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@ivybandit
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The Tortured Poets Department is a...murder mystery? a thread 🧵
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@ivybandit
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ive seen this pic 100 times on my tl r u guys gay or something
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BUT DADDY I LOVE HER
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@ivybandit
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need to know what song she was recording on this day
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@ivybandit
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YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A
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@ivybandit
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literally Guilty as Sin:
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@ivybandit
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taylor wistfully watching a wlw couple get engaged during cardigan then congratulating them and thanking the sunlight for allowing her to see it before singing betty and then singing daylight as a surprise song all during pride month sounds like something a gaylor made up
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@ivybandit
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Also, @taylorswift13 after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy US Open I guess
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@ivybandit
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the best tweet of all time
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@ivybandit
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in 50 years ill be in the nursing home tweeting “i told you so” on the ai robot interface when she drops the evelyn hugo style interview
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@ivybandit
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Taylors politics have always been questionable but the question was never is she a trump supporter until now like wtf
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@ivybandit
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the ttpd set is actually meta as fuck for those with the eyes to see
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we moved on too fast from the fact that she is performing the eras tour on the eras tour
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@ivybandit
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ttpd prologue…evelyn hugo ass quote
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@ivybandit
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damn she kinda sucks at beating the gay allegations
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@ivybandit
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joe alwyn is going to log onto twitter tomorrow at 8 am and post this
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@ivybandit
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Proof taylor swift is NOT GAY but a heterosexual 🖤🤍: NOT a gaylor thread 🧵
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@ivybandit
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Releasing miss americana and then dropping “you know the hero died so what’s the movie for” as a lyric on the following album is sick
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@ivybandit
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kissing girls and liking it isn’t even gay anymore. because of woke
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I Kissed A Girl is a very *straight girl* song I’m sorry to break this to you
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@ivybandit
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she gayed too close to the sun and got scared so now she only leaves in the midnights bodysuit
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@ivybandit
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the worst part about this situation is if this isnt even flagging just ugly for no reason
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@ivybandit
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Taylor this pride month: Im gonna play the Gaylor Hot 100 Hits 😊
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@ivybandit
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wow i Wonder what she Meant by this
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@ivybandit
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"...and i saw travis acting the fully formed chorus of ICDIWABH from another room."
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@ivybandit
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doing this in the us is one thing but in europe is crazy
@killatimi
Timi ✨
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MILAN WE LOVE TO SEE IT #TsTheErasTourMilan
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@ivybandit
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my town was a wasteland, full of cages full of fences…
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@ivybandit
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taylor swift deadass said she was in love with a girl in hits different and her entire fandom was like “no you don’t❤️”
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@ivybandit
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life imitates art
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@ivybandit
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Her ass probably made the gaylor subreddit
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@ivybandit
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“sir, maroon has hit the gaylor towers twice this pride month”
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@ivybandit
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i finally saw l the lucy dacus and charlie puth lyric on the my timeline… this cant be real
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@ivybandit
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Notice how Aaron moves out of the camera frame so we can see Taylor dancing with women? Aaron doesn’t put her in the basement. He’s not afraid of her shine. He lets her begayed.
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@ivybandit
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when the words of a sister comes back in whispers that proved that she was not in fact what she seemed 💔
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@ivybandit
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I cant believe 23 hours after this post she actually played it 😭 which one of you is her burner acc
@ivybandit
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we gaylors declared the craziest gayest surprise song for pride month would be this is what you came for like if you’re gonna do it @taylorswift13 👍👍
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@ivybandit
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this video of not patti smith and not dylan thomas is so cute 🥰
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@ivybandit
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skeletons in the closet: examining evermore as an album about the failed coming out (and master's heist) - an extensive thread 🧵
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@ivybandit
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no offense or anything but you have to be reaallyy gay to have serotonin by girl in red as your top song out of , every other song that exists
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one year ago, girl in red revealed taylor’s most played song on spotify was ‘serotonin’ while opening for her at n1 of eras chicago june 2, 2023
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@ivybandit
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how different taylor swift eras would react to you coming out to them: a thread 🧵
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@ivybandit
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1 year
page 28 of tree paine's pr playbook: sneaky looking photos taken at a restaurant
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@ivybandit
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want to say something that would make swifties clutch their pearls
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this hits different when you remember that miss americana was originally titled “is it cool that i said all that?” delicate is THE pride song for her
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Swifties will say “taylors hinting that this is going to be the ts12 aesthetic its so pretty!! 😍” and show you this:
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happy pride month! this particular scene in YNTCD with the oranges was always a mystery to me, despite seeming very symbolic. after some research, it appears that it could be a reference to US queer history, specifically the florida orange juice boycott 🍊 (1/6)
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me seeing all of them say that the italy paps were to “prepare us” for the engagement
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@ivybandit
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if taylor swift was a true pathological people pleaser she would bring back androgynous twink bf taylor…thats what the people want !
@FilmUpdates
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Happy birthday, Taylor Swift.
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taylor swift when shes in a capitalism-off and the opponent is travis kelce
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HELP TRAVIS KELCE HAS A FROZEN DINNER LINE NOW????? 😭
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taylor and demi lovato both liking the gay cruel summer cover on instagram is fueling my crack theory
@demifcknlovato
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this is crazy 😭
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someone needs to make a thread of weird “coincidences” where taylor seemingly hints that shes a regular lurker i only have bouncygate and nosetouchlor but ik theres more
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she's defrosting (how the fuck am i supposed to fit 14 pages of this into a twitter thread)
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she looks good but why do celebs always get papped at this sushi place at the exact same angle 😭
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@ivybandit
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every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction
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@ivybandit
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Forest dwelling lesbian
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@ivybandit
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straightest woman alive taylor swift sings “slept next to her but i dreamt of you all summer long” every night on her record breaking tour and i think thats beautiful
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ttds x daylight is crazy considering the season right now is Pride month 😭
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@ivybandit
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btw. she’s peter.
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@ivybandit
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and FUCK brittany mahomes for not only being a bigot bitch, but also because she supports a man who used fake AI images of taylor for his campaign
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she should join forces with jennifer lawrence and investigate
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the contrast between how taylor described king princess’s music and how they described her music will never not be funny to me 😭
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see like idc if anyone calls me delusional id rather believe in this amen
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You are in love🍅 | iso taycouver tix
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THIS THIS THIS
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@ivybandit
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CNN pushed NYT against a wall, sneering, “I hate you.” NYT scoffed, “I hate you too.” Their eyes glanced down to CNN’s lips, and CNN smirked. “Like what you see?” NYT flushed, twisting their head. “As if.”
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my entire twitter feed because kissing girls is apparently straight coded
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the category is: mysteries only gaylors can explain
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taylor swift was writing speak now at the time this tweet was crafted btw
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@ivybandit
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we joke that if taylor was a brunette more people would think shes gay but its really true and unfortunately rooted in misogyny
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you’re laughing. kamala harris could be the first bisexual blasian indian-american female us president and you’re laughing.
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marjorie kelce-swift in the future:
@authoritayrian
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nirvana/foo fighters stans defending violet is gna be swifties defending marjorie kelce-swift in the future
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songwriter taylor: “you don’t get to tell me about sad” public eye taylor: “this is the happiest I’ve ever been in my life
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@ivybandit
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I'M READY FOR COMBAT ‼️
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@ivybandit
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Why do they never get backlash. The swiftie cops only come around our neighborhood smh
@howdiditrow
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i swear this was an engagement photoshoot who’s with me
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idk i would never want an sa apologist running up to me and calling me twin but
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We love friends who share CLOTHES!!!
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���omg ttpd is her first breakup album in forever” me: haha yeah totally thats sooo crazy to think about…
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if i had a nickel for every time taylor swift has drawn attention to the hits different bridge i would have three nickels which isnt a lot but its still weird since its the fruitiest bridge in her discography
@TheSwiftSociety
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📲| @taylorswift13 via instagram reels. "Hits Different really hits different, plus it’s got one of my fav bridges"
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@ivybandit
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thank you gaylors for allowing me to discover chappell and to say i knew who she was before her big blow up 🙏
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@rmjroan Gaylors aren’t allowed to listen to Chappell
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@ivybandit
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the way you can put any of these albums under any book
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the big 3
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@ivybandit
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this gaylor quiz is easy af
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im happy for you if you can interpret this in a straight way but this is one of those few taylor lyrics where any straight explanation is mind numbingly stupid
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the gaylor vs anti gaylor discourse about the GLAAD ig post is giving this:
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i remember last year when she was dating ratty and gaylors said she's gonna sing a lot more about a forbidden relationship that isn't widely accepted and well ... she did!
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shes scrolling gaylortwt on her burner
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Taylor swift should come out the red set wearing a “they don’t how much i miss her” shirt
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wheres that one tweet that was like “folklore is fictional until we can make it about joe”
@MelissaEnchant
✨ Melissa Enchanted✨ NOLA 10/27
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Why I think Taylor Swift lied to all of us when she said the Betty, James & August characters were pretend. It's actually about her Summer of 2016. A🧵
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look at the difference on those arms my princess was TRAINING training
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remember when toe broke up and the fuckass swifties were all like “taylor swift lost the love of her life. 6 years. her london boy. lover is ruined and you sick gaylors are celebrating.”
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@triptoyourshore why does that look like joe alwyn
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her knocking down the groom instead of the bride in the ibytam mv is so gay like she wishes she were the groom 😭
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@ivybandit
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every masterpiece has its cheap copy
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jack antonoff feeding gaylors like peeta throwing bread at katniss
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@ivybandit
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thoughts on the TIME interview 🧵 the interview consolidated several things for me. first, the emphasis on the fact she's constructing a narrative is really significant. we know that from midnights (mastermind, dear reader, anti-hero), and i think most of us are expecting [...]
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“Is anyone getting homosexual vibes from this song? Because I am just putting the dots together 🤓”
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@ivybandit
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what the fuck? like what the fuck. what the fuckkk
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@ivybandit
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you already know the first thing i did was search if any of them were queer 🫡
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Taylor Swift announces additional opening acts for her ‘Eras Tour’ shows in Wembley: • SOFIA ISELLA • Holly Humberstone • Suki Waterhouse • Maisie Peters • RAYE
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@ivybandit
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these articles are giving: if taylor swift is gay then who else could be🧐🙄 lady gaga? shawn mendes? elsa?
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its only fair that we get an automatic pass to call her fruity during shows like this where shes singing a song about gay rights in her little lesbian flag blazer. its what emily dickinson would've wanted.
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katy perry attending the eras tour brings me back to this
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sharing my thoughts
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@gaylorplanntika joe alwyn is fun and babygirl when you dont have a swiftie yelling in ur ear that toe are engaged and having babies
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6. Being Homophobic in her youth
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