anybody else's life been in shambles since run bts was put on hiatus
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the gender neutral version of 'mr' and 'mrs' is 'mf'
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I had a dream they did that 'jin hyung collapsed' scene from 4th muster at the bbmas except jk was like 'he died of old age, just leave him' and jin got so mad at him he tore off a piece of the stage and threw it
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jin's first week in the bts dorms when they cut their power for not paying rent
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i know 100% jin's friends with all of them
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u ever notice how bts always do the dumbest shit on stage just to make each other laugh and then immediately turn around and bow to the hosts like an apology that they have to put up with themnjhdsbjdnd
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tell me why he looks like a fusion of these two
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seokjin, reading thsi on through his secret shawn mendes stan acc: you simple bitch
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i dont know who needs to hear this but you're not an anime character
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please dont put pewdiepie on my tl just bc he talks abt bㅜs, hes still racist and antisemitic, made multiple r*pe jokes and uses ableist slurs as insults. like. i cant make you stop watching his vids but i dont want them to be associated with any of that.
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i dare you i fucking dare you to vot e for the tiger i will fucking call the cops,the tiger , has to come up for air first of all and has to stay near the surface and is nowhere near as agile as a shark who was Born to swim ytou fcukgin idiots you Morons my blood is boiling
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the types being 'classical gay best friend who talks about getting his ass eaten during dinner' vs 'overly politically opinionated goth who vapes in your het uncle's face'
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epiphany and egoist are sisters, not twins,, epiphany is about realizing that you shouldnt have relied on loving another person for happiness and finding comfort in loving yourself,, egoist is abt realizing the person you loved isnt shit and loving yourself out of spite
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how is stealing from rich people not legal
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vegan burgers slap but the last time I was at this vegan place the dude taking our order flirted with my dad right in front of me
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THE WAY HE MIMICKED THE HANDSHAKE IN THE AIR IM SICK
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namjoon is gonna sit in Graham Norton's lap
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new armys really don't know that jins putting chemicals in the water and making the frogs gay
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i still havent recovered from that one time when some1 said bts stands for big time stupid
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literally almost had a breakdown last night bc I was drunk and put on a podcast àbout frogs and the first thing they said is that they're going extinct
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dont call yourself an army if you stan bts
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every drama: man bad . asshole to woman . woman nice and makes him good. heterosexuality <3
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it's like a ratatouille situation except he's not controlled by a rat but by blonde hair dye and instead of teaching him to cook it makes him act like a slut
can't rly process that jin's hair is blonde. I rly irl feel like his hair and the rest of him are separate identities.
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hold up u know what has The Same Energy . jin saying '..americans' when they saw the pole in the middle of the party bus at the vogue shoot, and the vine of a guy seeing hentai on a billboard and saying 'we're a long way from texas'
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THESE BITCHES RLY DO LOVE THEIR SUN/MOON METAPHORS HUH...........
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badbye, melody wise sounds like. music in a movie at a moment when a characters loved one dies and they become a villain to avenge them
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twice are the bravest women in the world if youve watched any of their fancams with fanchants in it you know what i mean
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@ bighit release jintro today or i'll 3d print yoongi
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the way mono is special to me like no other album ever has been
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hes rly wearing cargo shorts around her,,, they better be best friends
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thinking abt how they will perform airplane pt 2 multiple times and we will keep seeing namjoon and seokjin perform their part
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this dude is really not all there hbjf 1st of all he has no idea tae got that from the celeb5 auntie, he just assumes tae has candy on him at all times. 2nd of all it takes him a full minute to realize it'd be easier to open the wrapper if he actually looked at it. what the fuck.
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the thing is that joons big heart gives him super strength so when u see him break something, it's bc he misjudged the amount of force it requires to handle
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I hope tht story was fake and none of them use twitter outside of BTS_twt
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doctor: i was gonna ask if youre sexually active but-
me [wearing "sorry, jungkook is mine!" t-shirt]: but what
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In a fight between Mickey, Holly, and Yeontan, who would win? — mickey is a pacifist, holly is spoiled and cant fight, yeontan has experience from eating odeng
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yall rly acting like hyunjin isn't seokjins biological sister........
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the only thing funnier than bts doing that thing when one of them starts telling an obvious lie and everyone else joins in with even more ridiculous details, is when one of them starts and the rest is immediately like 'what are you talking about :/' 'stop making things up'
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@ kboos can yall be normal so I can like kpop in peace 😭
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[watches bon voyage and bon voyage s2 once] I see .
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@chaoticterrible
mx stands for monsta x but nice try, you'll have to use 'motherfucker' like the rest of us
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doing this except w/ joons face once mono drops
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hot 100 aside i was gonna say I can't beliebe they rly have to leave the dorms to fuck but rly try to imagine how it'd go down bdhxh like if one of them brought someone home and the others caught sight of them they would Never leave them alone
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i havent heard a good joke in so long i just heard a guy call snoop dogg "mr dogg" and fucking lost it
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until article13 gets put to action im gonna commit as many copyright infringements as possible. hey guys heres my newest original character im gonna start selling shirts with his face tomorrow his name is mickey rat
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can someone stop me from tattooing 134340 on myself before i even heard it
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this has incredible "yoongi in every teamwork based game" energies
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janelle monae is so much better than whatever the fuck straight people consider "real artists
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